Can you believe what a dope this twit is.

He said if all the people in the Gay Club massacre were armed it would have been a better outcome

Can you imagine a few hundred half drunk patrons in a nightclub all armed with their Glocks and suddenly gunfire breaks out.

Who would know who was the perp?

There would be bullets flying an all directions at anyone holding a gun FFS

Trump is as mad as a two bob watch!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 10:48am:


I think he meant that had the perp known he was facing an armed 300 or so people, the likelihood is that the massacre would never have happened.

Same with climbing in through a window as a burglar.

No one of over 300 people had a gun to fire back with.

Fish in a barrel.

John Smith wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:01am:


Guess what the next batch of gay patrons are going to take to the club as security?

You lefties better get used to him because he is going to become the next president. That's what happens when you s h i t on the white middle class majority. The same thing is happening right through the western world.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:05am:


So you admire him I take it?

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 10:53am:


That in theory sounds OK Herb,

but I think John is correct also in raising the issue of drunk nightclub patrons armed in every nightclub in USA,

My tip is there would be a massive rise in gun deaths as a result.

tickleandrose wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:11am:


I actually fear for world peace in general if this nutcase gets elected.

I realise once they get into office the realities are really brought home to the new president of what you can and cant do, but this maverick is another story!

Maybe a trip to Dallas in an open top car as John suggested!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:18am:

World peace?? Obama is been president through most of America's longest running war.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:22am:


War!

Hardly a war!

Minor skirmishes compared to what could happen with this dope having his finger on the missile buttons!

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:26am:


Well maybe but he can still set it up for Putin who is getting cockier by the day.

Bad mouthing all countries in the world even allies

Trump is talking about making all the allies pay more towards defence (which is not necessarily bad), read into that less troops in Europe , less missiles pointing at Vlad.

NATO is practically useless without significant upgrades,

Far too few USA troops stationed in Europe these days, no longer 100's thousands,

Russian could be over the borders of the old soviet countries in a day or so, NATO has no quick response

Dont kid yourself Vlad is aiming to restore the old Soviet Union.

He showed the USA how its done in Syria, no fart arsing around like the yanks!


"We'll all be doomed cried Hanrahan!"

If Russia wasn't been constantly cornered and provoked by a belligerent US dominated NATO, do you think that would have a positive or negative effect on their perceived aggression?

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:53am:


Is there a third option, other than endlessly poking and prodding the bear, and laying down like a lamb?

If I came across a bear, I wouldn't pick either of those options.  I'd keep my distance.  What would you do?

... wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:57am:


Poking and prodding BS!

NATO is far smaller militarily these days than ever!

NATO even removed some missiles from countries close to Russia trying to appease them all that did was embolden them.

NATO is not buzzing Russian ships with  military jets!

Russia was the one flying jets into Turkey, Turkey (NATO) did the right thing and shot the bastard down!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 12:09pm:


I think you're wilfully blind to reality, and making up stories to justify your hatred. 

The only one of those statements that is true, is about turkey shooting down a plane, which was seen around the world as yet another provocation.

Trump is the only candidate to endorse diplomacy, yet somehow this has become "crazy".  Can you Explain why you see it as crazy to try diplomacy rather Than force?  Do you want to see another war?

Quote:


He is CRAZY one only has to listen to his irrational statements

I dont believe he is endorsing diplomacy at all. He is placing all the free western world at risk by wanting to downgrade USA capabilities.

Especially risky with China also starting to thrust its chest out in the South China Sea!

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Marla wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 12:33pm:


Means he is crazy!

Here are a few other good Aussie ones for you to use at University to confuse your mates

Silly as an arse full of Smarties

http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/allmenareliars/archives/2007/05/silly_as_an... 

If you've been a regular reader of this humble blog, you'll know I'm a big fan of slang and have been doing my part to stir the coals of our language; bringing you new and also sometimes forgotten terms such as brasco (toilet), snot (fight), tap (have sex with), spade (chat-up), munted (under the influence of drugs or alcohol) and stroppy (ill-tempered or belligerent).

A while ago I got around to seeing the film Kenny, and if you've also caught it, you'll know one of the great joys of the movie is the title character's exacting use of slang, including my personal favourite, "silly as an arse full of Smarties."

Australians have no monopoly on slang - the Americans, French, English, Irish and Scots have more ridiculous turns of phrase than you can poke a burnt stick at - but we do have a certain understated skill (and obsession with orifices) that has given us such gems as "fits like a thumb in a bum" and "busier than a blue-arse fly" and "like sh---ing out a rocking chair".

Today, I'd like to share with you a couple of my favourite Australian expressions in the hope you'll add some of your own ...

Blow a dog off a chain (windy).

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes/jar full of monkey's arseholes (extremely unattractive).

Rough as hessian underpants (unattractive or tastes bad).

Head like a smashed crab/dropped pie/slapped arse/chewed Mintie/burnt thong/sucked mango/mile of unpaved road/bashed in sh-- tin (unattractive).

Beat you like a red headed step child (a friendly challenge).

Busier than a blue-arsed fly/cat burying sh-- (a lot to do).

Turn on you like a ballerina in a jewellery box (untrustworthy).

Scarce as rocking horse sh-- (rare).

Come a gutser (have an accident/make a mistake).

Like shitting out a rocking chair (problematic, exhausting or painful).

Off like a bride's nightie (to leave quickly).

Fits like a bum in a bucket/thumb in a bum (a good match, tight fit).

Full as two Mudgee mailbags/a private school hat rack/a public school/a fat man's undies/fairy's phonebook/a goog (replete).

Silly as an arse full of Smarties/two bob watch (stupid or crazy).

Awning over a toy shop (a beer gut).

Flash as a rat with a gold tooth/journo with a gold pen (dressed up).

There's thousands more out there, some better known than others, so feel free to share and try to keep it clean, gentle readers.

What's your favourite Aussie saying?

issuevoter wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 12:42pm:



That is the feeling I get, but I cant see how they can stop him.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:20am:


Hmm, sorry to burst your bubble, but both Hillary and Trump is not going to be your savior.  All of the presidents, past and present are bound by the congress.    This is exactly why things like Obama care took so long to pass.   This system prevents a tyrant been elected.   So, Trump wants to stop ALL muslim going in and out of USA?  Good luck with that, unless he can amend the patriots Act.   Want to build a multi billion dollar wall on the border  Mexico, and then bill Mexico?  Good luck with that either, when the US is nearly broke with debt.

Marla wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 12:47pm:
Some aussie young males speak like this. Most people in Australia  speak very normal English.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:02pm:
A bob is a shilling doofus. A 2 shilling watch. Tell me when you could buy a watch for 20 cents.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:07pm:


The shilling was replaced by the ten cent piece.

Two shillings = two ten cent pieces.

Two ten cent pieces = twenty cents.

Year 9 maths, innit?

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Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:18pm:


Correct.

What makes you think I'm disagreeing with you, Homo?

Did you even bother to read my post?

Even a 17 year old kid with Aspergers would understand what I was saying.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:25pm:


That's correct.

The modern day version is twenty cents, though.

Do you think Marla would have related better to 'shillings', or 'cents'?

Hmmm?

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:30pm:
Maybe you should  put your anglo/celtic prejudice to one side and  learn more about Australian white history. You don't even know what a common Australian saying means. How alarming. If it involved reffos and gays you'd know it.

Karnal wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:45pm:



US Air Force.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:34pm:


Really?

Well how come I posted this , in reply to Marla:

"Unpredictable; foolish and absurd".


Explain yourself, Homo.

Do you have a different interpretation?

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:50pm:
You were wr..... you were wron................ DAMN IT!!!

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:52pm:


I was 100% correct:

"silly (or mad or crazy) as a two-bob watch = Unpredictable; foolish and absurd".

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/silly-or-mad-or-crazy-as-a-two-bob-watch Link

Word for word.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 1:57pm:



... "Unpredictable; foolish and absurd".

Even a 17 year old with Aspergers would understand that, Homo.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 2:10pm:


You're carrying on like a two bob watch, Homo.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2016 at 11:05am:


That's what happens when you s h i t on the white middle class majority.


You get a nutso leader ?

I don't see the correlation.

The Australian accent is 'sexy'?  Now that's a first.

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2016 at 10:50am:



Unfortunately I do, but it's a lot less 'plummy' than it used to be.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2016 at 11:44am:


Thats OK I am married into an English family, funny thing is my mother in law went back for a visit a few years ago and she reckoned the relos reckoned she talked funny, didnt sound like a Pomme or an Aussie!

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2016 at 11:50am:


You seem to have that on your mind a lot!

Not another Bernardi are you?

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2016 at 11:49am:


That's what I've heard too.