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Reply #15 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:32am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:51am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:47am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:00am:

Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.

Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....

Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.

'Cause you can't ride it!! Grin

Like everything else you post!!! Grin

You can't ride empty air!!! Grin

School boy humour, love it.

Saw a young lad the other day outside the local deli. He was moving in a most peculiar way, I asked him what he was doing, he replied forking nothing.

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Reply #16 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:33am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:50am:

Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. Cheesy

Oh, yeah -and the better it is!

Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. Grin

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Reply #17 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:34am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:43am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:41am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:50am:

Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. Cheesy

Oh, yeah -and the better it is!

Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. Grin

LOL

What did I miss? Huh

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Reply #18 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:35am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:02am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:50am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:38am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:50am:

Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. Cheesy

Oh, yeah -and the better it is!

Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. Grin

If I was going to be nasty, I would have gone with absence makes the heart fonder. You should try some subtlety. Why the Grapp fixation?

Because I'm so good and have had so many experiences and women....

The women I miss most....... but plenty of fish in the sea.....

They are called nurses in his nursing home.

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Reply #19 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:36am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:11am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:05am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:02am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:50am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:38am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:50am:

Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. Cheesy

Oh, yeah -and the better it is!

Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. Grin

If I was going to be nasty, I would have gone with absence makes the heart fonder. You should try some subtlety. Why the Grapp fixation?

Because I'm so good and have had so many experiences and women....

The women I miss most....... but plenty of fish in the sea.....

They are called nurses in his nursing home.

.. and you .. kid..have had none of them...... Grin

No I have no need to be looked after and fed by nurses as I am not that old yet and am not in a nursing home. I feel for them though having to sponge bath your periwinkle and spoon feed you after putting your food through the blender.

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Reply #20 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:38am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:22am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:13am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:11am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:07am:

Life is not a kid, he likes Offspring ? Wink

If I live life like a kid can I behave like Offspring? Will someone buy me a beer?

Sure man..get into it.

Hic! I know this will probably earn me some cods points, but I went through a bottle of Wolf Blass port and a six pack tonight. I've probably done my dash... Until tomorrow.

Just wait until I'm straight.

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He Man Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1159 Gender:	Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here Reply #21 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:39am LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:57am: Agnes wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:53am: Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:20am: I trust, Agnes - that you are referring to the blatant trolls.... Oh alway's Grap . Nite Setanta, night all. Yes its always Grap, night Agnes.
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He Man Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1159 Gender:	Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here Reply #22 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:40am LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:34pm: Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:32pm: Of course - if it's willing and ready...... But you need actual experience to know what I mean You've been watching late night TV again haven't you graps.
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Reply #24 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:43am

Soren wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 8:45pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 11:00pm:

... wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 7:18pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 6:33pm:

I know an Aussie woman that converted to Islam, she wears the head gear. Her husband is an Aussie too and a pussy cat, I doubt he'd have any power over her at all.

Absolutely 100%.

You'd have to be an incredibly, unbelievably weak nice person to first find yourself saddled with a woman who would convert to Islam, and then to actually let it happen.

Let it happen?

This might be news to you Honky but a woman doesn't need her husbands permission to adopt a religion.

I am Woman and I am SUBMITNG to being half a man - hear me roar!

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Mother, you are an idiot.

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He Man Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1159 Gender:	Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here Reply #25 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:44am Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:41am: If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls.... Never been there, have you?
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Reply #26 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:55am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:44am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:41am:

If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls....

Never been there, have you?

Good luck with your tents, you should do well with women that wear marquee's as well. Grin

Grappler a man for every woman Grin

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Reply #27 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:56am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:03am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:45am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:44am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:41am:

If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls....

Never been there, have you?

Good luck with your tents, you should do well with women that wear marquee's as well. Grin

Grappler a man for every woman Grin

Indeed! Unlike you!!! Grin

I like the way you laugh at that. See there is a perfect match for everyone even if you do just want to post letters using your imagination and take out the garbage bags. Grin

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Reply #28 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:57am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:08am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:03am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:45am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:44am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 12:41am:

If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls....

Never been there, have you?

Good luck with your tents, you should do well with women that wear marquee's as well. Grin

Grappler a man for every woman Grin

Indeed! Unlike you!!! Grin

I like the way you laugh at that. See there is a perfect match for everyone even if you do just want to post letters using your imagination and take out the garbage bags. Grin

Well - you see - unlike you - I've known many women.. and you are still struggling in your mother's basement with a handful of dreams./....

Oh.. MOTHER! What have you done? Grin

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He Man Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1159 Gender:	Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here Reply #29 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 4:58am Bazza wrote : Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:25am: Bazza wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:22am: This will be good. Indeed! What YOU got to offer? Watching you not produce any of the facts you said you had. Want some ?
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