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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #555 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:05pm
 
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 4:22pm:
GordyL wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 4:08pm:
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 4:05pm:
GordyL wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 3:50pm:
Question all the people of religion here, regardless of faith.

Who believed in the supernatural events in your religion?


Well as far as religion goes that counts me out, as far as
faith in God and what I have seen and experienced goes sure.


What are your thought on the Jefferson Bible?


It just seems to be one mans view on the morals of Jesus according to his own assumptions about Christianity and paradigm. Sort of a bible for himself. Not a proper biblical translation or anything. Just taking what he wanted from the bible and added his own opinions. That's my opinion based on his life and what the book is.

Have you seen the "Treasury of Scripture Knowledge", that's a true masterpiece. A lot of work went into that.






Thx, I like the concept of the Jefferson Bible tho.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #556 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:17pm
 
Check out these dumb Hindu superstitions.

It is bad when a cat crosses your path or road.If that happens, people mostly return to their homes or pray to god and proceed on their path.

- It is also considered bad to see a widow face to face while going out.And, the worse part is that widows are unwelcome at any functions like marriages.

- It is bad to drop a cut finger nail inside the house,even in the dustbin. It is believed that nails brings economic damnation to the house.

- Mirrors should not be shown to children,because it makes children to become dumb, that is infants seeing mirror at very young age will fail to speak.

- Taking photos reduces ones lifetime.So,indians avoid taking photographs of their infants.

- Menstrating women are forbidden from entering temples,or even to pray at home,since menstruation is a sin.

- The month named "Aadi",that is the first month of windy season is forbidden to perform any functions like house warming,marriage or starting anything.

- Dreams in the early morning are expected to come true.So if anything bad happens in a dream, people will meet with certain religious men and perform poojas to prevent the dream from coming true.

-When a coconut is broken in the temple, it should part in to two regular and equal halves and not break at tangent in to the eyes of the coconut. A decayed or rotten coconut foreshadows serious mishap to the devotee .

- After sneezing, people exclaim 'Shiva', 'Rama ' or 'Krishna'or whatever god they pray to.

- It is not good to give money to anyone after sunset.If anyone does that,all their money will go away from them.So,when the newspaper/current/mobile bill collector knocks after 6:00 PM,it is a waste of their time.And,it is strictly forbidden to lend needles or oil after 6:00PM.

- When faced with dilemma, instead of considering merits and demerits, villagers put colored flowers in a temple and see which colour falls first due to wind.The colour of the flower which falls first determines their action.

- Nothing should be started on a Tuesday.Wednesday is the best day for important ventures and is as 'good as gold'.

- When the first tooth of a child falls out the fallen tooth is carefully placed in a lump of cow dung, and thrown over roof in the belief that such action will hasten the re-growth of the child 's teeth. (this one is a sort of related to tooth fairies i suppose,but practiced by parents instead of children)

- It is a bad sign to place hands behind the head when trying to relax,since it can cause the death of parents.

- The sound of door hitting the wall should never be made by children,since it causes fights to happen between the parents.

- A lizard falling on head can cause death.

- The cawing of a crow in one's house foretells the coming of guests.

- If a lizard makes a sound when you make a statement, it shows that what you said is true.And if a bell rings or even if a mobile phone rings,its also considered that what is told is truth,or it will come true.

- If anyone kills a snake,he has to goto a snake nest found in most temples and place eggs and milk to prevent the snake from taking revenge.

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #557 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:17pm
 
Cheesy Cheesy
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #558 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:19pm
 
Earth to 'Ashley'.....Earth to 'Ashley'......Earth to 'Ashley'....

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When will you answer how a virgin, married woman managed to give birth to a bloke who was also his father and a Ghost, and can you tell me how the poor old cuckold husband of said virgin....some husband he was, not having consummated his betrothal....was assuaged, and what sort of adulterers does that make the virgin wife/mother and the father?
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #559 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:27pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:17pm:
Check out these dumb Hindu superstitions.

It is bad when a cat crosses your path or road.If that happens, people mostly return to their homes or pray to god and proceed on their path.

- It is also considered bad to see a widow face to face while going out.And, the worse part is that widows are unwelcome at any functions like marriages.


That's why they had Sati
...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sati_(practice
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #560 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:31pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:17pm:
- Menstrating women are forbidden from entering temples,or even to pray at home,since menstruation is a sin.



seriously? and you fruit loops have a problem with muslims?
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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #561 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:39pm
 
Muslims are just as bad but throw in some Genital Mutilation.
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Reply #562 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:41pm
 
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:39pm:
Muslims are just as bad but throw in some Genital Mutilation.


Don't Jews do the male equivalent.....and while I have your attention:

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When will you answer how a virgin, married woman managed to give birth to a bloke who was also his father and a Ghost, and can you tell me how the poor old cuckold husband of said virgin....some husband he was, not having consummated his betrothal....was assuaged, and what sort of adulterers does that make the virgin wife/mother and the father?

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Reply #563 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:44pm
 
It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters Grin Grin Grin .
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Reply #564 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:48pm
 
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:44pm:
It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters Grin Grin Grin .


Oh, come on 'Ashley.'  Have a go!  Ya never know.  You might have an answer.  So far, everyone here can see you do not have a clue how to answer that question.  What's the problem?
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #565 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:49pm
 
John Smith wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:31pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:17pm:
- Menstrating women are forbidden from entering temples,or even to pray at home,since menstruation is a sin.



seriously? and you fruit loops have a problem with muslims?
I'm an atheist grandson of nazi. I don't like any of it.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #566 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:52pm
 
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:48pm:
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:44pm:
It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters Grin Grin Grin .


Oh, come on 'Ashley.'  Have a go!  Ya never know.  You might have an answer.  So far, everyone here can see you do not have a clue how to answer that question.  What's the problem?


It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters Grin Grin Grin .
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Reply #567 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:56pm
 
How many trips to bunnings did moses do with 6 4 trailer to build the ark  Cheesy?
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Reply #568 - May 1st, 2016 at 7:58pm
 
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It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters


This is how one of the resident fruit loops would respond to that 'Ashley.'

"Interpretation, ~ I don't have a clue even though I just love quoting biblical texts, that's a fave of mine, but I really cannot answer anything after that."
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Mr Hammer wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:17pm:
Check out these dumb Hindu superstitions.

It is bad when a cat crosses your path or road.If that happens, people mostly return to their homes or pray to god and proceed on their path.

- It is also considered bad to see a widow face to face while going out.And, the worse part is that widows are unwelcome at any functions like marriages.

- It is bad to drop a cut finger nail inside the house,even in the dustbin. It is believed that nails brings economic damnation to the house.

- Mirrors should not be shown to children,because it makes children to become dumb, that is infants seeing mirror at very young age will fail to speak.

- Taking photos reduces ones lifetime.So,indians avoid taking photographs of their infants.

- Menstrating women are forbidden from entering temples,or even to pray at home,since menstruation is a sin.

- The month named "Aadi",that is the first month of windy season is forbidden to perform any functions like house warming,marriage or starting anything.

- Dreams in the early morning are expected to come true.So if anything bad happens in a dream, people will meet with certain religious men and perform poojas to prevent the dream from coming true.

-When a coconut is broken in the temple, it should part in to two regular and equal halves and not break at tangent in to the eyes of the coconut. A decayed or rotten coconut foreshadows serious mishap to the devotee .

- After sneezing, people exclaim 'Shiva', 'Rama ' or 'Krishna'or whatever god they pray to.

- It is not good to give money to anyone after sunset.If anyone does that,all their money will go away from them.So,when the newspaper/current/mobile bill collector knocks after 6:00 PM,it is a waste of their time.And,it is strictly forbidden to lend needles or oil after 6:00PM.

- When faced with dilemma, instead of considering merits and demerits, villagers put colored flowers in a temple and see which colour falls first due to wind.The colour of the flower which falls first determines their action.

- Nothing should be started on a Tuesday.Wednesday is the best day for important ventures and is as 'good as gold'.

- When the first tooth of a child falls out the fallen tooth is carefully placed in a lump of cow dung, and thrown over roof in the belief that such action will hasten the re-growth of the child 's teeth. (this one is a sort of related to tooth fairies i suppose,but practiced by parents instead of children)

- It is a bad sign to place hands behind the head when trying to relax,since it can cause the death of parents.

- The sound of door hitting the wall should never be made by children,since it causes fights to happen between the parents.

- A lizard falling on head can cause death.

- The cawing of a crow in one's house foretells the coming of guests.

- If a lizard makes a sound when you make a statement, it shows that what you said is true.And if a bell rings or even if a mobile phone rings,its also considered that what is told is truth,or it will come true.

- If anyone kills a snake,he has to goto a snake nest found in most temples and place eggs and milk to prevent the snake from taking revenge.

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


Sounds more peaceful than stoning chicks that arent virgins like the bible preaches  Cheesy
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