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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #75 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:08pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:03pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:02pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 5:58pm:
  .......So why do you consider the Western Suburbs of Sydney crap?


It's my subjective view.

The thing is, I have sympathy for you.

If you don't want Muslims throwing tree branches and goat meat over your fence, you should move.



Huh?

What's this all about?


Homo is an Islamophobe.

He lives next door to a Muslim.

One day the Muslim cut off some tree branches, and threw them back into Homo's yard.

To make amends, he came over the next day with some goat meat.

Homo took the meat, but fed it to his dog.

He's not gonna eat any meat given to him by a Muslim.

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Reply #76 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:10pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:08pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:03pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:02pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 5:58pm:
  .......So why do you consider the Western Suburbs of Sydney crap?


It's my subjective view.

The thing is, I have sympathy for you.

If you don't want Muslims throwing tree branches and goat meat over your fence, you should move.



Huh?

What's this all about?


Homo is an Islamophobe.

He lives next door to a Muslim.

One day the Muslim cut off some tree branches, and threw them back into Homo's yard.

To make amends, he came over the next day with some goat meat.

Homo took the meat, but fed it to his dog.

He's not gonna eat any meat given to him by a Muslim.

If you don't respect $19 an hour then why don't you union freeloaders work harder to get people a better pay. You are the blame for poor pay rates.
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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #77 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:08pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:03pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:02pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 5:58pm:
  .......So why do you consider the Western Suburbs of Sydney crap?


It's my subjective view.

The thing is, I have sympathy for you.

If you don't want Muslims throwing tree branches and goat meat over your fence, you should move.



Huh?

What's this all about?


Homo is an Islamophobe.

He lives next door to a Muslim.

One day the Muslim cut off some tree branches, and threw them back into Homo's yard.

To make amends, he came over the next day with some goat meat.

Homo took the meat, but fed it to his dog.

He's not gonna eat any meat given to him by a Muslim.



A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?

2. Who's tree branches were they?

3. Who owned the goat?

4. Who brought over the goat meat?

5. Did the dog eat the goat meat?

6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat?

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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #78 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:21pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:08pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:03pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:02pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 5:58pm:
  .......So why do you consider the Western Suburbs of Sydney crap?


It's my subjective view.

The thing is, I have sympathy for you.

If you don't want Muslims throwing tree branches and goat meat over your fence, you should move.



Huh?

What's this all about?


Homo is an Islamophobe.

He lives next door to a Muslim.

One day the Muslim cut off some tree branches, and threw them back into Homo's yard.

To make amends, he came over the next day with some goat meat.

Homo took the meat, but fed it to his dog.

He's not gonna eat any meat given to him by a Muslim.



1. Who's Homo?

2. Who's tree branches were they?

3. Who owned the goat?

4. Who brought over the goat meat?

5. Did the dog eat the goat meat?

6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat?

A Pakistani bloke moved in next door and about a week later he came up whinging about fertilizer and a grape vine hanging over his fence. It pissed me off. It was a poor introduction to a new neighbour. Some time ago he bought over some goat meat in a white plastic bag at the end of their EID fasting. I tossed it because he's weird and I wasn't sure if he'd done something to it. And I guy riding around on a trail bike did a spin out on his lawn and he started asking the neighbours if they knew anything about it. The homo part is just Pecca being a homophobe. I should dob him in like he does to everybody else.
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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #79 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



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Reply #80 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:25pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



See, interesting things do happen in my crappy working class suburb Pecca.
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Reply #81 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:28pm
 
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:25pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



See, interesting things do happen in my crappy working class suburb Pecca.


I'm sure they do.

However, you'd be happier living here in Vic Park.

We have lots of Muslims, but they're very friendly.

We even have Asians.

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Reply #82 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:29pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:28pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:25pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



See, interesting things do happen in my crappy working class suburb Pecca.


I'm sure they do.

However, you'd be happier living here in Vic Park.

We have lots of Muslims, but they're very friendly.

We even have Asians.

I couldn't live around snotty leftards. I like real people.
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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #83 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:31pm
 
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:29pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:28pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:25pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



See, interesting things do happen in my crappy working class suburb Pecca.


I'm sure they do.

However, you'd be happier living here in Vic Park.

We have lots of Muslims, but they're very friendly.

We even have Asians.

I couldn't live around snotty leftards. I like real people.


There are a lot of rightards here, Homo.

I think you'd like it.

I could put you up in the spare apartment.

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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #84 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:33pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:31pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:29pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:28pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:25pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



See, interesting things do happen in my crappy working class suburb Pecca.


I'm sure they do.

However, you'd be happier living here in Vic Park.

We have lots of Muslims, but they're very friendly.

We even have Asians.

I couldn't live around snotty leftards. I like real people.


There are a lot of rightards here, Homo.

I think you'd like it.

I could put you up in the spare apartment.



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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #85 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:34pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:31pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:29pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:28pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:25pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



See, interesting things do happen in my crappy working class suburb Pecca.


I'm sure they do.

However, you'd be happier living here in Vic Park.

We have lots of Muslims, but they're very friendly.

We even have Asians.

I couldn't live around snotty leftards. I like real people.


There are a lot of rightards here, Homo.

I think you'd like it.

I could put you up in the spare apartment.

Any apartment you have been involved in would have spy holes and paintings  with the eye holes cut out. I'd end up on a DVD of me having a crap getting batted off at by you. No thanks.
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Re: New year resolutions
Reply #86 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:37pm
 
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:34pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:31pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:29pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:28pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:25pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:22pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:12pm:
A few questions :

1. Who's Homo?
good ole boys -
it's one of his socks - Jocko Homo.


2. Who's tree branches were they? -
Homo's
.

3. Who owned the goat? -
the Muslim next door.


4. Who brought over the goat meat? -
see above.


5. Did the dog eat the goat meat? -
never been confirmed.


6. Was the dog ok after eating the goat meat? -
see above.



See, interesting things do happen in my crappy working class suburb Pecca.


I'm sure they do.

However, you'd be happier living here in Vic Park.

We have lots of Muslims, but they're very friendly.

We even have Asians.

I couldn't live around snotty leftards. I like real people.


There are a lot of rightards here, Homo.

I think you'd like it.

I could put you up in the spare apartment.

Any apartment you have been involved in would have spy holes and paintings  with the eye holes cut out. I'd end up on a DVD of me having a crap getting batted off at by you. No thanks.


Now that's just ...

OK, point taken.

The invitation is still there, though.

Honky knows where I live, so PM him if you want to know where to come.

I'd get you so drunk on the Vic Park strip that you'd be hungover for three days.


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Reply #87 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:47pm
 
I'm quietly sitting here reading this topic and I'm thinking :

Why is it that every night there's always 1 hilarious topic which stands out on Oz Pol lol?



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Reply #88 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:51pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:47pm:
I'm quietly sitting here reading this topic and I'm thinking :

Why is it that every night there's always 1 hilarious topic which stands out on Oz Pol lol?



I'm just watching 'Foxy Lady' and thinking the same thing.

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Reply #89 - Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:57pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:51pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 6:47pm:
I'm quietly sitting here reading this topic and I'm thinking :

Why is it that every night there's always 1 hilarious topic which stands out on Oz Pol lol?



I'm just watching 'Foxy Lady' and thinking the same thing.



Ha! I had to Google that.

(I was trying to recall the movie lol).

Seems it was a Hendrix classic.

(Sorry, he was well before my time.)

Interesting lyrics  Tongue


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