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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #435 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:32am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:30am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:23am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:16am:

In his defense, he blamed women for most of it. We've been properly persecuted for centuries.

Only got granted souls after a few centuries. And then only by 1 vote, i'm led to believe.

Original sin, innit?

Perhaps the fire needs to cleanse your soul.

Can you swim?

Mothra turned me into a newt...

You promised you wouldn't tell .... Undecided

The secret is out now.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #436 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #437 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:32am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:30am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:23am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:16am:

In his defense, he blamed women for most of it. We've been properly persecuted for centuries.

Only got granted souls after a few centuries. And then only by 1 vote, i'm led to believe.

Original sin, innit?

Perhaps the fire needs to cleanse your soul.

Can you swim?

Mothra turned me into a newt...

You promised you wouldn't tell .... Undecided

The secret is out now.

Just behave or you're next. Cool

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #438 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:34am

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:32am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

He knows all. You can't fool him, with pious toadying, just to get into heaven. Some of these bible bashers are going to get a rude awakening Grin

I agree and they will be standing right beside you Grin

and mothra of course Grin

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #439 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

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What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #440 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:36am

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:34am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:32am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

He knows all. You can't fool him, with pious toadying, just to get into heaven. Some of these bible bashers are going to get a rude awakening Grin

I agree and they will be standing right beside you Grin

and mothra of course Grin

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There's that superiority complex again.

The nuns didn;t teach me to gloat over other people's belief systems.

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boxy Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 400 Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #441 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:37am mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:30am: boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am: Mothra turned me into a newt... You promised you wouldn't tell .... It's OK, I got better
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #442 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

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What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #443 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #444 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:40am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

I hear its on snapchat these days, make sure you have a widescreen device Grin

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35578 Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #445 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:41am
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Setanta

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #446 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

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boxy Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 400 Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #447 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:43am mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am: What ... by reading the Gospels? They contradict each other like mad. Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16624 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #448 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:44am boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:43am: mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am: What ... by reading the Gospels? They contradict each other like mad. Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on? http://i.imgur.com/UiVBuIW.jpg That should be the bible.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #449 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:44am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

Hey ... watermelons ... float? Shocked

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