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Reply #30 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:02am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 10:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 10:40pm:

double plus good wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 8:42pm:

While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe. She comes across as a femmo who wouldn't shave her armpits or cut her lawn. I don't like too much hair. That would remind me of that German girl who sang 99 Red Balloons. Embarrassed

Nena? 99 Luftballoons? Ya voll! You must be one of those new metrosexuals.

That's like rodeo bull riding.... you get in the saddle and then whisper in her ear about loving Morrison's handling of refugees... then try to hang on....

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Reply #31 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:03am

Setanta wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 10:49pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 10:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 10:40pm:

double plus good wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 8:42pm:

While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe. She comes across as a femmo who wouldn't shave her armpits or cut her lawn. I don't like too much hair. That would remind me of that German girl who sang 99 Red Balloons. Embarrassed

Nena? 99 Luftballoons? Ya voll! You must be one of those new metrosexuals.

That's like rodeo bull riding.... you get in the saddle and then whisper in her ear about loving Morrison's handling of refugees... then try to hang on....

I understood that part Grap, perhaps I should have trimmed it to the Nena part. Would you hit it? No offence to Sarah but...

SHY look alike she is not. Not to mention Star Trek.

edit: And would you care if her armpits and crotch were "'70s"?

edit2: Double, let me guess, like all the other metros you need to use dental floss. There is a natural alternative.

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Reply #33 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:05am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 9:29pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Agnes wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 9:20pm:

what about redheads that are not natural born Grap?

Hmmm.. I suppose I could make a few exceptions..... as long as they're female...

Pack some spare batteries for the pace maker.

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Reply #35 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:09am

Setanta wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:08pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:04pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:02pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:01pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 9:54pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 9:32pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 9:30pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 9:28pm:

As far as Gillard goes I'd check the ear lobes first old boy and see if you could stomach those stretch puppies swinging back and forth with your tiny periwinkle going hammer and tong.

Do you ever once come up with anything of substance? Or do you rely exclusively on empty words...... Grin

You're going down, mister..... now leave out the garbage you put out as your 'normal' fare.

Call me a liar now CRAPPLER.

http://www.aljazeera.com/mritems/Images/2013/3/21/201332152956919734_20.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/2/8/r/1/2/image.related.articleLeadwide...

Someone that sticks up for Tony should not pick on ears...

Someone with no brains should not post on the internet.

WTF are you doing here then?

Telling you you shouldn't be posting here obviously . Grin

Walked into that one! Well done. But really they both have ears a parent wouldn't wish on their kids.

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He Man Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1159 Gender:	Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here Reply #36 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:11am LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:47pm: Setanta wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:44pm: LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:36pm: lol wrong thread You've made a mistake... There is no wrong thread here, all is as it should be. /waves hands in a jedi like manner. The Farce is strong in this one OBI-WAN...
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Reply #37 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:12am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:53pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:50pm:

The desperation is strong in this one... I felt an overwhelming movement in The Force... it was as if a billion trolls cried out in fear and agony... and were silenced for eternity....

I hope you feel better soon and get over your desperation then grap. Thanks for being honest about it though, that takes guts.

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Reply #40 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:14am

Bazza wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:44pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:42pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:23pm:

Bazza wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:21pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:58pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:53pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:50pm:

The desperation is strong in this one... I felt an overwhelming movement in The Force... it was as if a billion trolls cried out in fear and agony... and were silenced for eternity....

I hope you feel better soon and get over your desperation then grap. Thanks for being honest about it though, that takes guts.

I really hate to put you on the spot (snuckle, snuckle) - but what is your point?

Please explain? Grin

You did say desperation was strong in you and you had a forceful belly ache. Life was just wishing you well.

Grap gets confused easily at his age don't hold it against him.

You have no point? I knew it!!

The desperation is strong in this one... I felt an overwhelming movement in The Force... it was as if a billion trolls cried out in fear and agony... and were silenced for eternity....

Try a laxative next time it will come out easier when you push.

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Reply #41 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:15am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 11:49pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:59pm:

Maqqa wrote on Nov 13^th, 2015 at 10:56pm:

I confess

I voted Yes!!!

I dislike her immensely

But there's something sickeningly arousing about banging an ugly chick who makes stupid sounds everything a LIB goes near her

Are you admitting you're a bit warped?

Confession accepted. Three Our Fathers and ten hail Marys.

edit: Oh... and a gold coin in the collection plate. Need another bottle of sacramental wine. The altar boys are reluctant without it.

I also voted yes.
Fat chicks are like mopeds.
Fantastic ride until your mates see you with one.

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Reply #42 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:18am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:29am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:24am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:17am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:55am:

DAMN! This is plain awful! REAL people are taking over this forum!!!!

You best be off then I guess *waves*

Haven't taken a hand yet in one strand - yet you keep on trying.....

You lost already - go home......

I'm off to bed - with your scalp under my belt...

If you have my scalp under your belt I suggest you pull your head out of your pants.

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Reply #43 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:19am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:33am:

Bazza wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:28am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:25am:

Bazza wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 2:16am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 1:24am:

I certainly did, but no mention of grand to go with it..

I never said you mentioned grand .

granny?

No, I'm Bazza

Oh, it's you Bazza, my eyesight must be failing. Don't sneak up on me like that.

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Reply #44 - Nov 14^th, 2015 at 5:21am

Soren wrote on Nov 10^th, 2015 at 5:47pm:

The pansification of higher education continues:

More and more colleges and universities are allowing students to choose their own gender pronouns, meaning instead of just “he” and “she,” the options now include pronouns like “ze,” which are intended to be gender neutral.

Great. So now we’ll have entire campuses sounding like common island midgets. What a binary-busting breakthrough! According to Van Bailey, director of Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Transgender, and Queer student life at Harvard, the kids just love their new pronouns:

“The students are excited about it. They’re excited to have the control and the options. They’re excited that that doesn’t have to be a barrier to their classroom experience. You know, because that can be a really kind of chilling experience for a student.”
He’s talking about the “chilling experience” of being referred to as “he” or “she”. These people aren’t even fit for lab experiments.

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