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Reply #195 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:08pm
 
This one is better.  Lips Sealed
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Reply #196 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:10pm
 
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:33pm:
Aussie wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:31pm:
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:15pm:
Phemanderac wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 5:35pm:
Thousands of years of history certainly demonstrate very clearly how much men understand about what women actually like.

I mean, let's face it, thinking ALL women like the same thing is already starting from a flawed premise, but, keep up the good work - comedy gold.



Speaking as a woman, it's a pretty funny thread.

A whole bunch of 'no idea at all' going on in here.


The proof is always in the pudding.  If we blokes had the slightest idea how the female libido could be magically switched on, no-one would ever go to work.

Are there any letters in the Greek alphabet other than 'alpha, and 'beta?'




Simple. Do the dishes and be kind to the children. You'll get your end away, guaranteed.


Damn! That explains it, f'n whipper-snappers are to blame! Get off my lawn!
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Reply #197 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:13pm
 
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:03pm:
Setanta wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:44pm:
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:40pm:
Setanta wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:36pm:
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:29pm:
Horse Boy's autobiography?


No... You don't recognise the story? Iliad, Helen, Troy.



There's a horse in that too.



Perhaps scoot is Odysseus with his wisdom of the horse...



Have this instead:





Oh, OK, thank you. It is the thought that counts, init?  Wink
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Reply #198 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:33pm
 
struth,

with some of the comments on here its any wonder you live by yourself, on welfare, and hanging around this forum all day..  Grin

the way some talk about sex its like they've never had it before...  Roll Eyes

you should have had so much by now you'd be sick to the back teeth with it..   Cool

the most important thing for me is that the mrs is my Best Friend, on my team, and doesn't run me down in front of others..

I always try to be her best friend, be thoughtful (at times  Grin) help around the house with some cooking, cleaning, gardening... so sharing the load...

I save and plan great holidays for us around Australia and around the world...

in a couple of more years i'd like to semi retire the mrs.. part time job instead of full time..  Smiley
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Reply #199 - Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:49pm
 
President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:33pm:
struth,

with some of the comments on here its any wonder you live by yourself, on welfare, and hanging around this forum all day..  Grin

the way some talk about sex its like they've never had it before...  Roll Eyes

you should have had so much by now you'd be sick to the back teeth with it..   Cool

)



Projecting again Mechanic?
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Reply #200 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 12:52am
 
President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:33pm:
struth,

with some of the comments on here its any wonder you live by yourself, on welfare, and hanging around this forum all day..  Grin

the way some talk about sex its like they've never had it before...  Roll Eyes

you should have had so much by now you'd be sick to the back teeth with it..   Cool

the most important thing for me is that the mrs is my Best Friend, on my team, and doesn't run me down in front of others..

I always try to be her best friend, be thoughtful (at times  Grin) help around the house with some cooking, cleaning, gardening... so sharing the load...

I save and plan great holidays for us around Australia and around the world...

in a couple of more years i'd like to semi retire the mrs.. part time job instead of full time..  Smiley
So your Mrs has a full time job, plus  does the gardening , cooking and cleaning but you help her with it. And you are considering letting her go part time. well good for you. She might be able to concentrate a little more on the cooking cleaning and gardening then eh?
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Reply #201 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 2:15am
 
Bias_2012 wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 6:47pm:
Marla - Greg ? - Don't tell us Marla, you're a gluten for passive aggressiveness


What..?
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Reply #202 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 4:49am
 
ian wrote on Jan 9th, 2016 at 12:52am:
President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:33pm:
struth,

with some of the comments on here its any wonder you live by yourself, on welfare, and hanging around this forum all day..  Grin

the way some talk about sex its like they've never had it before...  Roll Eyes

you should have had so much by now you'd be sick to the back teeth with it..   Cool

the most important thing for me is that the mrs is my Best Friend, on my team, and doesn't run me down in front of others..

I always try to be her best friend, be thoughtful (at times  Grin) help around the house with some cooking, cleaning, gardening... so sharing the load...

I save and plan great holidays for us around Australia and around the world...

in a couple of more years i'd like to semi retire the mrs.. part time job instead of full time..  Smiley
So your Mrs has a full time job, plus  does the gardening , cooking and cleaning but you help her with it. And you are considering letting her go part time. well good for you. She might be able to concentrate a little more on the cooking cleaning and gardening then eh?


The mrs doesn't garden at all..and we share the load on  other things around the home..  is that a bit hard for ur brain to compute  ... dur  Cheesy
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Reply #203 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 4:57am
 
Aussie wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:31pm:
Are there any letters in the Greek alphabet other than 'alpha, and 'beta?'


'delta' 'goodrem'
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Reply #204 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 5:14am
 
Setanta wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:42pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:37pm:
Thanks, Aqua ... I'll try those moves next time I'm down at the Bingo Hall. I'll play tough and hard-to-get.

"Hey bitch? Haven't you filled up your card yet?"

Grin


I can just imagine you Herb, then you'd be saying assertively, "I've got just the pen you need to fill it."


And she croaks ... "Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! with you rhythm stick ... your rhythm stick ... your rhythm stick ... "

"Not so fast, bitch - I haven't scoped out the other mares here yet ... "



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Reply #205 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 5:52am
 
President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 9th, 2016 at 4:49am:
ian wrote on Jan 9th, 2016 at 12:52am:
President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:33pm:
struth,

with some of the comments on here its any wonder you live by yourself, on welfare, and hanging around this forum all day..  Grin

the way some talk about sex its like they've never had it before...  Roll Eyes

you should have had so much by now you'd be sick to the back teeth with it..   Cool

the most important thing for me is that the mrs is my Best Friend, on my team, and doesn't run me down in front of others..

I always try to be her best friend, be thoughtful (at times  Grin) help around the house with some cooking, cleaning, gardening... so sharing the load...

I save and plan great holidays for us around Australia and around the world...

in a couple of more years i'd like to semi retire the mrs.. part time job instead of full time..  Smiley
So your Mrs has a full time job, plus  does the gardening , cooking and cleaning but you help her with it. And you are considering letting her go part time. well good for you. She might be able to concentrate a little more on the cooking cleaning and gardening then eh?


The mrs doesn't garden at all..and we share the load on  other things around the home..  is that a bit hard for ur brain to compute  ... dur  Cheesy


I wouldn't say you boiling water and heating up 2 minute noodles for 5 minutes counts as cooking.

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Reply #206 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 7:49am
 
wash your mouth out Duke..

this is one of my little creations Wink

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Reply #207 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 7:58am
 
Grin Grin Grin

Brilliant, Mechanic!
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Reply #208 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 8:07am
 
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:41pm:
John Smith wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:40pm:
mothra wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 8:33pm:
Simple. Do the dishes and be kind to the children. You'll get your end away, guaranteed



bullsh1t .... I do both and never get my way   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes....

when you said 'guaranteed', were you personally going to guarantee it?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



Well it works on me.

Funny isn''t it? Maybe, despite what Horse Boy says, not all women are the same?


you're an oracle of knowledge  Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #209 - Jan 9th, 2016 at 8:09am
 
President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 8th, 2016 at 9:33pm:
n a couple of more years i'd like to semi retire the mrs.. part time job instead of full time..



you looking for a young filly to take up the slack?
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