Australian Politics Forum - here is a laugh for the girls

greggerypeccary

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 139530
Gender: male

Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Reply #15 - May 13^th, 2016 at 7:22pm

Black Orchid wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 7:11pm:

Hard to imagine what goes through some peoples' heads. Excuse the pun. Should I mention that the spanner looks a bit small?

The spanner in the article has not been cut with an angle grinder.

I'm hoping, for the sake of the poor guy, that the actual spanner was somewhat larger than a 22mm ring spanner.

Back to top

IP Logged

Svengali

Gold Member

Offline

Please don't thank me

Posts: 3474
Gender: male

Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Reply #16 - May 13^th, 2016 at 7:47pm

cods wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 5:34pm:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-t...

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”

do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. Grin

Hammer, Unsubrocky, ian and innocentbystander are the usual suspects. Aquascoot if a horse was involved.

Back to top

We first fought the heathens in the name of religion, then Communism, and now in the name of drugs and terrorism. Our excuses for global domination always change.
Serj Tankian

IP Logged

GordyL

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 4365
Hate Town
Gender: male

Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Reply #17 - May 13^th, 2016 at 7:50pm

Svengali wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 7:47pm:

cods wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 5:34pm:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-t...

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”

do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. Grin

Hammer, Unsubrocky, ian and innocentbystander are the usual suspects. Aquascoot if a horse was involved.

And you if a young boy is involved?

Back to top

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!

IP Logged

Svengali

Gold Member

Offline

Please don't thank me

Posts: 3474
Gender: male

Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Reply #18 - May 13^th, 2016 at 7:54pm

GordyL wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 7:50pm:

Svengali wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 7:47pm:

cods wrote on May 13^th, 2016 at 5:34pm:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-t...

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”

do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. Grin

Hammer, Unsubrocky, ian and innocentbystander are the usual suspects. Aquascoot if a horse was involved.

And you if a young boy is involved?

Pederasty. Apologies for omitting you GordyL. Thanks for confessing.

Back to top

We first fought the heathens in the name of religion, then Communism, and now in the name of drugs and terrorism. Our excuses for global domination always change.
Serj Tankian

IP Logged

Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16142 Central Coast Gender:	Re: here is a laugh for the girls Reply #19 - May 13^th, 2016 at 8:10pm Muzzos get theirs stuck in the eye of a needle. Its about the only thing small enough to get their tiny little things caught in.
Back to top	I HAVE A DREAM A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM. A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM. SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU IP Logged