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Reply #45 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:30pm

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Dear John,

you're a victim of child abuse & could be entitled to compensation.

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 106557 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria. Reply #46 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm What about a Rambo machete - is that legal to buy? Only $50 http://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/rambo-4-machete-3355-p.asp
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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #47 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

That would explain you hitting on Lisa all the time in anger, you just want to be part of a happy secure family after all that child abuse.

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #48 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:30pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Dear John,

you're a victim of child abuse & could be entitled to compensation.

Good call my man. Aussie ?

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #49 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:33pm

mothra wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:29pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Bloody hell John! Shocked

it was an honest mistake .... I got a bike out of it, I was cheering

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #50 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:34pm

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:30pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Dear John,

you're a victim of child abuse & could be entitled to compensation.

you're being a drama queen again ..... what did I say about that?

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #51 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:34pm

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:33pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:29pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Bloody hell John! Shocked

it was an honest mistake .... I got a bike out of it, I was cheering

Welllllllll ... if you got a bike ....

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If you can't be a good example, you have to be a horrible warning.

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #52 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:35pm

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:33pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:29pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Bloody hell John! Shocked

it was an honest mistake .... I got a bike out of it, I was cheering

On your bike then.

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #53 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:35pm

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm:

What about a Rambo machete - is that legal to buy?

http://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/ekmps/shops/bladesbows/images/rambo-4-machete-335...

buy ? yes, you just can't carry it out unless you're chopping sugar cane Cheesy

(except to and from your home to the shop where you bought it)

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Reply #54 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:36pm

He Man wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:35pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:33pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:29pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Bloody hell John! Shocked

it was an honest mistake .... I got a bike out of it, I was cheering

On your bike then.

I wish you'd get on yours with all your continuous dumb comments ... what are you 13 yrs old?

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #55 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:37pm

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:35pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm:

What about a Rambo machete - is that legal to buy?

http://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/ekmps/shops/bladesbows/images/rambo-4-machete-335...

buy ? yes, you just can't carry it out unless you're chopping sugar cane Cheesy

(except to and from your home to the shop where you bought it)

It's from the UK.
I don't think it would get through customs as it looks like a sword.

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #56 - Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:38pm

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:36pm:

He Man wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:35pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:33pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:29pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:26pm:

hat's silly - when I was kid I pulled out my loose baby teeth
with my thumb & forefinger.
They almost used to fall out by themselves.

and yet you're the one claiming it was child abuse Cheesy

although I do remember one occasion when he grabbed the wrong tooth ... now that hurt.

luckily I got away before he got it out. Cheesy

Bloody hell John! Shocked

it was an honest mistake .... I got a bike out of it, I was cheering

On your bike then.

I wish you'd get on yours with all your continuous dumb comments ... what are you 13 yrs old?

You have been exposed as being into young children, disgusting.

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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #57 - Nov 4^th, 2015 at 5:50am

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:37pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:35pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm:

What about a Rambo machete - is that legal to buy?

http://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/ekmps/shops/bladesbows/images/rambo-4-machete-335...

buy ? yes, you just can't carry it out unless you're chopping sugar cane Cheesy

(except to and from your home to the shop where you bought it)

It's from the UK.
I don't think it would get through customs as it looks like a sword.

Bump - would it be allowed through customs? -

remember Bunnings & Masters don't sell machetes.

They must be illegal ?

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Kytro Gold Member Offline Blasphemy: a victimless crime Posts: 3409 Adelaide Gender:	Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria. Reply #58 - Nov 4^th, 2015 at 5:57am Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm: What about a Rambo machete - is that legal to buy? Only $50 Yes, if you have a lawful excuse. Edit: Importing weapons requires the appropriate permits, depending on the weapon
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Re: Swiss Army knife illegal in Victoria.
Reply #59 - Nov 4^th, 2015 at 6:02am

Kytro wrote on Nov 4^th, 2015 at 5:57am:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2015 at 9:32pm:

What about a Rambo machete - is that legal to buy?

Only $50

Yes, if you have a lawful excuse.

Edit: Importing weapons requires the appropriate permits, depending on the weapon

Except that it's no more a weapon than a brush cutter.

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