Marla wrote on Aug 11
th, 2016 at 7:26am:
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 10
th, 2016 at 9:00pm:
Good luck with your dyslexia.
Shut up, Herbie.
Marla! My favourite bitch. I love the fact that you're American. I never met any Americans when I was living in the UK, and in all my years in Australia I haven't met a single, solitary American, and yet all my life - even going back to my China years - have been spent watching and listening to American actors and actresses on the screen.
Oh, I tell a lie. I've just remembered.
When I was around 7 years old at school in Hong Kong I was absolutely mezmerized by this beautiful American girl with loooong hair who sat at a desk on the other side of the aisle. I don't know what was going on in my 7-year old mind, but one day she turned to me and said ...
"Why are you always staring at me?!" Previous to this she had been totally ignoring me.
I said nothing, but turned a bright red and didn't dare look at her again.
Marla = alarM
Be alarMed whenever Marla arrives to put in her two dimes worth.
Jus' sayin'.