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here is a laugh for the girls
May 13^th, 2016 at 5:34pm

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-t...

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”

do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. Grin

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75137 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #1 - May 13^th, 2016 at 5:37pm I'm surprised it fit in there to start with .... they sure it wasn't some kid?
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #2 - May 13^th, 2016 at 5:41pm I was wondering who would be the first to put their hand up.. as the firies said they had to use an axel grinder it get it off so that wouldnt be the actual thingy.. I wonder what the plan was... just sayin....
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 139411 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #3 - May 13^th, 2016 at 5:51pm Tool puts tool in tool.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #4 - May 13^th, 2016 at 5:52pm he may have got the idea from the toolshed..
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Its time Gold Member Offline Boot libs out Posts: 25639 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #5 - May 13^th, 2016 at 6:26pm Wtf is an axel grinder ?
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 139411 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #6 - May 13^th, 2016 at 6:33pm Its time wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:26pm: Wtf is an axel grinder ?
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Its time Gold Member Offline Boot libs out Posts: 25639 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #7 - May 13^th, 2016 at 6:38pm greggerypeccary wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:33pm: Its time wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:26pm: Wtf is an axel grinder ? https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-10-2013/t_l5bj.gif
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #8 - May 13^th, 2016 at 6:39pm yucko I think the real axle looks better....although I dont think I would want it too close to the crown jewels.. its good to see the concern...
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38853 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #9 - May 13^th, 2016 at 6:39pm angle grinder cods.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #10 - May 13^th, 2016 at 6:43pm I havent been visiting the boysroom for a while so I am behind in my toolshed tools... someone said they had to pour water on it to stop it getting hot... just saying what they said.
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85311 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #11 - May 13^th, 2016 at 6:59pm greggerypeccary wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:33pm: Its time wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:26pm: Wtf is an axel grinder ? https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-10-2013/t_l5bj.gif It's Ripley in Aliens driving the APC with a busted transaxle.
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Reply #12 - May 13^th, 2016 at 7:05pm

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:59pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:33pm:

Its time wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 6:26pm:

Wtf is an axel grinder ?

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-10-2013/t_l5bj.gif

It's Ripley in Aliens driving the APC with a busted transaxle.

Ease down ease down

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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5813 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #13 - May 13^th, 2016 at 7:11pm Hard to imagine what goes through some peoples' heads. Excuse the pun. Should I mention that the spanner looks a bit small?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38853 Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #14 - May 13^th, 2016 at 7:17pm Black Orchid wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 7:11pm: Hard to imagine what goes through some peoples' heads. Excuse the pun. Should I mention that the spanner looks a bit small? That is not the spanner.
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