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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #570 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:00pm
 
Its time wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:56pm:
How many trips to bunnings did moses do with 6 4 trailer to build the ark  Cheesy?


Was Noah busy that day? Blody tradies.


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Reply #571 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:04pm
 
Its time wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:56pm:
How many trips to bunnings did moses do with 6 4 trailer to build the ark  Cheesy?


Trick question alert !!!!!!!!

The imperial system was not invented, so there was NO 6 * 4 trailer ..............
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #572 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:08pm
 
Its time wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:58pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:17pm:
Check out these dumb Hindu superstitions.

It is bad when a cat crosses your path or road.If that happens, people mostly return to their homes or pray to god and proceed on their path.

- It is also considered bad to see a widow face to face while going out.And, the worse part is that widows are unwelcome at any functions like marriages.

- It is bad to drop a cut finger nail inside the house,even in the dustbin. It is believed that nails brings economic damnation to the house.

- Mirrors should not be shown to children,because it makes children to become dumb, that is infants seeing mirror at very young age will fail to speak.

- Taking photos reduces ones lifetime.So,indians avoid taking photographs of their infants.

- Menstrating women are forbidden from entering temples,or even to pray at home,since menstruation is a sin.

- The month named "Aadi",that is the first month of windy season is forbidden to perform any functions like house warming,marriage or starting anything.

- Dreams in the early morning are expected to come true.So if anything bad happens in a dream, people will meet with certain religious men and perform poojas to prevent the dream from coming true.

-When a coconut is broken in the temple, it should part in to two regular and equal halves and not break at tangent in to the eyes of the coconut. A decayed or rotten coconut foreshadows serious mishap to the devotee .

- After sneezing, people exclaim 'Shiva', 'Rama ' or 'Krishna'or whatever god they pray to.

- It is not good to give money to anyone after sunset.If anyone does that,all their money will go away from them.So,when the newspaper/current/mobile bill collector knocks after 6:00 PM,it is a waste of their time.And,it is strictly forbidden to lend needles or oil after 6:00PM.

- When faced with dilemma, instead of considering merits and demerits, villagers put colored flowers in a temple and see which colour falls first due to wind.The colour of the flower which falls first determines their action.

- Nothing should be started on a Tuesday.Wednesday is the best day for important ventures and is as 'good as gold'.

- When the first tooth of a child falls out the fallen tooth is carefully placed in a lump of cow dung, and thrown over roof in the belief that such action will hasten the re-growth of the child 's teeth. (this one is a sort of related to tooth fairies i suppose,but practiced by parents instead of children)

- It is a bad sign to place hands behind the head when trying to relax,since it can cause the death of parents.

- The sound of door hitting the wall should never be made by children,since it causes fights to happen between the parents.

- A lizard falling on head can cause death.

- The cawing of a crow in one's house foretells the coming of guests.

- If a lizard makes a sound when you make a statement, it shows that what you said is true.And if a bell rings or even if a mobile phone rings,its also considered that what is told is truth,or it will come true.

- If anyone kills a snake,he has to goto a snake nest found in most temples and place eggs and milk to prevent the snake from taking revenge.

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


Sounds more peaceful than stoning chicks that arent virgins like the bible preaches  Cheesy


The bible doesn't preach that Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #573 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:09pm
 
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:58pm:
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It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters


This is how one of the resident fruit loops would respond to that 'Ashley.'

"Interpretation, ~ I don't have a clue even though I just love quoting biblical texts, that's a fave of mine, but I really cannot answer anything after that."


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.
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Reply #574 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:14pm
 
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:09pm:
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:58pm:
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It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters


This is how one of the resident fruit loops would respond to that 'Ashley.'

"Interpretation, ~ I don't have a clue even though I just love quoting biblical texts, that's a fave of mine, but I really cannot answer anything after that."


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.


Dumb it down then.  That ought be easy for you.
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #575 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:16pm
 
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:08pm:
The bible doesn't preach that Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


How pedantic do we get to be?  Wink
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Re: When i became a Christian
Reply #576 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:22pm
 
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:14pm:
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:09pm:
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:58pm:
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It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters


This is how one of the resident fruit loops would respond to that 'Ashley.'

"Interpretation, ~ I don't have a clue even though I just love quoting biblical texts, that's a fave of mine, but I really cannot answer anything after that."


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.


Dumb it down then.  That ought be easy for you.


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.
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Reply #577 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:31pm
 
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:14pm:
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:09pm:
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:58pm:
Quote:
It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters


This is how one of the resident fruit loops would respond to that 'Ashley.'

"Interpretation, ~ I don't have a clue even though I just love quoting biblical texts, that's a fave of mine, but I really cannot answer anything after that."


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.


Dumb it down then.  That ought be easy for you.


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.


Interpretation......."I have no idea."
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Reply #578 - May 1st, 2016 at 8:37pm
 
GordyL wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:00pm:
Its time wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:56pm:
How many trips to bunnings did moses do with 6 4 trailer to build the ark  Cheesy?


Was Noah busy that day? Blody tradies.




Yes he was busy posting invitations to the animals  Cheesy
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Reply #579 - May 1st, 2016 at 9:12pm
 
All ye so called Christians of little faith -

repent
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for the end is nigh.

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Reply #580 - May 1st, 2016 at 9:40pm
 
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:31pm:
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:14pm:
Ashley wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 8:09pm:
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 7:58pm:
Quote:
It's above your comprehension best you stick to simple matters


This is how one of the resident fruit loops would respond to that 'Ashley.'

"Interpretation, ~ I don't have a clue even though I just love quoting biblical texts, that's a fave of mine, but I really cannot answer anything after that."


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.


Dumb it down then.  That ought be easy for you.


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.


Interpretation......."I have no idea."


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.
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Reply #581 - May 1st, 2016 at 9:41pm
 
Interpretation......."I have no idea."
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Reply #582 - May 1st, 2016 at 9:44pm
 
Aussie wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 9:41pm:
Interpretation......."I have no idea."


No it is simply above your comprehension, best you stick to simple matters.
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Reply #583 - May 1st, 2016 at 10:39pm
 
Bobby. wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 9:12pm:
All ye so called Christians of little faith -

repent
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for the end is nigh.



Been saying that for thousands of years , crap then , still crap now  Cheesy
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Reply #584 - May 1st, 2016 at 11:27pm
 
Its time wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 10:39pm:
Bobby. wrote on May 1st, 2016 at 9:12pm:
All ye so called Christians of little faith -

repent
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for the end is nigh.



Been saying that for thousands of years , crap then , still crap now  Cheesy


Man you are older than Methuselah.
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