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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85381 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$ Reply #60 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 9:43am Cranial wrote on Oct 28^th, 2015 at 9:42am: Thou Doth Protesteth too much. I merely respond to silly comments - the other person is the one protesting too much. Go back to sleep. You're wasting your time, too, and all that silly childish vitriol has changed not one thing and never will. Bye.
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Reply #62 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 11:22am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Oct 28^th, 2015 at 9:35am:

Desperation. For a person who claims to know so much, you seem to do a lot of googling of the things you mention. Funny how different that can be from real life. I've 'researched' nothing, and my stated position goes way over your head.

In the news today, re self-publishing - a young man has made it with a book of prose... just goes to show, eh?

You've wasted enough time no - toodles - thanks for coming.

Just goes to show nothing regarding you, you have been called on your bullshit. Anyone can say what you say and make a pdf like you did and pretend to be a secret agent man. You have proven nothing except that you are a clown.

Only an idiot/scammer or child would come here and run around saying ASIO looked them up for their advice and they can have three names. Get a grip on reality clown.

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Cranial New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31 Philistainian Gender:	Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$ Reply #64 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 12:41pm Agreed you will be a secret agent man when hell freezes over Dufus
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Reply #65 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 12:44pm

Grappler Editorial:-

Now, you see, that's exactly what I'm talking about! One of the biggest failings in this country and one of the most damaging, is the way so very many people try, futilely as it turns out, to attack others, using nothing but innuendoes, insults, and uninformed and unsupported opinions without a single fact to back them up.

This sort of nonsense pervades politics, royal commissions, courts, fora such as this one, workplaces, and virtually everywhere else in this dark continent society.

Slinging mud has replaced discussion and proving your point.. and on this forum there are several who approach the whole area of discussion with mud slinging....

Such persons should be cast into the outer darkness, never to return.

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Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$
Reply #66 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 12:48pm

He Man wrote on Oct 26^th, 2015 at 11:13pm:

Heres how to pretend to be an international man of mystery or the next 007 special ops character fully licenced to change your name 3 times in the country of your own choice.

1. You need to have a vivid imagination.

Thats an easy one, if you enjoy making up stories or dream of being the next 007 fully trained in the arts of super secret SAS fighting techniques and running special OPS. You need to at least have half a brain to do this. Basically the ability to Google and spin bullshit. That would be most people on the planet.

2. You need to have lived a life of, well, shall we say, insignificance and scamming.

Well most these scammers and liars lead a life of insignificance so lets assume you lead a life of insignificance not stacking up to the secret agent or special OPs lifestyle you aspire too.

3. You need a great tale to spin that can make you a buck.

Ok this is an easy one simply write a book. Most people bork at this, thinking it is a huge task and that you need a publisher and so forth. It is actually quiet simple to do.Lets say you came up with the story that you went to Afghanistan and you had some really cool tales and stories to tell. You want to flog this story, and you want to make a buck.

4. Get some Tradecraft under your belt. IE. Tools of the trade and ways to use it.

Now we need some tradecraft under your belt. Well that would be Internet Access and a copy of Microsoft Word and a Credit Card.We need Microsoft Word to produce the story and save it as a PDF file.We Need internet access so we can spruik our book online through forums and various other community sites.

More importantly we need internet access and credit card to create Amazon.com stores that are free and stores on various other sites so we can flog our PDF file off on and make a buck.

5. A way to spin it.

Lets say we wanted to take our afghanistan tale and try and flog it off and make a buck. At this stage all we need is the story saved as a PDF file. But what story you ask. Lets go an Autobiography that no one can prove is real. You will be the street cred on forums you visit and promote it there.

6. Get enough gullible people out there that will buy it as true.

This one is easy they are everywhere. Throw in a conspiracy and the world is your oyster.

7. An excuse to be totally uncontactible face to face and a reason for being incognito.

Here you will need to tell everyone you were special Ops or a secret agent and your name has changed multiple times to keep your identity secret.

8. Add Street credibility

Even think up fake name to put the book under, that will add to the mystery and make it harder to authenticate. If you wanted to go the country mile you could simply register a company as a Publisher and pretend your book was being published by some obscure publisher.

Also when writing your story you could draw from other real accounts so when they googled they think that it must have been you but because you are an international man of mystery no one will ever know. Except you of course because you have been social engineered on an internet forum and private messenger.

Claim your Autobiography is on Amazon.com because after all it is. It was you who published a little pdf file there. Flog it off for a couple bucks as the demographic you will be targeting will be a fairly simple thinking people and usually poor.

9. Spotting the scammers.

Poor Quality graphics/fonts on the PDF file/book, poor quality writing, no hard copies, just pdf files anyone can write, cheap. Will be sold on online stores any mum can set up on known sites like Amazon, etc etc.

If you are dealing with secret agent man you can bet your toosh he isn't a secret agent because real secret agent international men of mystery are called international men of mystery for a reason. No one ever knows who they actually are. If they are saying they have worked with secret agencys they simply have not as that would be disclosure.

If your international man of mystery stands out like that I'd say he is more an international man of scammery or a builders laborer.

Quick Summary on making a buck.

Come up with a great life story.
Get a copy of Microsoft Word and simply write your own biography.
Save it as a PDF file then sell it online on home stores freely available on Amazon.com etc etc.
Pinch some content from other stories and claim you were a secret operative that's why your real name is not used.

Flog it off for few bucks to target the more simple gullible poor demographic. Claim its from amazon.com.

Register your own company (couple hundred bucks) as a publisher and use that name to add credibility to your PDF file.

Spruik your book on online forums. Do special deals on private messaging to make them feel a special agent has contacted them.

Well there you go the worlds your Oyster now. Roll Eyes

I believe that needed reposting , so true.

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Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$
Reply #67 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:10pm

Cranial wrote on Oct 28^th, 2015 at 12:48pm:

He Man wrote on Oct 26^th, 2015 at 11:13pm:

Heres how to pretend to be an international man of mystery or the next 007 special ops character fully licenced to change your name 3 times in the country of your own choice.

1. You need to have a vivid imagination.

Thats an easy one, if you enjoy making up stories or dream of being the next 007 fully trained in the arts of super secret SAS fighting techniques and running special OPS. You need to at least have half a brain to do this. Basically the ability to Google and spin bullshit. That would be most people on the planet.

2. You need to have lived a life of, well, shall we say, insignificance and scamming.

Well most these scammers and liars lead a life of insignificance so lets assume you lead a life of insignificance not stacking up to the secret agent or special OPs lifestyle you aspire too.

3. You need a great tale to spin that can make you a buck.

Ok this is an easy one simply write a book. Most people bork at this, thinking it is a huge task and that you need a publisher and so forth. It is actually quiet simple to do.Lets say you came up with the story that you went to Afghanistan and you had some really cool tales and stories to tell. You want to flog this story, and you want to make a buck.

4. Get some Tradecraft under your belt. IE. Tools of the trade and ways to use it.

Now we need some tradecraft under your belt. Well that would be Internet Access and a copy of Microsoft Word and a Credit Card.We need Microsoft Word to produce the story and save it as a PDF file.We Need internet access so we can spruik our book online through forums and various other community sites.

More importantly we need internet access and credit card to create Amazon.com stores that are free and stores on various other sites so we can flog our PDF file off on and make a buck.

5. A way to spin it.

Lets say we wanted to take our afghanistan tale and try and flog it off and make a buck. At this stage all we need is the story saved as a PDF file. But what story you ask. Lets go an Autobiography that no one can prove is real. You will be the street cred on forums you visit and promote it there.

6. Get enough gullible people out there that will buy it as true.

This one is easy they are everywhere. Throw in a conspiracy and the world is your oyster.

7. An excuse to be totally uncontactible face to face and a reason for being incognito.

Here you will need to tell everyone you were special Ops or a secret agent and your name has changed multiple times to keep your identity secret.

8. Add Street credibility

Even think up fake name to put the book under, that will add to the mystery and make it harder to authenticate. If you wanted to go the country mile you could simply register a company as a Publisher and pretend your book was being published by some obscure publisher.

Also when writing your story you could draw from other real accounts so when they googled they think that it must have been you but because you are an international man of mystery no one will ever know. Except you of course because you have been social engineered on an internet forum and private messenger.

Claim your Autobiography is on Amazon.com because after all it is. It was you who published a little pdf file there. Flog it off for a couple bucks as the demographic you will be targeting will be a fairly simple thinking people and usually poor.

9. Spotting the scammers.

Poor Quality graphics/fonts on the PDF file/book, poor quality writing, no hard copies, just pdf files anyone can write, cheap. Will be sold on online stores any mum can set up on known sites like Amazon, etc etc.

If you are dealing with secret agent man you can bet your toosh he isn't a secret agent because real secret agent international men of mystery are called international men of mystery for a reason. No one ever knows who they actually are. If they are saying they have worked with secret agencys they simply have not as that would be disclosure.

If your international man of mystery stands out like that I'd say he is more an international man of scammery or a builders laborer.

Quick Summary on making a buck.

Come up with a great life story.
Get a copy of Microsoft Word and simply write your own biography.
Save it as a PDF file then sell it online on home stores freely available on Amazon.com etc etc.
Pinch some content from other stories and claim you were a secret operative that's why your real name is not used.

Flog it off for few bucks to target the more simple gullible poor demographic. Claim its from amazon.com.

Register your own company (couple hundred bucks) as a publisher and use that name to add credibility to your PDF file.

Spruik your book on online forums. Do special deals on private messaging to make them feel a special agent has contacted them.

Well there you go the worlds your Oyster now. Roll Eyes

I believe that needed reposting , so true.

Thing is - nobody knows for a fact who you are referring to and most of it is pure fantasy .... try again.... not worth the paper it isn't written on. Grin

What needs reposting is your account back to purgatory.

SAS UC is based on jiu jitsu - you can go do it yourself, but the trainer is the issue here....

Other stories? Please explain? I know you can't - that's the trouble with generalising - you've got nothing.....

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Cranial New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31 Philistainian Gender:	Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$ Reply #68 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:12pm Oh put a sock in it old boy you are just making a bigger fool of yourself now.
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Reply #69 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:13pm

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Oct 28^th, 2015 at 12:44pm:

Grappler Editorial:-

Now, you see, that's exactly what I'm talking about! One of the biggest failings in this country and one of the most damaging, is the way so very many people try, futilely as it turns out, to attack others, using nothing but innuendoes, insults, and uninformed and unsupported opinions without a single fact to back them up.

This sort of nonsense pervades politics, royal commissions, courts, fora such as this one, workplaces, and virtually everywhere else in this dark continent society.

Slinging mud has replaced discussion and proving your point.. and on this forum there are several who approach the whole area of discussion with mud slinging....

Such persons should be cast into the outer darkness, never to return.

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"Ever considered buying a Grappler book? Don't know how to get one or find one? Since the cancellation of our contract with average guy for advertising, we have signed a new advertising contract with Cranial and Me Hand Enterprises, based in Never Never Land. Tune in to their daily brickbats column for the juiciest deals on YOUR very own Grappler book! Their motto "Any Advertising Is GOOD!" is their bond!!

I thought that needed re-posting..... says it all.... Grin

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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85381 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$ Reply #70 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:15pm Why aren't you at work and paying some taxes, clown? (awaits the response with bated breath)....
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Cranial New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31 Philistainian Gender:	Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$ Reply #71 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:16pm Says it all alright, it says nothing. Like all your posts in here exposing you for nothing but a tool. Better run go dob me in to ASIO CLOWN...
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Cranial New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31 Philistainian Gender:	Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$ Reply #72 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:17pm Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:15pm: Why aren't you at work and paying some taxes, clown? (awaits the response with bated breath).... I am sitting at home in my armchair defending myself on an internet forum that I am a secret agent man cause no one believes me
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Cranial New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31 Philistainian Gender:	Re: How to be an International Man of Mystery $$$ Reply #73 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:19pm I love Jokers like this they can't stop biting, they get so offended when the scam is up, . They do protesteth too much don't they.
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Reply #74 - Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:33pm

Cranial wrote on Oct 28^th, 2015 at 1:16pm:

Says it all alright, it says nothing.

Like all your posts in here exposing you for nothing but a tool.

Better run go dob me in to ASIO Grin

CLOWN...

No need - they and others do quite well without me - though I question their strategy...

You need to read my books instead of ranting...

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