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Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young? (Read 9956 times)
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #15 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:59pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:53pm:
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:52pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:49pm:
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:43pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:39pm:
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:36pm:
Not a chance.


Bob Brown?



I am not a poofter.


We'll let Sir Booby decide that.



You can do what you want gay boy. I couldn't give a flying felafel.


We'll wait to see what Booby determines.

He'll get back to you soon.



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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #16 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 9:06pm
 
double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe.


Repeated for hilarity.
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Why the bugger did I get stuck on a planet chalked full of imbeciles?
 
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #17 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 9:11pm
 
I'm guessing that if she saw any of you lot in your underpants, she'd do one of those snort laughs.  Grin
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #18 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 9:11pm
 
MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 9:06pm:
double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe.


Repeated for hilarity.
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #19 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:28pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:36pm:
Vagina? Yes.

Pulse? Yes.

I can't see why not.



As if you would even go for the vag you arse banger.
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #20 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:40pm
 
double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe. She comes across as a femmo who wouldn't shave her armpits or cut her lawn. I don't like too much hair. That would remind me of that German girl who sang 99 Red Balloons.  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


Nena? 99 Luftballoons? Ya voll! You must be one of those new metrosexuals.
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #21 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:45pm
 
Setanta wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:40pm:
double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe. She comes across as a femmo who wouldn't shave her armpits or cut her lawn. I don't like too much hair. That would remind me of that German girl who sang 99 Red Balloons.  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


Nena? 99 Luftballoons? Ya voll! You must be one of those new metrosexuals.



That's like rodeo bull riding.... you get in the saddle and then whisper in her ear about loving Morrison's handling of refugees... then try to hang on....
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Reply #22 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:49pm
 
Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:45pm:
Setanta wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:40pm:
double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe. She comes across as a femmo who wouldn't shave her armpits or cut her lawn. I don't like too much hair. That would remind me of that German girl who sang 99 Red Balloons.  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


Nena? 99 Luftballoons? Ya voll! You must be one of those new metrosexuals.



That's like rodeo bull riding.... you get in the saddle and then whisper in her ear about loving Morrison's handling of refugees... then try to hang on....


I understood that part Grap, perhaps I should have trimmed it to the Nena part. Would you hit it? No offence to Sarah but...

SHY look alike she is not. Not to mention Star Trek.

edit: And would you care if her armpits and crotch were "'70s"?

edit2: Double, let me guess, like all the other metros you need to use dental floss. There is a natural alternative.
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #23 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 11:03pm
 
Highlights for the late comers
pun intended


greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:39pm:
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:36pm:
Not a chance.


Bob Brown?



double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe.


Muttley wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:53pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:36pm:
Vagina? Yes.

Pulse? Yes.

I can't see why not.




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Quantum wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:28pm:
As if you would even go for the vag you arse banger.


Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:45pm:
That's like rodeo bull riding.... you get in the saddle and then whisper in her ear about loving Morrison's handling of refugees... then try to hang on....


Setanta wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:49pm:
edit2: Double, let me guess, like all the other metros you need to use dental floss. There is a natural alternative.



Thanks for the laughs, lads.
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Re: Would you shag Sarah Hanson Young?
Reply #24 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 11:22pm
 
MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 11:03pm:
Thanks for the laughs, lads.


It's a far to serious forum to take your post seriously.
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Reply #25 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 11:49pm
 
Quantum wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:28pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:36pm:
Vagina? Yes.

Pulse? Yes.

I can't see why not.



As if you would even go for the vag you arse banger.




This isn't a pick up joint.

Try gaydar.com or wait for Sir Booby to enter the thread.

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Reply #26 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 11:59pm
 
I would have to get the permission of Denizens Double plus good and Innocent Bystander. They are psychotically jealous and might harm each other.
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Reply #27 - Nov 13th, 2015 at 12:11am
 
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:59pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:53pm:
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:52pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:49pm:
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:43pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:39pm:
Bazza wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:36pm:
Not a chance.


Bob Brown?



I am not a poofter.


We'll let Sir Booby decide that.



You can do what you want gay boy. I couldn't give a flying felafel.


We'll wait to see what Booby determines.

He'll get back to you soon.



Who is we ?


The rest of the forum, who are laughing at you.

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Reply #28 - Nov 13th, 2015 at 1:15am
 
King Duncan wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:33pm:
Come on now gentleman (and maybe ladies?), lets get some confessions. Who here would willingly bang Sarah Hanson-Young?

Or wouldn't you touch her with a large barge pole?


You have way too much free time on your hands pal.
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Reply #29 - Nov 13th, 2015 at 8:31pm
 
John Smith wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:35pm:
not my preferred type, but If I was single and looking for a quickie, she'd do .

Are you sure?

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