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Reply #180 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:29pm

Setanta wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:25pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:15pm:

Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 5:35pm:

Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.

Speaking as a woman, it's a pretty funny thread.

A whole bunch of 'no idea at all' going on in here.

Oh, we have a fair idea Mothra. Lady, wife of the brother of the king, runs off with Alpha stallion, king's bro says, "hey bro, help me, I gotta kill dat bitch". So off they go on a 10 year vendetta, kill all the people of the city that Alpha was from, his father and brother, sister raped. When finally the king's bro get's his hands on the lady to give her a good bitch slappin', what happens, she smites him with desire and he cannot lop off her head, so they retire to their previous home together. Meanwhile, the king who was only helping a bro out was killed by his wife in the bath. Sound familiar?

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Horse Boy's autobiography?

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Reply #181 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:31pm

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:15pm:

Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 5:35pm:

Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.

Speaking as a woman, it's a pretty funny thread.

A whole bunch of 'no idea at all' going on in here.

The proof is always in the pudding. If we blokes had the slightest idea how the female libido could be magically switched on, no-one would ever go to work.

Are there any letters in the Greek alphabet other than 'alpha, and 'beta?'

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Re: Women loves strong protective men
Reply #182 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:33pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:31pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:15pm:

Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 5:35pm:

Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.

Speaking as a woman, it's a pretty funny thread.

A whole bunch of 'no idea at all' going on in here.

The proof is always in the pudding. If we blokes had the slightest idea how the female libido could be magically switched on, no-one would ever go to work.

Are there any letters in the Greek alphabet other than 'alpha, and 'beta?'

Simple. Do the dishes and be kind to the children. You'll get your end away, guaranteed.

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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16624 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Women loves strong protective men Reply #183 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:36pm mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:29pm: Horse Boy's autobiography? No... You don't recognise the story? Iliad, Helen, Troy.
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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Women loves strong protective men Reply #184 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:37pm Thanks, Aqua ... I'll try those moves next time I'm down at the Bingo Hall. I'll play tough and hard-to-get. "Hey bitch? Haven't you filled up your card yet?"
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35578 Gender:	Re: Women loves strong protective men Reply #185 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:40pm Setanta wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:36pm: mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:29pm: Horse Boy's autobiography? No... You don't recognise the story? Iliad, Helen, Troy. There's a horse in that too.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75112 Gender:	Re: Women loves strong protective men Reply #186 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:40pm mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:33pm: Simple. Do the dishes and be kind to the children. You'll get your end away, guaranteed bullsh1t .... I do both and never get my way .... when you said 'guaranteed', were you personally going to guarantee it?
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Re: Women loves strong protective men
Reply #187 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:41pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:40pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:33pm:

Simple. Do the dishes and be kind to the children. You'll get your end away, guaranteed

bullsh1t .... I do both and never get my way Roll Eyes

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when you said 'guaranteed', were you personally going to guarantee it? Cheesy

Well it works on me.

Funny isn''t it? Maybe, despite what Horse Boy says, not all women are the same?

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Reply #188 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:42pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:37pm:

Thanks, Aqua ... I'll try those moves next time I'm down at the Bingo Hall. I'll play tough and hard-to-get.

"Hey bitch? Haven't you filled up your card yet?"

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I can just imagine you Herb, then you'd be saying assertively, "I've got just the pen you need to fill it."

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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16624 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Women loves strong protective men Reply #189 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:44pm mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:40pm: Setanta wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:36pm: mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:29pm: Horse Boy's autobiography? No... You don't recognise the story? Iliad, Helen, Troy. There's a horse in that too. Perhaps scoot is Odysseus with his wisdom of the horse...
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Re: Women loves strong protective men
Reply #190 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:49pm

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:41pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:40pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:33pm:

Simple. Do the dishes and be kind to the children. You'll get your end away, guaranteed

bullsh1t .... I do both and never get my way Roll Eyes

....

when you said 'guaranteed', were you personally going to guarantee it? Cheesy

Well it works on me.

Funny isn''t it? Maybe, despite what Horse Boy says, not all women are the same?

Oh come on! Mr Scoot has narrowed men down to just two categories.....and if he can do that and get away with it, he is entitled to tell you females you are all the same. We are horses.

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Re: Women loves strong protective men
Reply #191 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:51pm

Setanta wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:44pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:40pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:36pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:29pm:

Horse Boy's autobiography?

No... You don't recognise the story? Iliad, Helen, Troy.

There's a horse in that too.

Perhaps scoot is Odysseus with his wisdom of the horse...

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35578 Gender:	Re: Women loves strong protective men Reply #192 - Jan 8^th, 2016 at 8:54pm Where'd my piccie go? Suffice it to say it was an hilarious picture of a horse.
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