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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35551 Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #450 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:43am: mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am: What ... by reading the Gospels? They contradict each other like mad. Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on? http://i.imgur.com/UiVBuIW.jpg Thanks. I'll read it after my dunking.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #451 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

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What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

/Ashley lobs a Concordance, a Treasury of Scripture Knowledge(Book), A complete Matthew Henry Commentary(Book Collection) and a Strongs(Book) onto Mothra's face also along with a freshly cooked dumpling from the local Chinese..

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Grappler Deep State Feller

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #452 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:46am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:44am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

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What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

Hey ... watermelons ... float? Shocked

Is there some chicken on Sunday with that?

( I don't eat chicken)...

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #453 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:46am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:44am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

Hey ... watermelons ... float? Shocked

Just trying to help.

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Grappler Deep State Feller

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #454 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:46am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:43am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

http://i.imgur.com/UiVBuIW.jpg

Thanks. I'll read it after my dunking.

A Witch!

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“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #455 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:46am

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

/Ashley lobs a Concordance, a Treasury of Scripture Knowledge(Book), A complete Matthew Henry Commentary(Book Collection) and a Strongs(Book) onto Mothra's face also along with a freshly cooked dumpling from the local Chinese..

Not very Christian of you.

Do you usually throw your holy texts at people?

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Ashley Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 526	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #456 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #457 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:48am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:46am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:43am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

http://i.imgur.com/UiVBuIW.jpg

Thanks. I'll read it after my dunking.

A Witch!

No, no, no. These guys dressed me up like this.

Just because i turned Boxy into a newt the rumours just got out of hand.

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Setanta

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #458 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:48am

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

/Ashley lobs a Concordance, a Treasury of Scripture Knowledge(Book), A complete Matthew Henry Commentary(Book Collection) and a Strongs(Book) onto Mothra's face also along with a freshly cooked dumpling from the local Chinese..

Mothra catches Chinese dumpling between her teeth and decides to head to Tokyo for a decent feed.

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35551 Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #459 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am: Only trolls, I did include a dumpling. Why are the Christians on here the rudest? In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am. Then there's Sprint .....
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #460 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:50am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:48am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

/Ashley lobs a Concordance, a Treasury of Scripture Knowledge(Book), A complete Matthew Henry Commentary(Book Collection) and a Strongs(Book) onto Mothra's face also along with a freshly cooked dumpling from the local Chinese..

Mothra catches Chinese dumpling between her teeth and decides to head to Tokyo for a decent feed.

In her steed grabs a side of fries from maccas at the airport upon boarding the plane.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #461 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:50am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:48am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:46am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:43am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

http://i.imgur.com/UiVBuIW.jpg

Thanks. I'll read it after my dunking.

A Witch!

No, no, no. These guys dressed me up like this.

Just because i turned Boxy into a newt the rumours just got out of hand.

I think you're in trouble now!

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #462 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:50am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:48am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

.

What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

/Ashley lobs a Concordance, a Treasury of Scripture Knowledge(Book), A complete Matthew Henry Commentary(Book Collection) and a Strongs(Book) onto Mothra's face also along with a freshly cooked dumpling from the local Chinese..

Mothra catches Chinese dumpling between her teeth and decides to head to Tokyo for a decent feed.

In her steed grabs a side of fries from maccas at the airport upon boarding the plane.

Wouldn't eat Maccas if you paid me.

Thanks for the dumpling though.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #463 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #464 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:53am

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

It's hard to know my place when you got better and instead of getting a proper dunking, i'm flying to Tokyo.

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