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Reply #15 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:29pm
 
Okay - I'll tell you what the GLARINGLY inadequate design feature is ...

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Reply #16 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:31pm
 

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Reply #17 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:41pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:29pm:
Okay - I'll tell you what the GLARINGLY inadequate design feature is ...

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herb your a pain in the arse...if you wan t people to engage with you this aint the way to go about it..

were not children....and anyone that sp[ends his time looking at planes flying over head leads  a very boring life...

all I worry about on  a plane is not having me knees under my chin...or the person in fronts head on my lap.. and somehow that always seem to b e the case... Angry Angry Angry Angry

its time when selling a ticket they gave you the exact measurements of your space .. that you are paying for..... for people over 6 feet tall it must be pure hell.
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Reply #18 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 6:01pm
 
QF32 A380 Incident. Pilot excellence saved the day.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/what-air-crash-investigations-didnt-tell-you-qf32...

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What Air Crash Investigations Didn't Tell You About QF32 (Airbus A380)

This is an unlikely but true story about iconic brands being protected by an amazing airline captain, the power of social media, and how to create customer-centric culture. Every enterprise can learn much from this story as it exemplifies the incredible benefits of empowering and trusting employees to not only do their job but also represent the brand – in this case, also save lives. The QF32 incident occurred in November 4th, 2010. The ATSB (Australian Transport Safety Bureau) published their final report in June 2013, and Air Crash Investigations released their documentary in February 2014.

But before both of these, in late 2012 I was fortunate enough to interview Captain Richard de Crespigny in his home. As we discussed the incident, it became very apparent to me that Richard is not only a talented and seasoned pilot, in both military and commercial aviation, but also an exceptional leader. Richard de Crespigny is an example of what Jim Collins calls ‘Level 5 Leadership’. There is much to learn from the culture he imbues on any flight he commands. Richard is more than a professional pilot, he is committed to giving his passengers the best possible experience and being a positive representative of the Qantas, Airbus and Rolls-Royce brands.

On November 4th, 2010, Captain de Crespigny was in command of QF32 flying from Singapore to Sydney. I’ve been on this flight a number of times but not on this occasion. At 7,400 feet during climb-out there was a catastrophic failure of an inboard Rolls-Royce engine resulting in a very rare uncontained explosion. Shrapnel flew out at supersonic speed crippling control systems running along the Q380’s left wing leading edge, peppering the fuselage, invading the underbelly, puncturing two wing fuel tanks in at least ten locations and wreaking havoc with 21 of the 22 aircraft’s systems. In my opinion it was far more serious, and far closer to being a disaster, than anyone has been willing to acknowledge – there was a fire that fortunately self-extinguished in the wind. Jet aviation fuel is kerosene, not petrol, and it burns with low thermal properties.

Miraculously, no passengers were injured and, due to the low altitude, the passenger cabin was not compromised by decompression. But exploding shrapnel had penetrated the underbelly, slicing through both of the two main electrical trunk lines – the backbone of the aircraft’s central nervous system. There are many electrical wiring looms within the A380 for inbuilt redundancy but it was incredibly unlucky, and potentially fatal, for two primary looms to be taken out at the same time. Passengers heard several loud ‘bangs’ and could see obvious wing punctures and the fuel vapour trail, but there was far more damage than the eye could see. The largest passenger airliner in the world was severely degraded and had probably lost 50% of system networks and 65% of the aircraft’s roll control. It was set-up for catastrophic cascading events unless the flight deck had the right leadership culture.

On the ground in Indonesia, the engine cowling with the Qantas logo, along with other debris, had rained down over the populated town of Batam, including onto school grounds. No-one had been injured but the Twitter-sphere and Internet were abuzz. The Qantas CEO, Alan Joyce, was travelling in a car with his head of Corporate Communications when they received a phone call asking why Qantas’ share price was falling dramatically. For them this was the first sign of a problem and highlights the instant speed of social media and its power to impact a brand in real-time.


Back up at 7,400 feet there was calm on the flight deck as the world’s most experienced A380 flight crew [literally] dealt with the situation. Qantas has the well-deserved reputation of being the safest airline in the world – it is the oldest continually operating commercial airline globally and no passenger on a Qantas jet aircraft has ever been killed as a result of an incident. All pilots are hired to become captains and this means that they only hire the best. On top of this, Qantas invests heavily in training and every captain is checked-out seven times a year. Just as in the military, there are full and frank peer reviews any time there is an incident. Safety, transparency and accountability are dominant cultural elements for all Qantas pilots – not something that exists in all airlines.

On this particular flight, Captain de Crespigny was being checked by another senior pilot who was himself being trained as a checking captain. This meant that there were five on the flight deck instead of the normal three – the Second Officer (Mark Johnson), First Officer (Co-Pilot Matt Hicks) and three captains – but all had no doubt that there was only one person in command. Before take-off, Captain de Crespigny had ensured that there would be no confusion concerning the chain of command and that everyone’s roles were crystal clear. He discussed these issues at the pre-flight briefing, during the drive to the airport and again before the A380 pushed back from the aerobridge in Singapore...
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Reply #19 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 6:56pm
 
The Answer is ....

THE ARMRESTS


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Reply #20 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:01pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 6:56pm:
The Answer is ....

THE ARMRESTS





Wasn't me.....it was someone who said something about being as thick as a box full of hammers.  Who was that Herbert, can you recall?
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Reply #21 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:11pm
 
farken ell it's like talking to a deaf and dumb Eskimo in Serbian ... what about the armrests Herb? What exactly is your problem with them? Or is it just armrests in general that you don't like?
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Reply #22 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:11pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
farken ell it's like talking to a deaf and dumb Eskimo in Serbian ... what about the armrests Herb? What exactly is your problem with them? Or is it just armrests in general that you don't like?


Once more for the dope eating a pizza and splashing the tomato sauce all over his pants ...

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My question is: After all the YEARS during which armrests on planes have been a contentious issue between passengers, why didn't the idíots who designed the seating on the A380 not resolve this problem using simple, plain commonsense?




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Reply #23 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:14pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:11pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
farken ell it's like talking to a deaf and dumb Eskimo in Serbian ... what about the armrests Herb? What exactly is your problem with them? Or is it just armrests in general that you don't like?


Once more for the dope eating a pizza and splashing the tomato sauce all over his pants ...

link

My question is: After all the YEARS during which armrests on planes have been a contentious issue between passengers, why didn't the idíots who designed the seating on the A380 not resolve this problem using simple, plain commonsense?




Jesus Herbie, have you ever flown?

Window and aisle seat passengers get one armrest each.

Middle seat passengers get two.

It's the law.

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Reply #24 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:15pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:11pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
farken ell it's like talking to a deaf and dumb Eskimo in Serbian ... what about the armrests Herb? What exactly is your problem with them? Or is it just armrests in general that you don't like?


Once more for the dope eating a pizza and splashing the tomato sauce all over his pants ...

link

My question is: After all the YEARS during which armrests on planes have been a contentious issue between passengers, why didn't the idíots who designed the seating on the A380 not resolve this problem using simple, plain commonsense?






Any chance you can produce an image of this alleged problem?
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Reply #25 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:18pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:14pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:11pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
farken ell it's like talking to a deaf and dumb Eskimo in Serbian ... what about the armrests Herb? What exactly is your problem with them? Or is it just armrests in general that you don't like?


Once more for the dope eating a pizza and splashing the tomato sauce all over his pants ...

link

My question is: After all the YEARS during which armrests on planes have been a contentious issue between passengers, why didn't the idíots who designed the seating on the A380 not resolve this problem using simple, plain commonsense?




Jesus Herbie, have you ever flown?

Window and aisle seat passengers get one armrest each.

Middle seat passengers get two.

It's the law.



Of course it is, but I did not want to tell Herbert.  It is the Federal
A380 Armrest Act 2013
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Click on the link.  If it does not work, click harder.
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Reply #26 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:18pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:11pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
farken ell it's like talking to a deaf and dumb Eskimo in Serbian ... what about the armrests Herb? What exactly is your problem with them? Or is it just armrests in general that you don't like?


Once more for the dope eating a pizza and splashing the tomato sauce all over his pants ...

link

My question is: After all the YEARS during which armrests on planes have been a contentious issue between passengers, why didn't the idíots who designed the seating on the A380 not resolve this problem using simple, plain commonsense?






so a google search page is supposed to tell me what you're blabbering about? Are you trying to sell that reposer?

Try articulating your problem in English you chinese.pommie git
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Reply #27 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:57pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 6:48am:
innocentbystander. wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 10:15pm:
Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 7:39pm:
Ah, yes - the secret behind the 'massive QANTAS turnaround' achieved partly by off-loading maintenance etc... and ditching Australian jobs...





Lets not neglect to mention the next worst kept secret ... if Aussie consumers can save a hundred bucks on their ticket price then they don't give a rats arse how many aussie jobs get f$cked off overseas, as long as its not theirs.  Wink


Good point.

It's a case of 'Mea Culpa' - same with Western populations financing the Rise and Rise of Communist China through buying cheap Made in China products.

And then us voting in politicians who want to trash-and-vandalise our Western homelands through the importation of highly incompatible immigrants.


The are financing China's transition to capitalism.

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longweekend58 wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 3:55pm:
When I was here a few months ago herbie, you spourted crap a lot. now it seems you spout it all the time. the A380 is a fabulous plane and your 'but' has turned out to be nothing at all as you refuse to tells us what it is.

only an idiot would say it looks smaller than a normal passenger plane. Ive seen them take off many times and trust me, they are a massive plane.  Have you ever seen one at all? It would seem not.


There was a huge amount of hype about the size of the plane in the lead up to its inaugural flight into Sydney, and I remember reading at the time that when it appeared in the sky before landing at Mascot airport the general consensus of those waiting below with their news cameras was that it was disappointingly ordinary in terms of size as seen from the ground.



The moon also seems small in the sky, unless you have a mountain range handy to compare it to.
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Reply #28 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 9:33pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 8:11pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
farken ell it's like talking to a deaf and dumb Eskimo in Serbian ... what about the armrests Herb? What exactly is your problem with them? Or is it just armrests in general that you don't like?


Once more for the dope eating a pizza and splashing the tomato sauce all over his pants ...

link

My question is: After all the YEARS during which armrests on planes have been a contentious issue between passengers, why didn't the idíots who designed the seating on the A380 not resolve this problem using simple, plain commonsense?


The only credible solution to this barring expansion of seating space is to allow only one-armed passengers and seat right armed with right armed and left armed with left armed.

An amputation clinic could be provided at airports for prospective passengers that don't qualify to travel.
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Reply #29 - Mar 14th, 2016 at 10:05pm
 
cods wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:41pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 5:29pm:
Okay - I'll tell you what the GLARINGLY inadequate design feature is ...

But first, for a quick commercial break.

Don't go away.

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herb your a pain in the arse...if you wan t people to engage with you this aint the way to go about it..

were not children....and anyone that sp[ends his time looking at planes flying over head leads  a very boring life...

all I worry about on  a plane is not having me knees under my chin...or the person in fronts head on my lap.. and somehow that always seem to b e the case... Angry Angry Angry Angry

its time when selling a ticket they gave you the exact measurements of your space .. that you are paying for..... for people over 6 feet tall it must be pure hell.



It certainly is , sitting in a seat that was comfort tested by a 5ft midget with scoliosis is trying, then you have the person in front recline as well  Smiley, 7hrs even with temazipam is my limit.
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