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Thank Heavens Malcolm will save us from Shorty
May 5th, 2016 at 1:27pm
 
When you see what Snorten Shorten secretly wishes for, it is such a relief Commander Malcolm is leading the TRUTHFUL troops to vanquish the evil Socialists and save Australia.

Bill is so glad that he's a Lefty because he loves to get that warm, fuzzy feeling inside you must get from thinking you’re right.

Bill's secret wishes:-
I wish I could agree to opening the borders and letting anyone from anywhere into Australia.
I wish I could turn up and support the Aboriginal protests whenever anyone has tried to help them.
I wish I could never question Muslim leaders when terrorism runs riot.
I wish I could support gay marriage and spit on the traditions of the sacred union.
I wish I could abuse the Christian faith and never bat a eyelid when other religions do the same.
I wish I could praise multiculturalism and never blame it for crime and violence.
I wish I could be proud of the desal plant and never wonder why it wasn’t built elsewhere, saving billions.
I wish I could never question all the dud predictions made by the Greens.
I wish I could abuse people like Tony Abbott and Larry Pickering who dare question things.
I wish I could turn my back on the Anzacs and dishonour their legacy.
I wish I could agree with people who want us to criticise those who started this great Commonwealth rather than celebrate it.
I wish I could just do nothing but scream and shout at anyone who dares question me.
I wish I were brainwashed at a young age and could protest against anything that I was told to without really knowing what was going on.

To make all Bill's wishes come true just VOTE LABOR!!!! And, as a bonus, you will also get the dry rot Greenies.

And be prepared for the ISIS bombs going off in Australian railway stations and shopping centers just like Paris and Brussels. No doubt SHY and Triggsy will clap and cheer as each bomb goes off and claim success for their no borders policy!!!







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LARRY PICKERING Wed 4 May 2016 05:16:37 pm 636 COMMENTS

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Treasurer Morrison’s highly aspirational forecast for a reclaimed surplus by 2021-22 is predicated on a consistent 5 per cent GDP growth rate over multiple years. Well, you cannot get more aspirational than that, considering he is forecasting double the average GDP growth rate of OECD nations.

And Morrison’s aspiration seems more like dreaming when you consider China has recently registered its lowest growth rate in a quarter century.

The GDP Growth Rate in Australia averaged 0.87 per cent between 1959 and 2015, reaching a record high of 4.40 per cent in the first quarter of 1976 followed by an all time low of -2 per cent in the second quarter of a 1976 economic roller coaster that followed the dismissal of a disastrous FABIAN Socialist Whitlam who was so bad he had to be forcibly put down.

Multiple years of a forecast 5 per cent rate is sheer fantasy.

Would the Opposition point to this fantasy forecasting? Of course not, it may need to quote the same rubbery figures itself in future.

Shadow treasurer Bowen is highly excited only over Morrison stealing his tobacco policy with an over estimated dollar return by Bowen of double Treasury’s estimate.

If either side believes anyone is going to pay $60 or $70 bucks for a packet of fags they are dreaming. So tax receipts figures are equally rubbery.

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This budget was designed to get Turnbull to an election without the electorate tearing him to shreds but he is destined to lose all but five or six seats of Abbott’s record landslide victory anyway.

Five or six is a manageable majority that will allow him his Left mandate of a Republic and a form of carbon tax, something he hasn’t dared to mention since the coup and something he will get the Greens’ support for without a DD.

A Republic is starting to look an attractive option given recent events where a Leader can sweep his Party to a record election win only to be rolled mid-term by a perennial PM aspirant with Abbott’s hard won 90 seats to play with.

And Trump reckons the GOP is rigged!

So how safe is Turnbull now that the Coalition is polling lower than the ALP on 2PP... the very reason Turnbull gave for rolling Abbott?

...

Well, he’s very safe for now, but mid-term in the next Parliament may be a different story, after all we seem determined to change Prime Ministers every year on average without the electorate getting a say in it.
So those on the conservative side who hate the ground Turnbull walks on (and there are plenty of them) have something to look forward to.
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Re: Thank Heavens Malcolm will save us from Shorty
Reply #1 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:28pm
 

good tactic Juliar ... if you can't fault the policies he's announced, just make up policies he hasn't announced and fault them.

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #2 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:42pm
 
Why is it that Lefties and Greenies attack the poster instead of attacking the topic ?

Is it because it is just about impossible to find anything good to say about their Lefty anti-Australian Socialist heroes ?
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Reply #3 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:49pm
 
juliar wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:42pm:
Why is it that Lefties and Greenies attack the poster instead of attacking the topic ?

Is it because it is just about impossible to find anything good to say about their Lefty anti-Australian Socialists heroes ?


because the topic is a figment of the posters imagination  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #4 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:54pm
 
Malcolm and Mini Me for the worker!

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Reply #5 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:57pm
 
I think his front bench is hoping he will save them from himself!  Old Jules is just about carked out - or though she could be thinking of ways to get Mal to STFU

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Reply #6 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:57pm
 
Vic wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:54pm:
Malcolm and Mini Me for the worker!



Did you hear Ms Cash come out in support of those 457 workers that were rorted by their sponsor ?

No?

Me neither  Sad

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Reply #7 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:59pm
 
The Lefty Smithy seems to be stuck in the Lefty last resort of attacking the poster rut.

Well, when you support the unsupportable that lets you down at every turn, what else is left ?
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Re: Thank Heavens Malcolm will save us from Shorty
Reply #8 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:59pm
 
juliar wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:42pm:
Why is it that Lefties and Greenies attack the poster instead of attacking the topic ?

Is it because it is just about impossible to find anything good to say about their Lefty anti-Australian Socialists heroes ?


It's a Leftist thing......gang intimidation.....they've been indoctrinated into it the poor possums....

Like the CFMEU.....do as we say or we'll bash you....think what we say to think or we'll bash you....

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Reply #9 - May 5th, 2016 at 2:00pm
 
And, Thank Heavaes Malcolm thinks of all his own thought bubbles.   Living Cities is one that...oh...wait..

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Reply #10 - May 5th, 2016 at 2:02pm
 
Swagman wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:59pm:
juliar wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:42pm:
Why is it that Lefties and Greenies attack the poster instead of attacking the topic ?

Is it because it is just about impossible to find anything good to say about their Lefty anti-Australian Socialists heroes ?


It's a Leftist thing......gang intimidation.....they've been indoctrinated into it the poor possums....

Like the CFMEU.....do as we say or we'll bash you....think what we say to think or we'll bash you....

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/timbo2530/thugism.jpg



Lol Swag

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Reply #11 - May 5th, 2016 at 2:03pm
 

Smell the fear.

Love it   Grin
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Reply #12 - May 5th, 2016 at 2:05pm
 
And, Thank heavens Malcolm is increasing foreign aid by getting the Cayman Islands to assist

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Reply #13 - May 5th, 2016 at 2:05pm
 
When asked about mals interview this morning it was described as a train wreck without having to call the ambulance  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #14 - May 5th, 2016 at 2:07pm
 
Thank Heavens Mal is so compassionate to all on 'average' wages
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