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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96570	How to make poor Cods happy Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:08pm 1. Re-erect Mr Abbott 2. Bring back Bronny 3. Deport the leftards 4. Ban the ABC & Fairfax 5. Stop the boats 6. Jail Shorten for rape 7. Jail the unions for corruption 8. Jail Turnbull for anything 9. Make Australia a penal settlement again 10. Be nice to Cods - sorry, be mean to Cods so she has something to complain about Thoughts?
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double plus good Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5693 Gender:	Re: How to make poor Cods happy Reply #1 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:15pm Kill your mind Karnal. Booze, drugs whatever. You think too much. That's your problem. Stop thinking!!!!
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40772 Gender:	Re: How to make poor Cods happy Reply #2 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:28pm We love you cods
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Re: How to make poor Cods happy
Reply #3 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:34pm

double plus good wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:15pm:

Kill your mind Karnal. Booze, drugs whatever. You think too much. That's your problem. Stop thinking!!!!

We had sweeties like you for breakfast back in Nam, son. Couldn’t get a hard-on, couldn’t handle your drugs, couldn’t look after your mates in a blue. You all ended up.on medical discharges rather than cop a dishonourable discharge like any normal bloke. Lucky you had the shrinks on your side, the rest of the boys would have torn you a new one.

And, by the sound of you, did.

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96570	Re: How to make poor Cods happy Reply #4 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:35pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:28pm: We love you cods She’ll report you for that.
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Reply #5 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:39pm

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:34pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:15pm:

Kill your mind Karnal. Booze, drugs whatever. You think too much. That's your problem. Stop thinking!!!!

We had sweeties like you for breakfast back in Nam, son. Couldn’t get a hard-on, couldn’t handle your drugs, couldn’t look after your mates in a blue. You all ended up.on medical discharges rather than cop a dishonourable discharge like any normal bloke. Lucky you had the shrinks on your side, the rest of the boys would have torn you a new one.

And, by the sound of you, did.

And then you woke up in Palestine Grin

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Reply #6 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:40pm

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:34pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:15pm:

Kill your mind Karnal. Booze, drugs whatever. You think too much. That's your problem. Stop thinking!!!!

We had sweeties like you for breakfast back in Nam, son. Couldn’t get a hard-on, couldn’t handle your drugs, couldn’t look after your mates in a blue. You all ended up.on medical discharges rather than cop a dishonourable discharge like any normal bloke. Lucky you had the shrinks on your side, the rest of the boys would have torn you a new one.

And, by the sound of you, did.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like Karnal's........... Burqa. Lips Sealed

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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: How to make poor Cods happy Reply #7 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:48pm
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Reply #8 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:50pm

ordinaryguy wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:39pm:

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:34pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:15pm:

Kill your mind Karnal. Booze, drugs whatever. You think too much. That's your problem. Stop thinking!!!!

We had sweeties like you for breakfast back in Nam, son. Couldn’t get a hard-on, couldn’t handle your drugs, couldn’t look after your mates in a blue. You all ended up.on medical discharges rather than cop a dishonourable discharge like any normal bloke. Lucky you had the shrinks on your side, the rest of the boys would have torn you a new one.

And, by the sound of you, did.

And then you woke up in Palestine Grin

I’ll wake up in whatever bloody hotel I want. And I’ll blow into any old bag I can find. If you’re volunteering for bag duty, I’ll have you too.

And if you’re not, even better.

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Reply #9 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:54pm

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:50pm:

ordinaryguy wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:39pm:

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:34pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:15pm:

Kill your mind Karnal. Booze, drugs whatever. You think too much. That's your problem. Stop thinking!!!!

We had sweeties like you for breakfast back in Nam, son. Couldn’t get a hard-on, couldn’t handle your drugs, couldn’t look after your mates in a blue. You all ended up.on medical discharges rather than cop a dishonourable discharge like any normal bloke. Lucky you had the shrinks on your side, the rest of the boys would have torn you a new one.

And, by the sound of you, did.

And then you woke up in Palestine Grin

I’ll wake up in whatever bloody hotel I want. And I’ll blow into any old bag I can find. If you’re volunteering for bag duty, I’ll have you too.

And if you’re not, even better.

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96570	Re: How to make poor Cods happy Reply #10 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:55pm Johnsmith wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:48pm: http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images%2Farticle%2F2014%2F06%2F25%2Fca... I’d buy her a cask, but I don’t think I’d be stumping up for Stanley. Golden Gate, maybe. See how we go on pension day, alright?
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Reply #11 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:57pm

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:50pm:

ordinaryguy wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:39pm:

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:34pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:15pm:

Kill your mind Karnal. Booze, drugs whatever. You think too much. That's your problem. Stop thinking!!!!

We had sweeties like you for breakfast back in Nam, son. Couldn’t get a hard-on, couldn’t handle your drugs, couldn’t look after your mates in a blue. You all ended up.on medical discharges rather than cop a dishonourable discharge like any normal bloke. Lucky you had the shrinks on your side, the rest of the boys would have torn you a new one.

And, by the sound of you, did.

And then you woke up in Palestine Grin

I’ll wake up in whatever bloody hotel I want. And I’ll blow into any old bag I can find. If you’re volunteering for bag duty, I’ll have you too.

And if you’re not, even better.

Hotel Palestine you can check in anytime you want but you can never leave. When you blow into those bags be sure to cut a slit so you can see out.

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Reply #12 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:57pm

Karnal wrote on Sep 25^th, 2015 at 8:08pm:

1. Re-erect Mr Abbott
2. Bring back Bronny
3. Deport the leftards
4. Ban the ABC & Fairfax
5. Stop the boats
6. Jail Shorten for rape
7. Jail the unions for corruption
8. Jail Turnbull for anything
9. Make Australia a penal settlement again
10. Be nice to Cods - sorry, be mean to Cods so she has something to complain about

Thoughts?

Yep. I think you're a dick for starting this topic.

How's that for a thought?

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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85332 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: How to make poor Cods happy Reply #13 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 9:05pm
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ordinaryguy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 625 Gender:	Re: How to make poor Cods happy Reply #14 - Sep 25^th, 2015 at 9:07pm Yawn, another intellectual Tony Hater
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