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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #165 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:59pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:55pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:54pm:
Don't worry Bobby, there was no heaven before Jesus, so even people like Moses and Noah all went to hell.

Jesus freed the just only the sinners remained behind, that would include the people that wrote such trash.


Did u watch the video?



I've seen it before.

I'll tell ya one thing I bet old George prayed to God on his death bed.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #166 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:08pm
 
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:59pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:55pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:54pm:
Don't worry Bobby, there was no heaven before Jesus, so even people like Moses and Noah all went to hell.

Jesus freed the just only the sinners remained behind, that would include the people that wrote such trash.


Did u watch the video?



I've seen it before.

I'll tell ya one thing I bet old George prayed to God on his death bed.



I think he found it easy to make fun of religion because
it is so absurd.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #167 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:17pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:08pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:59pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:55pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 4:54pm:
Don't worry Bobby, there was no heaven before Jesus, so even people like Moses and Noah all went to hell.

Jesus freed the just only the sinners remained behind, that would include the people that wrote such trash.


Did u watch the video?



I've seen it before.

I'll tell ya one thing I bet old George prayed to God on his death bed.



I think he found it easy to make fun of religion because
it is so absurd.


I'll tell you what I would have found absurd that is when Jesus came down if he had hit it of with the Pharisees and the scribes, you know these people that were in charge of a religion.

Boy, if Jesus found milk and honey with them then I can honestly say I probably wouldn't believe.

The Pharisees and scribes had Jesus crucified, that's like the pope crucifying him.



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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #168 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:20pm
 
Yes Ajax,
these days I find more sense from Indian Gurus than in the Bible:


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Reply #169 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm
 
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #170 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:22pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:20pm:
Yes Ajax,
these days I find more sense from Indian Gurus than in the Bible:




Too bad you missed out on the orange people then.
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Reply #171 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:23pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?


Jesus was God himself you dipstick.

God comes in three forms the father the son and the holy ghost.

To answer your question Mary was still a virgin when she gave birth.

She had not known man.

So no Joseph is not his biological father
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #172 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:31pm
 
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:23pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?


Jesus was God himself you dipstick.

God comes in three forms the father the son and the holy ghost.

To answer your question Mary was still a virgin when she gave birth.

She had not known man.

So no Joseph is not his biological father



I thought Mary had another 4 sons after Jesus
& Joseph was their father?
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #173 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:33pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:31pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:23pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?


Jesus was God himself you dipstick.

God comes in three forms the father the son and the holy ghost.

To answer your question Mary was still a virgin when she gave birth.

She had not known man.

So no Joseph is not his biological father



I thought Mary had another 4 sons after Jesus
& Joseph was their father?


Not in the bible I read.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #174 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:33pm
 
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:23pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?


Jesus was God himself you dipstick.

God comes in three forms the father the son and the holy ghost.

To answer your question Mary was still a virgin when she gave birth.

She had not known man.

So no Joseph is not his biological father


Oh, I've heard that story many times.  What did Mary say to Joseph by way of explanation of this event?

"I'm preggers, Joe....but don't worry, I'm still a Virgin and the Father of my Son is my Son?"

Yeah, I can imagine a tired carpenter getting home from work after a hard day copping that whopper.

And, how come Joseph had not screwed her as most Husbands do in conjunction with their Wives on the night of the marriage if not before and many times after that?

Huh?

Can I interest you in a ripper bridge?

Virgin?  Huh?
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #175 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:35pm
 
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:33pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:31pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:23pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?


Jesus was God himself you dipstick.

God comes in three forms the father the son and the holy ghost.

To answer your question Mary was still a virgin when she gave birth.

She had not known man.

So no Joseph is not his biological father



I thought Mary had another 4 sons after Jesus
& Joseph was their father?


Not in the bible I read.



https://bible.org/question/did-mary-have-any-children-other-jesus-if-so-how-can-...

Mary had four other sons, Joseph, James, Jude, and Simon. Because of the virgin birth, Joseph was not the father of Jesus so these were the half brothers of Jesus. The last three mentioned are not to be confused with those who were disciples of Jesus by the same name. Here are some passages where the other sons of Mary by Joseph are mentioned (Matt. 12:46; 13:55; Mark 6:3; John 2:12; 7:3, 5, 10; Acts 1:14; 1 Cor. 9:5; Gal. 1:19).
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #176 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:36pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:33pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:23pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?


Jesus was God himself you dipstick.

God comes in three forms the father the son and the holy ghost.

To answer your question Mary was still a virgin when she gave birth.

She had not known man.

So no Joseph is not his biological father


Oh, I've heard that story many times.  What did Mary say to Joseph by way of explanation of this event?

"I'm preggers, Joe....but don't worry, I'm still a Virgin and the Father of my Son is my Son?"

Yeah, I can imagine a tired carpenter getting home from work after a hard day copping that whopper.

And, how come Joseph had not screwed her as most Husbands do in conjunction with their Wives on the night of the marriage if not before and many times after that?

Huh?

Can I interest you in a ripper bridge?

Virgin?  Huh?


Its pretty hard to explain the universe as well.

If I knew how God worked and he allowed me I would share the information, until such a time I'm just as ignorant as you are.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #177 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:37pm
 
2 Timothy 3 New International Version (NIV)

3 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last
days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of
money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their
parents, ungrateful, unholy,

3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without
self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous,
rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of
God— 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power.
Have nothing to do with such people.


6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and
gain control over gullible women, who are loaded down with
sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always
learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the
truth.

8 Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these
teachers oppose the truth. They are men of depraved
minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. 9
But they will not get very far because, as in the case of
those men, their folly will be clear to everyone.





I literally love watching scripture being fulfilled.
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Reply #178 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:42pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:35pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:33pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:31pm:
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:23pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:21pm:
Will no-one tell me who the biological father of Jesus was and how well he and Joseph, the Husband of Jesus' mother got on?  Did they have a regular beer session at the local Pub ~ what?  Can you imagine the conversation?


Jesus was God himself you dipstick.

God comes in three forms the father the son and the holy ghost.

To answer your question Mary was still a virgin when she gave birth.

She had not known man.

So no Joseph is not his biological father



I thought Mary had another 4 sons after Jesus
& Joseph was their father?


Not in the bible I read.



https://bible.org/question/did-mary-have-any-children-other-jesus-if-so-how-can-...

Mary had four other sons, Joseph, James, Jude, and Simon. Because of the virgin birth, Joseph was not the father of Jesus so these were the half brothers of Jesus. The last three mentioned are not to be confused with those who were disciples of Jesus by the same name. Here are some passages where the other sons of Mary by Joseph are mentioned (Matt. 12:46; 13:55; Mark 6:3; John 2:12; 7:3, 5, 10; Acts 1:14; 1 Cor. 9:5; Gal. 1:19).


Didn't Jesus refer to his disciples as his brothers, he says so a bit further down in Mathew 12:48.

Nowhere in the bible does it say Mary gave birth to Jesus siblings.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #179 - Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:44pm
 
Ajax wrote on Apr 30th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
Didn't Jesus refer to his disciples as his brothers, he says so a bit further down in Mathew 12:48.

Nowhere in the bible does it say Mary gave birth to Jesus siblings.



Looks like you have some Bible study to do this weekend:

Here are some passages where the other sons of Mary by Joseph are mentioned (Matt. 12:46; 13:55; Mark 6:3; John 2:12; 7:3, 5, 10; Acts 1:14; 1 Cor. 9:5; Gal. 1:19)
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