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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13687 Colorado Gender:	I'm High Dec 19^th, 2015 at 2:28pm 'bout friggin' time, too!
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red baron Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10204 Blue Mountains Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #1 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 2:38pm I'm as corny as Kansas in August, High as a flag on the Fourth of July! If you'll excuse an expression I use, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a wonderful guy! Nurse Nellie Forbush to La Beq the Frenchman - South Pacific - Wonderful Guy
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Reply #2 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 2:58pm

No dude, I'm high. Well, I was...

As Herb will tell you, that's the path home from the weed store on Weed Street (think of the Doors 'Love Street' only with weed and less smelly, filthy hippies but more in the way of yuppies) where my "whore ass' walks

What sucks is all these lame, semi-corporate (as in capitalist) plastic gentrification bars springing up all over the place where industrial shops used to be. I walked into one baked right out of my smacking gourd only to find some drippy/yuppie girl playing an out of tune Taylor hacking up Bob Dylan tunes. Total.Buzz.Kill. From now on it's Coltrane and/or Ray LaMontagne (maybe early Elvis..?)

I'll be posting high, partially high, or in between highs from now on until January-something. I say something because I'm too baked right now to look at a friggin' calendar.

Merry Christmas to all you Aussie capitalists. Best wishes and all that (corporate) jazz.

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the good ole boys Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 658 Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #3 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:01pm You should have a bucket bong Marla. Send yourself off to Mars.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13687 Colorado Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #4 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:05pm Screw that. I want to orbit the Horsehead Nebula this Chrissiemissie. And I have no idea where that is. But I'm about to find out.
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the good ole boys Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 658 Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #5 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:06pm Marla wrote on Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:05pm: Screw that. I want to orbit the Horsehead Nebula this Chrissiemissie. And I have no idea where that is. But I'm about to find out. So long.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13687 Colorado Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #6 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:07pm Indeeediiiie do.
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BlueBeard Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 387 Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #7 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:43pm get some help you outcast freak
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Re: I'm High
Reply #8 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:45pm

Flyin low....dyin slow.....sad Cry

Steppenwolf

Snow Blind Friend

Lyrics

You say it was this morning when you last saw your good friend
Lying on the pavement with the misery on his brain
Stoned upon a potion he found upon the wall In some unholy bathroom in some un godly hall
He only had a dollar to live on til next Monday, But he spent it on comfort for his mind- you say you think he's blind.
Someone should call his parents a sister or a brother, And they're bound to take him back home on a bus
But he'll always be a problem to his poor and puzzled mother
And he'll always be another one of us

He said he wanted heaven but prayin' was to slow So he bought a one way ticket, on an airline made of snow
You say you saw your good friend flyin low, dying slow, flying low,dieng slow flying low
He only had a dollar to live on til next Monday But he spent it on comfort for his mind you say you think he's blind
He said he wanted heaven but prayin was to slow

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BlueBeard Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 387 Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #9 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:49pm what is it about druggo's that they feel the need to "tell" you that they are, well, doing drugs? its like they want you to do drugs with them so that they are not the only loser in town very sad indeed
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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #10 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:50pm Marla! As my adopted niece you're letting me down! I want you to take yo skanky ho ass home RIGHT NOW! Word!
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 106246 Melbourne Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #11 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:51pm Marla wrote on Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:05pm: Screw that. I want to orbit the Horsehead Nebula this Chrissiemissie. And I have no idea where that is. But I'm about to find out. Normal Light: Infra Red:
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13687 Colorado Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #12 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:53pm BlueBeard wrote on Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:49pm: what is it about druggo's that they feel the need to "tell" you that they are, well, doing drugs? its like they want you to do drugs with them so that they are not the only loser in town very sad indeed "Druggo"? Who are you? Brutus from Popeye? Shut up and go drink your beer. Alkie.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13687 Colorado Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #13 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:54pm Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:50pm: Marla! As my adopted niece you're letting me down! I want you to take yo skanky ho ass home RIGHT NOW! Word! Well, you know where to find me, Herbie.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13687 Colorado Gender:	Re: I'm High Reply #14 - Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:55pm red baron wrote on Dec 19^th, 2015 at 3:45pm: Steppenwolf That's hippie music. Completely against my religion.
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