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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #465 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:54am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

It looks like they are being the most honest and not rude at all. Maybe you are the rudest troll on here who knows.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #466 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:55am

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:54am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

It looks like they are being the most honest and not rude at all. Maybe you are the rudest troll on here who knows.

Nope. Rudest. For sure.

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If you can't be a good example, you have to be a horrible warning.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #467 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:55am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:50am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:48am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:45am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:42am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:39am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:38am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:35am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:33am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:28am:

Not only that, he knew what sins we would commit and created us anyway so he could condemn us. Sounds suss to me.

There's only one way to avoid a catch 22, don't play the game.

The way to avoid the catch 22 is simply accept the FREE salvation from said God provided by His only Son Jesus Christ. My goodness how nasty and scarey that is Grin

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What ... by reading the Gospels?

They contradict each other like mad.

Have you got an abridged version that everyone can agree on?

Just like a woman, wanting the impossible.

Hey! They put this nose on me!

/Setanta lobs a watermelon onto Mothra's face.

/Ashley lobs a Concordance, a Treasury of Scripture Knowledge(Book), A complete Matthew Henry Commentary(Book Collection) and a Strongs(Book) onto Mothra's face also along with a freshly cooked dumpling from the local Chinese..

Mothra catches Chinese dumpling between her teeth and decides to head to Tokyo for a decent feed.

In her steed grabs a side of fries from maccas at the airport upon boarding the plane.

Wouldn't eat Maccas if you paid me.

Thanks for the dumpling though.

Sure sure tubby. CCWTV footage begs to differ.

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35551 Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #468 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:57am Oh. I seeeeee. Now i'm lonely, bitter AND fat. Your Christian charity knows no bounds!
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #469 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:57am

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

She's in the bible, the quran not so sure. All women get trashed on that.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #470 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:57am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:55am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:54am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

It looks like they are being the most honest and not rude at all. Maybe you are the rudest troll on here who knows.

Nope. Rudest. For sure.

I agree you are.

Cheers

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #471 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:58am

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:53am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

It's hard to know my place when you got better and instead of getting a proper dunking, i'm flying to Tokyo.

I understand, it's complicated, I know, be a darl and do as you are told. It's all for the best.

Works for my wife! Grin

Not really but it sounded good.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #472 - May 1^st, 2016 at 1:59am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:58am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:53am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

It's hard to know my place when you got better and instead of getting a proper dunking, i'm flying to Tokyo.

I understand, it's complicated, I know, be a darl and do as you are told. It's all for the best.

Sounds like a plan Setanta.

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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #473 - May 1^st, 2016 at 2:00am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:58am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:53am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

It's hard to know my place when you got better and instead of getting a proper dunking, i'm flying to Tokyo.

I understand, it's complicated, I know, be a darl and do as you are told. It's all for the best.

I don't wanna eat Maccas though. I just refuse.

I'll go to Tokyo on suffrage, mostly because i think the Japanese are hilarious ... but i;m not eating Maccas.

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If you can't be a good example, you have to be a horrible warning.

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Ashley Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 526	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #474 - May 1^st, 2016 at 2:01am Thou Doth Protesteth too much me thinks.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #475 - May 1^st, 2016 at 2:02am

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:59am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:58am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:53am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

It's hard to know my place when you got better and instead of getting a proper dunking, i'm flying to Tokyo.

I understand, it's complicated, I know, be a darl and do as you are told. It's all for the best.

Sounds like a plan Setanta.

Into obedience aren't you. A good little adorer and foot washer. What will you do in heaven?

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35551 Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #476 - May 1^st, 2016 at 2:02am Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 2:01am: Thou Dost protesteth too much me thinks. You think? All evidence to the contrary.
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Ashley Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 526	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #477 - May 1^st, 2016 at 2:03am mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 2:02am: Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 2:01am: Thou Dost protesteth too much me thinks. You think? All evidence to the contrary. My case in point
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16622 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: When i became a Christian Reply #478 - May 1^st, 2016 at 2:04am Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 2:03am: mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 2:02am: Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 2:01am: Thou Dost protesteth too much me thinks. You think? All evidence to the contrary. My case in point JFYI it's "case and point". Think about it.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #479 - May 1^st, 2016 at 2:05am

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 2:02am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:59am:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:58am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:53am:

boxy wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:52am:

mothra wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:49am:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 1:47am:

Only trolls, I did include a dumpling.

Why are the Christians on here the rudest?

In the other thread, Ashley just got through telling me how lonely and bitter i am.

Then there's Sprint ..... Shocked

Know your place. It's in the bible (and the koran), y'know!

It's hard to know my place when you got better and instead of getting a proper dunking, i'm flying to Tokyo.

I understand, it's complicated, I know, be a darl and do as you are told. It's all for the best.

Sounds like a plan Setanta.

Into obedience aren't you. A good little adorer and foot washer. What will you do in heaven?

Rule Kingdoms with Christ and have Eternal Life and see new Worlds. I'd ask you but I already know the answer unfortunately.

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