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He Man Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1159 Gender:	Post Hilarious Retorts Here Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:18am Post Hilarious retorts here to be perused at later dates for laughs while sucking on that brew of choice.
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Reply #1 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:19am

Bazza wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:10pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:07pm:

We really need to stop evaluating our women politicians on their sexual attributes and ability...

Unlike the clowns on this forum, I've 'known' enough women to realise that great is as great does, and that all pussy, no matter how wonderful, is fleeting.

At my age Grin

I've known more pussy than most of you.. and still getting some.

So you clowns and trolls should start to accept that you actually know nothing... as proven by your constant inability to prove one single thing.

I wouldn't be surprised, you really should leave cats alone grappler.

Bestiality is illegal you know.

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Reply #2 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:21am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:24pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:23pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:17pm:

Maqqa wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:03pm:

I voted Yes!!!

And in her heyday - Kristina Kenneally was not bad either

Hear Hear

A fine piece.. but not relevant to the discussion......

If I want your opinion I'll give it to you. Grin

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Reply #3 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:22am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:41pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:39pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:37pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:36pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:35pm:

And grappler diverts yet another thread off topic with his sooky lala's about trolls .... Roll Eyes

Yes well this was always a very serious topic.

And gran jumps on board as per usual Roll Eyes

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Ah! Another personal attack with no foundation....

On yer bike, laddie....

I know your a bit blind at your age graps but even if I did get on my bike I'd still be traveling faster than you in your wheelchair.

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Reply #4 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:24am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:00am:

Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.

Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....

Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.

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Reply #5 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:24am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:00am:

Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.

Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....

Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.

'Cause you can't ride it!! Grin

Like everything else you post!!! Grin

You can't ride empty air!!! Grin

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Reply #6 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:25am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:11am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:00am:

Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.

Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....

Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.

'Cause you can't ride it!! Grin

Like everything else you post!!! Grin

You can't ride empty air!!! Grin

empty air ooo kayyyy , ya got me there with the empty air, the same stuff inside your head obviously Cheesy

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Reply #8 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:26am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:25am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:21am:

She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.

You know this how? I've rooted many women and I can safely say that 10% are the goods.....

At 66 I'm still looking at a few.....

On yer bike, kid...

But when we start looking at what people can do and what their real social and economic value is, and then start applying arbitrary standards.. we lose the game.

That is - as The World's Greatest Anti-feminist - why I hold the High Ground with regard to Equality.

Equality is as Equality does.... taking from Peter to pay Paula is not equality... it is using theft to justify a gift to someone who is given preferential treatment.

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Reply #9 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:27am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:40am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:36am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:21am:

She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.

Initial sexual connection is related to what you would like to see in your offspring.... a beautiful face is a great enhancer for a women.... but in a civilised society, we look for other things.

My children's mother is short, fat and dumpy - but she has attributes far and beyond those simple physical things.

Our children are proof of that....

The sacrifices we make for our children!

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Reply #10 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:28am

mothra wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:41am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:36am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:21am:

She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.

Initial sexual connection is related to what you would like to see in your offspring.... a beautiful face is a great enhancer for a women.... but in a civilised society, we look for other things.

My children's mother is short, fat and dumpy - but she has attributes far and beyond those simple physical things.

Our children are proof of that....

I hope you never told her that that was how you see her Grap. Sad

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Reply #11 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:29am

mothra wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:47am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:44am:

mothra wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:42am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:40am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:36am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:21am:

She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.

Initial sexual connection is related to what you would like to see in your offspring.... a beautiful face is a great enhancer for a women.... but in a civilised society, we look for other things.

My children's mother is short, fat and dumpy - but she has attributes far and beyond those simple physical things.

Our children are proof of that....

The sacrifices we make for our children!

Like, seriously ....

Like, sarcasm...

Thanks Captain Obvious. I had noticed. This is why you didn't get a bollocking.

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Reply #12 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:29am

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:47am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:00am:

Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.

Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....

Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.

'Cause you can't ride it!! Grin

Like everything else you post!!! Grin

You can't ride empty air!!! Grin

School boy humour, love it.

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Reply #13 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:30am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:48am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:45am:

Bazza wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:10pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:07pm:

We really need to stop evaluating our women politicians on their sexual attributes and ability...

Unlike the clowns on this forum, I've 'known' enough women to realise that great is as great does, and that all pussy, no matter how wonderful, is fleeting.

At my age Grin

I've known more pussy than most of you.. and still getting some.

So you clowns and trolls should start to accept that you actually know nothing... as proven by your constant inability to prove one single thing.

I wouldn't be surprised, you really should leave cats alone grappler.

Bestiality is illegal you know.

It's all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt. Now where's that pussy.

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Reply #14 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:31am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:50am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:49am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:47pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:37pm: