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Re: Death by curry
Reply #15 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:03pm

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:40pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:29pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 12:34pm:

Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.

Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?

I don't think so. They have plenty of Curries in the UK too. Madras Curries, Bombay Curries, Curry Vindaloo, Alloo Chop.

But the only evidence of curry poisoning comes from this sinister Muselman, no doubt an inbred 81 percenter.

The evidence is all here, Gordy.

Ban them.

if they were a stock, I'd place a BUY order on the non-muzzie ones.

You can't, Gordy. It's impossible to tell them apart.

When we ban the Muselman, we'll need to ban all the Curries too - just in case.

Can't we just get the ones whose wives have a dot on their heads?

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #16 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:05pm

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:03pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:40pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:29pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 12:34pm:

Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.

Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?

I don't think so. They have plenty of Curries in the UK too. Madras Curries, Bombay Curries, Curry Vindaloo, Alloo Chop.

But the only evidence of curry poisoning comes from this sinister Muselman, no doubt an inbred 81 percenter.

The evidence is all here, Gordy.

Ban them.

if they were a stock, I'd place a BUY order on the non-muzzie ones.

You can't, Gordy. It's impossible to tell them apart.

When we ban the Muselman, we'll need to ban all the Curries too - just in case.

Can't we just get the ones whose wives have a dot on their heads?

They're cunning, Gordy. If you take the ones with the dots, they'll all get them.

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #17 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:06pm

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Because he's not racist, Gordy. JS probably slept with one once.

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #18 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #19 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:22pm

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

I know what you mean. I was doing some import and sales a few years ago. I was selling something with more demand than stock so my price was solid, I'd get Curries calling me then their curry mate would call and try for a discount and finally they'd turn up at my house and ask for a discount Cheesy

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #20 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:52pm

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #21 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:54pm

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.

Hey Karnal , have you ever indulged in a bowel exploding Harris Park curry?

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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: Death by curry Reply #22 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:57pm Do Muslims eat curry?
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Death by curry Reply #23 - May 10^th, 2016 at 3:58pm Neferti wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:57pm: Do Muslims eat curry? yeah, they do. I suppose it's halal though.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96233 Gender:	Re: Death by curry Reply #24 - May 10^th, 2016 at 4:49pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:54pm: Hey Karnal , have you ever indulged in a bowel exploding Harris Park curry? Never. I have, however, enjoyed a nice masala dosa at the Taj. Enjoy them.
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Re: Death by curry
Reply #25 - May 10^th, 2016 at 4:55pm

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 4:49pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:54pm:

Hey Karnal , have you ever indulged in a bowel exploding Harris Park curry?

Never. I have, however, enjoyed a nice masala dosa at the Taj.

Enjoy them.

I've had a couple of Curries in HP actually . I had a client who's brother owned a place there

I enjoy eating them but the stuff is like putting pollution into your body.

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #26 - May 10^th, 2016 at 4:59pm

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.

are they? damn!

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #27 - May 10^th, 2016 at 5:03pm

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:22pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

I know what you mean. I was doing some import and sales a few years ago. I was selling something with more demand than stock so my price was solid, I'd get Curries calling me then their curry mate would call and try for a discount and finally they'd turn up at my house and ask for a discount Cheesy

I had one ring me once to ask for a quote for some painting work .. I drove 40mins to get there and when i got there he wasn't interested in any painting (although his house desperately needed it). He just wanted to borrow a caulking gun to seal around a water damaged benchtop because he was too stingy to spend $5 at bunnings for one.

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #28 - May 10^th, 2016 at 5:03pm

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 4:59pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.

are they? damn!

No, you just have to say it. It means you're not racist.

Gordy even slept with one once - how could he possibly be racist?

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Re: Death by curry
Reply #29 - May 10^th, 2016 at 5:04pm

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 5:03pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 4:59pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10^th, 2016 at 11:24am:

A bit like Islam really.

does that make you curryphobic?

Only if that makes you a Curryapologist. Grin

I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Why not?

Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.

are they? damn!

No, you just have to say it. It means you're not racist.

Gordy even slept with one once - how could he possibly be racist?

Ahhh!

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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