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Sep 24th, 2016 at 2:25am
 


Pseudo-left feminism at its worst. Tell me, where was Hillary when ol' Billy Bob was boning any female with a pulse during his White House heyday?

Oh, I see. It perfectly fine to exploit women when those women are the victims of somebody that is not a Clinton.

3/4 of the women in that god damn ad are too young to vote anyway. Absolutely disgusting.
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Reply #1 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 5:30am
 
Pointing out the historical faults of your opponent and fitting them into a 30-second advert is not going to win you favour among the voters, Mrs C.

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Reply #2 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 8:25am
 
I know its crude lewd and disgusting however Clinton expects to get elected simply by having a vagina.
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Reply #3 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 8:41am
 
Marla on the rampage again.

Do we detect a note of mounting hysteria in her posts as she becomes more acutely aware of the fact that Trump now has a very real chance of pulling off his bid for the presidency?

Has Marla thought of migrating to Australia to become a jillaroo so she can leave all this US politicking behind her?

Bogey and my good self will greet her at the airport with a stuffed toy koala bear, a boomerang, a jar of Vegemite, a Footy jersey, and a Muslim taxi driver called Mohammed who we'll pay to touch her up on the trip into town.

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Reply #4 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 9:00am
 
What? No kangaroo? Forget it.


What the hell is a "jillaroo?"

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Reply #5 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 9:32am
 
A Jillaroo is the female equivalent to a Jackeroo
You do the work at a pastoral station
In the outback somewhere
Chase cows etc
Send a pic if you are half decent I could find a position for you
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Reply #6 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 9:39am
 
Marla wrote on Sep 24th, 2016 at 9:00am:
What? No kangaroo? Forget it.


What the hell is a "jillaroo?"



Sh!t! I forgot the goddamn soft-toy kangaroo. My very great apologies, Marla. You can cuddle me or Bogey instead - whichever of us you judge has the most 'bounce'.

(Yes, I know - I'm not funny, Herbert).

A jillaroo ... I had to look it up myself just to be sure. A female cowgirl on a cattle ranch - in American terms. Sounds like fun if you like riding horses, and lots of beefy bachelor studs waiting for you out there if you should lose your appetite for tacos.



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Reply #7 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 9:42am
 
miketrees wrote on Sep 24th, 2016 at 9:32am:
A Jillaroo is the female equivalent to a Jackeroo
You do the work at a pastoral station
In the outback somewhere
Chase cows etc
Send a pic if you are half decent I could find a position for you


Yeah, and for god sake keep the bong out of sight of the camera lens.
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Reply #8 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:33am
 
Is "bong" a euphemism the young ones use these days for something else?
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Reply #9 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:34am
 
Might prove to be interesting.

...

As long as there are no Texuuns involved.
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Reply #10 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:39am
 
We can't promise you no Texuuns, but I haven't seen this particular 'celebrity' Texan for quite awhile now in Australia.


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Well you would need a bit sturdier clothing that that.

Cattle people are a special breed, or perhaps inbreed.

They seem to love the lifestyle however.

(Goes to find pic of real Jillaroo)

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Reply #12 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:42am
 
Marla wrote on Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:34am:
Might prove to be interesting.


Don't forget the Aerogard.
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Reply #13 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:42am
 
http://outbackcareers.com.au/for-job-seekers/career-descriptions/jillaroojackaroostationhand/
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Reply #14 - Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:49am
 
miketrees wrote on Sep 24th, 2016 at 10:41am:
Well you would need a bit sturdier clothing that that.

Cattle people are a special breed, or perhaps inbreed.

They seem to love the lifestyle however.

(Goes to find pic of real Jillaroo)




I have a pair of field boots which would be useless for cattle work.
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