"Email scandal" my fat American ass.
What have they
revealed thus far? That Billy and his brain dead wife massed fortunes by being corporate/bank whores as they were pimped and recruited to siphon millions into these bullshit "for-profit" fronts and enterprises?
My, what a surprise!
So a bunch of Wall Street capitalist monkey douche snots consulted a firm calling themselves Teneo to recruit more douche snot capitalist whore corporate bankers to pony up massive donations to the
Clinton Foundation while fleecing them to provide "lucrative speaking fees" to hear mumbled bullshit mish-mash right out of the mouth of Billy Boy former president you know, in the six-figure range.
Oh my. Scandal, indeed.
So as evil and corrupt as capitalism truly is, along came Dow Chemical raised money for the Clinton Foundation with other blue chip/top-tier corporations like Coca-a-smacking-Cola that were all clients of Teneo. All the time pressuring those same donors to provide a rather impressive personal income to Billy Boy himself.
And just like that, six-figures for the flow of funds went right into the pockets of Bill Clinton, no questions asked.
Oh, and let's not forget how this darling, Chelsea who, as luck would have it, married a corrupt capitalist pig hedge fund executive Marc Mezvinsky back in 2010, after working on Wall Street of course and soon became a board member if not
the board member of the Clinton Foundation.
Just like that.
Problem was, Marc seemed to have a serious gripe with Douglas Band (another capitalist pig) which in turn led darling Chelsea to flat out accuse Band and his business butt buddy, Declan Kelly, of "profiting personally from Band’s longstanding connection with her father" claiming he was Billy Boy's personal aide, who traveled with him everywhere.
So as corrupt capitalists pigs will be corrupt capitalist pigs, Band drafted a memo to the Simpson Thacher law firm which had been called in to conduct an internal review of the Clinton Foundation’s operations.
Oh no!
Of course, this was all just another bullshit capitalist ploy in an effort to refute the charge of profiteering. Band eventually turned his back on Billy Boy bitching all the time that Billy Boy had made far more money on his own account than Band or Teneo. Now, is that smacking interesting or what?
Then came UBS Wealth Management with its "clown buggerer" CEO Bob McCann who was incidentally a long time client of Declan Kelly, Band’s butt buddy partner. Band told the Washington Post that Kelly “introduced 'clownbuggerer' McCann to Billy Boy at an American/Ireland Fund event."
clown buggerersKelly asked "clown buggerer" McCann to "give" the Foundation, (which he did) under some bullshit capitalist move "Clinton Economic Opportunity Initiative." Mr. Kelly also encouraged Mr. McCann to invite President Clinton to give several paid speeches at a hefty fee -which he did.
So the cown buggerer at UBS paid Clinton
@$2 million in speech fees between 2011 and 2015, frequently pairing him with his Republican successor, former president George W. Bush.
But...but..buuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
Those same clown buggerers at UBS
paid Hillary Clinton $225,000 for a 2013
for a single speech.Corrupt, lucrative, secretive relationships were brokered by Band with the Laureate International Universities which as Google claims is the "largest for-profit chain of private colleges worldwide." Laureate paid Billy Bob
@$3.5 million a year for advice and to serve as their Honorary Bullshit Artist then it ever donated to the Clinton Foundation.
When all was said and done the amounts Billy Bob and his brain dead wife was more than
$50 million in for-profit activity; and
$66 million in future contracts should the Clintons choose to continue with their bullshit.
So you see, no scandal. Just another day at the office of capitalism.