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Merlin

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Position Vacant
Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:24pm

Job Title: Australian Conservative Party
Reporting to: The Australian People

Opportunity exists for a person/party who is a genuine conservative to take the role of the centre/right party in the Australian federal parliament. No previous experience necessary but associates/supporters of One Nation and Pauline Hanson will be highly regarded.

treacherous turnbull supportrers need not apply.

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lee Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 18008 Gender:	Re: Position Vacant Reply #1 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:36pm Bugger, I was hoping the position was horizontal. I need a lie down.
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Reply #2 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:38pm

what we need is decent people in the senate.. from what I see they all have one agenda...and its not Australia...

seems to me its a cushy job for 6 7 years no accountability whatever...half the nation wouldnt even know their names such a joke...

the whole system needs up dating and people need to be answerable........the system is pockmarked like some awful disease.

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Reply #3 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:47pm

cods wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:38pm:

what we need is decent people in the senate.. from what I see they all have one agenda...and its not Australia...

seems to me its a cushy job for 6 7 years no accountability whatever...half the nation wouldnt even know their names such a joke...

the whole system needs up dating and people need to be answerable........the system is pockmarked like some awful disease.

Half the nation would not know who the PM is cods. That is why I reckon voting ought not be an automatic right.

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Reply #4 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:53pm

cods wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:38pm:

what we need is decent people in the senate.. from what I see they all have one agenda...and its not Australia...

seems to me its a cushy job for 6 7 years no accountability whatever...half the nation wouldnt even know their names such a joke...

the whole system needs up dating and people need to be answerable........the system is pockmarked like some awful disease.

What is the point of having better people in the senate if the cretins are still in the house of reps ??
They will just be reviewing rubbish that the cretins have given them.

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Reply #5 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:10pm

merlin, i think most true conservatives have turned their back on governments .

the bible , for example is a practical and spiritual book which i find useful but the high priests of christianity are not useful at all.

in the same way fountainhead and atlas shrugged are practical and spiritual books for the rightard but our high priests are not rightard at all. they are big government type of guys when all true conservatives reject government and should be seeking to "starve the beast"

so i would read some of ayn rands holy texts and then move on , flying as low under the radar as possible and realise that politics is really just a distraction in the same way that facebook, candy crush and the footy are. somewhat entertaining but really of trivial importance to your success.

and a smart conservative would never spend significant time on such insignificant things.

you mention Miss Hansen who ended up in jail.

surely a smarter course of action would have been for her to study business at night school, expand her fish ans chips business, start a fish and chips franchise, start a family trust, invest her money, buy some waterfornt property and retire. what good did all her work achieve. very little. a true conservative works harder on themselves then they ever would on their job. pauline worked pretty hard and ended up with a criminal record and bankrupt.

how pitiful!!

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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: Position Vacant Reply #6 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:15pm
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double plus good Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5693 Gender:	Re: Position Vacant Reply #7 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:19pm That's one of John Smith's tennents when he jacks the rent up by $100 on one of his slums.
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85378 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Position Vacant Reply #8 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:21pm Above Malcolm Turnbulls's shoulders? Anyone who takes over from Tony and changes not one whit of Tony's policies, but actually makes them worse - has very little upstairs. Proves you don't need brains, guts or a heart to earn money out of merchant banking... just a lot of grift.
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Reply #9 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:24pm

Merlin wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:53pm:

cods wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 5:38pm:

what we need is decent people in the senate.. from what I see they all have one agenda...and its not Australia...

seems to me its a cushy job for 6 7 years no accountability whatever...half the nation wouldnt even know their names such a joke...

the whole system needs up dating and people need to be answerable........the system is pockmarked like some awful disease.

What is the point of having better people in the senate if the cretins are still in the house of reps ??
They will just be reviewing rubbish that the cretins have given them.

cods and a few other here expect the Senate to touch its collective forelock, and supinely raise their bums for any legislation the lower house wants. Talk about a rump parliament....

No idea of how our democracy works...... but they understand pure Fascism, even when they are incapable of recognising it.

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“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85378 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Position Vacant Reply #10 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:26pm aquascoot wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:10pm: merlin, i think most true conservatives have turned their back on governments . I think rather that government has turned its back on true conservatives.... You're falling into a Long Maria style here - no capitals and suspect grammar. I thought more highly of you.
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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: Position Vacant Reply #11 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:39pm double plus good wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:19pm: That's one of John Smith's tennents when he jacks the rent up by $100 on one of his slums. no, that's your wife when I told her she had to go back to you!
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double plus good Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5693 Gender:	Re: Position Vacant Reply #12 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:58pm Johnsmith wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:39pm: double plus good wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:19pm: That's one of John Smith's tennents when he jacks the rent up by $100 on one of his slums. no, that's your wife when I told her she had to go back to you! That's your wife after you forced yourself on to her.
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Reply #13 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 7:23pm

double plus good wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:58pm:

Johnsmith wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:39pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:19pm:

That's one of John Smith's tennents when he jacks the rent up by $100 on one of his slums.

no, that's your wife when I told her she had to go back to you! Grin

That's your wife after you forced yourself on to her. Lips Sealed

shut up ...If I tired that my wife would slap me silly Grin

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When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look.
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Reply #14 - Sep 28^th, 2015 at 7:33pm

Johnsmith wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 7:23pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:58pm:

Johnsmith wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:39pm:

double plus good wrote on Sep 28^th, 2015 at 6:19pm:

That's one of John Smith's tennents when he jacks the rent up by $100 on one of his slums.

no, that's your wife when I told her she had to go back to you! Grin

That's your wife after you forced yourself on to her. Lips Sealed