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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 74452 Gender:	Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Reply #60 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 9:13am Can I nominate Maria lovestoflaphergums Costel? ohhh. longies already been nominated. OK
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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #61 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 9:21am

Karnal wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 9:04am:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 8:04am:

Karnal,
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We’re only nominating, Bobbie.

Longy will still need to vote himself in.

Longy has an advantage - he can get 3 votes:

himself
Maria
& Gold Medal

Longy doesn't need votes. He'll just declare himself the winner.

Remember, he's already been nominated by Maria. He's that good, you know.

Yes - Longy will sweep in at the last moment with a mathematical proof that He is the Best Poster, backed by unimpeachable credentials and reliable sources such as the Liberal Party private bar chat, and nobody will be able to dispute that finding because they are too dumb, uneducated, gay and non-attending of Hillsong.... all highly relevant and proven ways of taking down anyone who opposes your viewpoint.... and all above board, too!

He's that good!

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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #62 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 10:10am

“The correlation of the assumptatory expectation added to the deemed merital value of the mean of both V1 (vilification of opponents) and AP1 (personal attribution without support), multiplied by (ID) the inherent bias/Discrimination of any opponent, produces a result that is determined by VAPID, and is thus defined.”

Longy's Theorem of Resolution of Voting.

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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #63 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 10:38am

John Smith wrote on Dec 17^th, 2015 at 5:33pm:

issuevoter wrote on Dec 17^th, 2015 at 5:29pm:

but I will keep better notes next year

it's a forum ... you people seriously keep notes?

On another forum I used to be a member of there was an insane leftoid on there that thought he was Stalin and he used to keep dossiers on members and sometimes he would pull up detailed information on people from years back. Cheesy

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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #64 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:27am

John Smith wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 9:13am:

Can I nominate Maria lovestoflaphergums Costel?

You can, but just remember that Maria is quite new to the board. She's still learning our ways.

I would prefer to second Maria's nomination of Longy. Maria is obviously quite protective of Longy's legacy here, even though she has not actually read his work.

This, I think, is an example of just how good Longy is.

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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #65 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:29am

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 9:21am:

Karnal wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 9:04am:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 8:04am:

Karnal,
Quote:

We’re only nominating, Bobbie.

Longy will still need to vote himself in.

Longy has an advantage - he can get 3 votes:

himself
Maria
& Gold Medal

Longy doesn't need votes. He'll just declare himself the winner.

Remember, he's already been nominated by Maria. He's that good, you know.

Yes - Longy will sweep in at the last moment with a mathematical proof that He is the Best Poster, backed by unimpeachable credentials and reliable sources such as the Liberal Party private bar chat, and nobody will be able to dispute that finding because they are too dumb, uneducated, gay and non-attending of Hillsong.... all highly relevant and proven ways of taking down anyone who opposes your viewpoint.... and all above board, too!

He's that good!

Exactly. Longy will indeed seize the prize, even if it is not granted to him.

If not, I'm sure Maria will grant Longy this award.

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Sun Tzu Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1148 Gender:	Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Reply #66 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:35am My acceptance speech is already written.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95635 Gender:	Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Reply #67 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:40am Sun Tzu wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:35am: My acceptance speech is already written. You'll need to go after Longy, Sun Tzu. I'm sure his acceptance speech will thank all the members of the board for their fine contribution to Australian social and political intercourse. IDIOTS.
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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #68 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:58am

innocentbystander. wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 10:38am:

John Smith wrote on Dec 17^th, 2015 at 5:33pm:

issuevoter wrote on Dec 17^th, 2015 at 5:29pm:

but I will keep better notes next year

it's a forum ... you people seriously keep notes?

On another forum I used to be a member of there was an insane leftoid on there that thought he was Stalin and he used to keep dossiers on members and sometimes he would pull up detailed information on people from years back. Cheesy

Perhaps he was only trying to Beria with his superior knowledge...

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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #69 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 12:19pm

I was going to nominate myself for douche of the year(I'm a big fan of setting the bar low) but now I see that this award has morphed into a much more complex passive-aggressive irony laced chalice than I originally thought. I don't think I can handle that kind of pressure.

My congratulations and condolences to the eventual winner should one be decided Wink

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Re: Best Poster Of 2015
Reply #70 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 2:22pm

Pho Huc wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 12:19pm:

I was going to nominate myself for douche of the year(I'm a big fan of setting the bar low) but now I see that this award has morphed into a much more complex passive-aggressive irony laced chalice than I originally thought. I don't think I can handle that kind of pressure.

My congratulations and condolences to the eventual winner should one be decided Wink

I think Mr Abbott got that one, Pho, but I'll second your nomination if you want.

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ian Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 9451	Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Reply #71 - Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:52pm Sun Tzu wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:35am: My acceptance speech is already written. You are confused. This isnt about major dckhead of 2105.
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16587 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Reply #72 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 12:41am ian wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:52pm: Sun Tzu wrote on Dec 18^th, 2015 at 11:35am: My acceptance speech is already written. You are confused. This isnt about major dckhead of 2105 anymore. Fixed, as we are now looking for the most outstanding poster.
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