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Re: Christmas Tree Set Alight In Lebville.
Reply #60 - Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:20pm

Black Orchid wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 4:58pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 4:00pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 12:18pm:

Now you are resorting to abuse? That means you have already lost.

I have relos all over the place that I "went" to at one time or another but I don't purport to be an authority on the areas in which they live.

I have always lived in Sydney so I think I know a bit more about the changing (changed) face of Sydney than you do.

you also thought Abbott would make a good PM so excuse me if I don't give your opinions a lot of credence. Cheesy

Really? Where in the world have I ever said that?

Link please!

Let me give you a heads up. You won't find one.

John Smith wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 4:00pm:

I'm not talking about visiting relo's once a year .. I used to go out in Sydney on most weekends. Plus I often worked in Sydney, so pretending you have some sort of enlightened view just because you live there doesn't quite cut it.

Your mind reading abilities are as flawed as your proclamations about a city you have never lived in and probably haven't visited in years

so in other words you haven't a clue and are just making crap up for the sake of it

You live in a fantasy world. No wonder you hooked up with Jones Cheesy

(<< added for your benefit as you love to use them so much)

I can only guess that this makes sense to you somehow

Do carry on though. Just make it up as you go along ... as you usually do.

you mean as you do? you've already admitted it Cheesy

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double plus good Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5693 Gender:	Re: Christmas Tree Set Alight In Lebville. Reply #61 - Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:20pm I bet John Smith has never been to Lakemba.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75043 Gender:	Re: Christmas Tree Set Alight In Lebville. Reply #62 - Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:25pm double plus good wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:20pm: I bet John Smith has never been to Lakemba. how much you willing to bet?
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Re: Christmas Tree Set Alight In Lebville.
Reply #63 - Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:28pm

double plus good wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:19pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:01pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:48pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:43pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:29pm:

double plus good wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:21pm:

Well somebody in Bankstown doesn't like Christmas trees rose petal.

Or it was just kids.

Homo's already ruled out kids, Mother. Remember, this is "suspicious".

Let's widen our field of investigation. Can we rule out Muslims-destroying-Christmas enthusiasts from Western Sydney?

I beg your pardon. I went leaping to another conclusion.

Now Muslims-destroying-Christmas may quite easily come from Western Sydney. There's problems with trees and Muslims in Double's street anyway.

Exactly. Let's look at the suspect's modus operandi. He or she has set a flamable object alight. The target: a tree. But not just any old tree, a Christmas tree.

What sort of person would do such a thing? He or she must be angry. More, seething with resentment. The location is critical: Lebland. What we have here is someone burning with anger at Lebs, and burning is the operative word.

Now, we know arsonists never strike at home, so the suspect is unlikely to be a local. Arsonists travel and attempt to cover their tracks, which in this case they have - so far. South-Western Sydney? No. My calculation is is Western Sydney, and I'll provide my explanation.

The target of the suspect's anger: a tree. But why a tree? And why a Christmas tree? We know that this is the time for tree-lopping. Neighbours are fighting over their back fences. Since Eid, home dwellers have been fertilising their lawns and pruning their trees. Neighbour has been pitted against neighbour, religion against religion. Across the suburbs, neighbourhood battles have erupted. The target, a tree, is revenge. Cold-blooded revenge, nothing more, nothing less, and I will explain why.

The suspect is a Western Sydney resident getting revenge against Lebs. Now who among us is from Western Sydney? Yes, I am myself from Wesern Sydney, so in the light of reason I must hold myself as a suspect. But who has a tree-lopping neighbour, a dirty Paki no less? And who has been referring to this crime all week? We know that arsonists take great pride in their work. Who consistently gets Lebs mixed up with Pakis, Pakis with Curries, Curries with Lebs, and on and on? Who gets their targets wrong time and time again? Who gets their info mixed up? Who makes up porkies to finger the Muselman, and does such a clumsy job they are nearly always exposed? Indeed, who started this very thread?

Would anyone care to hazzard a guess at the suspect's identity?

Some fruitloop lit up a Christmas tree to get revenge against Lebs????? Stop licking cane toads Karnal. If I was going to do something I'd burn a Koran . Making light of religious intolerance. My god!!!

A criminal always leaves evidence behind. You have left your calling card, as it were.

Officers, take this one away. I trust he'll be gone for a very long time.

We take Christmas tree burning very seriously here, very seriously indeed.

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Re: Christmas Tree Set Alight In Lebville.
Reply #64 - Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:33pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:28pm:

double plus good wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:19pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 7:01pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:48pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:43pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:29pm:

double plus good wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 5:21pm:

Well somebody in Bankstown doesn't like Christmas trees rose petal.

Or it was just kids.

Homo's already ruled out kids, Mother. Remember, this is "suspicious".

Let's widen our field of investigation. Can we rule out Muslims-destroying-Christmas enthusiasts from Western Sydney?

I beg your pardon. I went leaping to another conclusion.

Now Muslims-destroying-Christmas may quite easily come from Western Sydney. There's problems with trees and Muslims in Double's street anyway.

Exactly. Let's look at the suspect's modus operandi. He or she has set a flamable object alight. The target: a tree. But not just any old tree, a Christmas tree.

What sort of person would do such a thing? He or she must be angry. More, seething with resentment. The location is critical: Lebland. What we have here is someone burning with anger at Lebs, and burning is the operative word.

Now, we know arsonists never strike at home, so the suspect is unlikely to be a local. Arsonists travel and attempt to cover their tracks, which in this case they have - so far. South-Western Sydney? No. My calculation is is Western Sydney, and I'll provide my explanation.

The target of the suspect's anger: a tree. But why a tree? And why a Christmas tree? We know that this is the time for tree-lopping. Neighbours are fighting over their back fences. Since Eid, home dwellers have been fertilising their lawns and pruning their trees. Neighbour has been pitted against neighbour, religion against religion. Across the suburbs, neighbourhood battles have erupted. The target, a tree, is revenge. Cold-blooded revenge, nothing more, nothing less, and I will explain why.

The suspect is a Western Sydney resident getting revenge against Lebs. Now who among us is from Western Sydney? Yes, I am myself from Wesern Sydney, so in the light of reason I must hold myself as a suspect. But who has a tree-lopping neighbour, a dirty Paki no less? And who has been referring to this crime all week? We know that arsonists take great pride in their work. Who consistently gets Lebs mixed up with Pakis, Pakis with Curries, Curries with Lebs, and on and on? Who gets their targets wrong time and time again? Who gets their info mixed up? Who makes up porkies to finger the Muselman, and does such a clumsy job they are nearly always exposed? Indeed, who started this very thread?

Would anyone care to hazzard a guess at the suspect's identity?

Some fruitloop lit up a Christmas tree to get revenge against Lebs????? Stop licking cane toads Karnal. If I was going to do something I'd burn a Koran . Making light of religious intolerance. My god!!!

A criminal always leaves evidence behind. You have left your calling card, as it were.

Officers, take this one away. I trust he'll be gone for a very long time.

We take Christmas tree burning very seriously here, very seriously indeed.

TAKE ME AWAY OFFICER. I WASN'T ALONE THOUGH. HER/HIS NAME IS KARNAL AND SHE/HE SMUGGLED THE PETROL UNDER A BLACK BURQA. Angry

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Sun Tzu Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1148 Gender:	Re: Christmas Tree Set Alight In Lebville. Reply #65 - Nov 28^th, 2015 at 8:56pm Perhaps it was Double Plus Good's laser pee pee measurer that torched the conifer. Maybe Double Plus Good was hypnotized by a fine Asian specimen he was measuring and mis-aimed his laser.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 139089 Gender:	Re: Christmas Tree Set Alight In Lebville. Reply #66 - Nov 28^th, 2015 at 9:02pm Sun Tzu wrote on Nov 28^th, 2015 at 8:56pm: Perhaps it was Double Plus Good's laser pee pee measurer that torched the conifer. Maybe Double Plus Good was hypnotized by a fine Asian specimen he was measuring and mis-aimed his laser. He's a penis connoisseur. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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