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Re: Who smacking banned me!?
Reply #135 - Nov 21^st, 2015 at 10:12pm

Marla wrote on Nov 21^st, 2015 at 11:45am:

Why, I blame YOU, mort.

Just Bless Your Little Heart.

Full of Hot Air

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it's MY fault.

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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13742 Colorado Gender:	Re: Who smacking banned me!? Reply #136 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:30am Agnes wrote on Nov 21^st, 2015 at 12:02pm: Some have a set against Americans', they ain't that popular with the far left. I read this after laying in bad last night after some so-so sex and wasn't sure if I understood this. Maybe better sex will help.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13742 Colorado Gender:	Re: Who smacking banned me!? Reply #137 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:32am Oh, and that was a stupid capitalists story, mort. I'm converting to Marxism.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 106894 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Who smacking banned me!? Reply #138 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:49am Marla wrote on Nov 21^st, 2015 at 10:15am: Have yet to come across a Texuuun that wasn't a whiner/complainer. Dear Marla, life is full of injustices - just get over the ban & get on with the rest of your life. you are forgiven for complaining namaste
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President Elect, The Mechanic

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Reply #139 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:04am

Marla wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:30am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 21^st, 2015 at 12:02pm:

Some have a set against Americans', they ain't that popular with the far left.

I read this after laying in bad last night after some so-so sex and wasn't sure if I understood this.

Maybe better sex will help.

I can go the full 3 minutes..

just sayin...

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Q

The STORM has arrived
Every Dog Has Its Day...
Dark to Light.
Sheep no more.

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Re: Who smacking banned me!?
Reply #141 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:13am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:04am:

Marla wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:30am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 21^st, 2015 at 12:02pm:

Some have a set against Americans', they ain't that popular with the far left.

I read this after laying in bad last night after some so-so sex and wasn't sure if I understood this.

Maybe better sex will help.

I can go the full 3 minutes..

just sayin...

Is that why Sir Booby walks funny?

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Re: Who smacking banned me!?
Reply #142 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:20am

Marla wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:30am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 21^st, 2015 at 12:02pm:

Some have a set against Americans', they ain't that popular with the far left.

I read this after laying in bad last night after some so-so sex and wasn't sure if I understood this.

Maybe better sex will help.

Or more powerful batteries next time ... the ones that "Keep going after all the others have stopped".

Did you have a post-coital cigarette, or is that too mild for your generation now?

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21706 ACT Gender:	Re: Who smacking banned me!? Reply #143 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:31am Black Orchid wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:36am: Are you bragging Mechanic? Havent you heard the bigger the motorcycle the smaller the penis, thats why I ride a posty bike... just saying
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85343 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Who smacking banned me!? Reply #144 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:31pm Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:31am: Black Orchid wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:36am: Are you bragging Mechanic? Havent you heard the bigger the motorcycle the smaller the penis, thats why I ride a posty bike... just saying
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Re: Who smacking banned me!?
Reply #145 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:50pm

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:31am:

Black Orchid wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:36am:

Are you bragging Mechanic? Grin

Havent you heard the bigger the motorcycle the smaller the penis, thats why I ride a posty bike...

just saying

http://media.kentonline.co.uk/filerepository/archive/images1/21792_0_l.jpg

They called him Trigger and he rode the smallest cop bike in the west.

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Reply #146 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:54pm

Setanta wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:50pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:31am:

Black Orchid wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:36am:

Are you bragging Mechanic? Grin

Havent you heard the bigger the motorcycle the smaller the penis, thats why I ride a posty bike...

just saying

http://media.kentonline.co.uk/filerepository/archive/images1/21792_0_l.jpg

They called him Trigger and he rode the smallest cop bike in the west.

Ah.....good ol' Benny Hill!

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Re: Who smacking banned me!?
Reply #147 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:01pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:20am:

Marla wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:30am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 21^st, 2015 at 12:02pm:

Some have a set against Americans', they ain't that popular with the far left.

I read this after laying in bad last night after some so-so sex and wasn't sure if I understood this.

Maybe better sex will help.

Or more powerful batteries next time ... the ones that "Keep going after all the others have
stopped".

Did you have a post-coital cigarette, or is that too mild for your generation now?

Smoking in bed is a fire hazard. I hope she goes out on the balcony.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination - Oscar Wilde

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Setanta

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Re: Who smacking banned me!?
Reply #148 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:04pm

Aussie wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:54pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 9:50pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 11:31am:

Black Orchid wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:36am:

Are you bragging Mechanic? Grin

Havent you heard the bigger the motorcycle the smaller the penis, thats why I ride a posty bike...

just saying

http://media.kentonline.co.uk/filerepository/archive/images1/21792_0_l.jpg

They called him Trigger and he rode the smallest cop bike in the west.

Ah.....good ol' Benny Hill!

That cop must be hung like him if that's his bike and the conventional wisdom applied above is correct. Neither are likely true but we can still have fun with it.

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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85343 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Who smacking banned me!? Reply #149 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 10:07pm Hung like a cattle thief.....
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