I have noticed a lot of different demographics use ironic name calling and silly phrases in an attempt to win arguments for themselves.
At the end of the day it only results in a lot of eye rolling.
Here are a couple funny ones I have seen here.
Muslim Apologists:
"Oh You're Islamophobic" : -
This on is an ironic corker in reality. The person saying it is usually so scared of offending islam they lash out and try and make out the offender is scared of it who in turn is clearly is NOT scared of islam. They just sit there clearly sticking it to Islam.
Muslims:
"Kill them"
"Ban them"
Ironically they are trying to be cynical and teach people a lesson but in their ironic drunken stupor, actually are correct. Yet they are oblivious to the fact it just makes people dislike muslims even more displaying such moronic repetitive nuttery. They shoot themselves in the foot and destroy their own personal agenda whilst looking like a clown who couldn't apply makeup well enough.
"Old boy"
A fictitious character of some sort who is supposed to add something to discussion and weight behind a cynical argument in some remote manner. Usually gets repeated to a point where much eye rolling occurs
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"Had nothing to do with Islam"
Either the poster is blind, deaf, dumb or stupid or just out to offend the shyte out of the entire community in a hope islam will be looked at in a good light. Or they are totally ignorant of what the qu'ran actually says. Yet they are oblivious to the fact it just make people hate it even more.
The irony of this comment is usually the terrorist in question
has ran out crying "Allahu Ackbar" and screaming, frothing at the mouth various never debunked scriptures from the muslim quran before senselessly murdering innocent woman and children in a pathetic attempt to lay 72 virgins who may in fact be young boys according to the qu'ran. All this while dressed in traditional islamic garb and waving an islamic flag.
Yep it had nothing to do with islam alright.
I mean people really. Turnbull and apologists shame on you.
Homosexual Apologists and Poofters:
"Ohhh we were born this way"
You were born either with a dickybird or without, unless you had a genetic physical medical problem.
You were born a homosexual just about as much as a pedophile was born a pedophile or a muslim was born a muslim. Get a grip.
"Ohhh you're a latent homosexual"
This is an attempt at really saying "Ohhh we are really just like you we are the same" in an attempt to offend the clearly hetero poster at the other end. When in an ironic twist they are the same, they just have a mental problem that leads them into practicing degenerate acts.
"Ohhh you're homophobic"
I have heard this little chestnut a million times and have never been scared of someone that calls themselves a homosexual yet. I think its the old I want to feel important that people out there hate me syndrome. When in reality its just usually some normal person just sick and tired of someone pushing a degenerate agenda. By all means pork bottoms, it doesn't mean everyone else has to agree with you and give their stamp of approval.
Climate Change IRONIC DENIERS
Here we have a real set of community nuttery operating at an elite level that most people cannot.
If you have nothing in life and are just a useless bum join the Greens I say.
"Ohhh your a DENIER"
The biggest ironic statement in the history of mankind usually read on forums today. These little nutjobs hang around conspiracy sites and seeking out like minded nutters who have obtained a science degree by passing an exam and claim chicken little was right. In comparison chicken little was a bloody genius compared to these rhodes scholars. They totally ignore REAL scientific data, the REAL world outside and the climate they have experienced all their lives. Too many drugs when younger killing brain cells would be my guess.
"Global Warming rah rah"
Ah yes the old Global Warming war dance, this term was originally coined by Al Gore who has milked the green nutter community for all its worth and good on him I say. Don't hate Al, he is an absolute genius. Take notes people.
Global warming rapidly changed to Climate Change once it was bloody obvious the world wasn't warming. Only the rusted ons still use the term and some loopy obscure data to try and prove it denying all the other scientific data even exists. Warming my ass. I'm not even going to go into carbon emissions PFFT.
"The Poles are melting the Poles are melting"
Must be global warming
. Yet they remain frozen and in their typical climate cycle.
"There is CLIMATE CHANGE - QUICK EVERYBODY"
Climate change was the new global warming hysteria since no one bought the global warming scam and the earth never sufficiently warmed enough to scare the shyte out of anyone.
So a safer bet was "Climate Change" to keep the rusted on's rusted on and the money flowing. Hedging their bets it doesn't matter which way the climate goes at least they get a steady income. For goodness sakes we have had climate change since year DOT. Did any nutter think we might say that.
Aborigines
"Oh your a RACIST"
Seriously Adam was Booed because he was a Tosser of the highest order. Did you nutjobs ever stop to think that other Abo's would get booed if it was bloody racist you fools.
"You must Say Sorry"
Nope, get stuffed I had nothing to do with what happened years ago.
"That's sacred ground we want it back"
Prove it other than rolling out a tall story. I know some parents that emailed the aboriginal embassy for some information about a so called local aboriginal tribe everyone pays homage too at community events. Their child was doing a school assignment and they wanted the easiest way out. So they selected an assignment on this aboriginal tribe would be easy. Guess what. There was no information on this local aboriginal tribe and to this day now it has been 11 years and they still have not responded. So the kid just made shyte up and passed the course. Now that was awesome I thought.
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If you have any funny ones you have seen add yours.
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