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Reply #165 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:33pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:17pm:
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 3:04pm:
No Horse Boy. Women do not like men who play games.

Be kind. Be funny. Be smart. Have nice eyes. Have a job. That is all.


Pig's arse!

Aqua has been right on the money with all of his insights. He could quite literally write an authoritative book on the subject.

"The Mating Game for Dummies" ($49.95 at all good book stores).


You are right Herbie, it would be a best seller.

Sadly though, that would mainly be because an awful lot of women have a sense of humour and like a good laugh.

Not all women of course, but a lot.
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On the 26th of January you are all invited to celebrate little white penal day...

"They're not rules as such, more like guidelines" Pirates of the Caribbean..
 
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Reply #166 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:35pm
 
Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.
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On the 26th of January you are all invited to celebrate little white penal day...

"They're not rules as such, more like guidelines" Pirates of the Caribbean..
 
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Reply #167 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:36pm
 
BoxerMan wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 4:09pm:
Not much I would guess, he would be reading his self help book as the girl walked off with another bloke.



Grin Grin Grin Grin

that was pretty much how I saw it too!
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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #168 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:49pm
 
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:32pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Marla wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 4:01pm:
Greg is my ideal man.


WHAT?!

GREGG?

The only chance Marla has got with Pecca is if she cuts her hair and dresses herself as an alter boy.


But looking at her avatar, I thought she'd already done that, hence ...
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Reply #169 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:55pm
 
haha, not a problem.

Herb, heres another gem, and this one is on the money.
If you want to know what women want, the very last person you should ask is a woman. Wink

Society needs the group think that women want a guy with

good looks
a good career
good manners
who is nice to the girl.

Society needs this group think because it works to keep the system from going a bit bonkers.

Now i'm telling you that those things are nice if you have them, but they are by no means deal breakers.

The deal breaker is really that you have to be

confident
passionate about your direction in life
and not just passionate about the "girl"

This is one of the things women will get wrong if you ask them.
They will say that they want their guy to make them the centre of his universe, but this is simply not true.
They want a guy who has a good direction in his life and who they can "come along for the journey"

If you think the way to get a girl is to drag her back to your man cave and then just focus all your attention on her you are dead wrong.

Girls like guys who are very social.
Girls actually like guys that other girls like.
It raises their status to be with "that guy".

Herb, heres one for you.

If you are at a party and there is a chick there who is a bit up herself and obviously the alpha chick, go up and say in a confident voice , something like this
"your dress is a little too blue" or something that whilst not being rude, is not being try-hard.

Now, nearly all alpha females are validation hunters, so she will chase to get you to change your mind.
A suck- up comment wouldnt even register in her day but a diss will.
Now she is emotionally invested in you . it deosnt matter that these emotions may even be negative at first, as you can flip that by being funny.
and when the beta females see her chasing after you, you are now the prize buddy.

oh and with regards to being funny, this is one where women do actually get it right. women say they like a funny guy and they do like a funny guy.
Just dont be a little dancing monkey. you have to pump their emotional state . it is the "range of emotions " that women like . (evidence...look at the range of emotions in every Rom Com ever made).

Have you ever seen a Rom Com where the guy was just nice and then they dated and then they had mutual interests and then they lived happily ever after?

Geebus...i wonder why that is.

could it be that women despite saying they like this "nice guy' actually crave drama?

Who'd have thunk  Wink
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Re: Women loves strong protective men
Reply #170 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:58pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:49pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:32pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Marla wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 4:01pm:
Greg is my ideal man.


WHAT?!

GREGG?

The only chance Marla has got with Pecca is if she cuts her hair and dresses herself as an alter boy.


But looking at her avatar, I thought she'd already done that, hence ...
Grin Grin She might  pecca's peccadillo then.
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Reply #171 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 6:00pm
 
Marla wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 4:01pm:


Greg is my ideal man.


Do you like Bailey's?
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Reply #172 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 6:05pm
 
Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:35pm:
Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.


We realise the homosexuals don't like men
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Reply #173 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 6:41pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 3:39pm:
the good ole boys wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 3:19pm:
I'm a 6 foot 2 inch 100kg with muscles blonde haired man with green eyes. Women love me.


Meanwhile, in the real world:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-37Jq_3LJ4pg/UUoE_-Xi5lI/AAAAAAAAAXs/A0SB6q306J8/s1600/...


hey,

that's a lovele selfie Gweggy..

and they say that welfare doesn't pay well enough..

well..

look at Gweggy, a testament that the Tax payer is paying too much..  Angry
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Reply #174 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 6:47pm
 
Marla - Greg ? - Don't tell us Marla, you're a gluten for passive aggressiveness
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Reply #175 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 7:18pm
 
Maqqa wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 6:05pm:
Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:35pm:
Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.


We realise the homosexuals don't like men



Sir Booby likes men.

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Reply #176 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 7:27pm
 
Marla might have a thing for Pecca because she's a f ag hag?
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Reply #177 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 7:35pm
 
aquascoot wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:55pm:
If you want to know what women want, the very last person you should ask is ...


... Horse Boy.


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Reply #178 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:15pm
 
Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:35pm:
Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.



Speaking as a woman, it's a pretty funny thread.

A whole bunch of 'no idea at all' going on in here.
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Re: Women loves strong protective men
Reply #179 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:25pm
 
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:15pm:
Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:35pm:
Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.



Speaking as a woman, it's a pretty funny thread.

A whole bunch of 'no idea at all' going on in here.


Oh, we have a fair idea Mothra. Lady, wife of the brother of the king, runs off with Alpha stallion, king's bro says, "hey bro, help me, I gotta kill dat bitch". So off they go on a 10 year vendetta, kill all the people of the city that Alpha was from, his father and brother, sister raped. When finally the king's bro get's his hands on the lady to give her a good bitch slappin', what happens, she smites him with desire and he cannot lop off her head, so they retire to their previous home together. Meanwhile, the king who was only helping a bro out was killed by his wife in the bath. Sound familiar?

Grin
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