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Reply #15 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

John Smith wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:49pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:49pm:

I thought the tits were filling out as well!

preggers?

I dunno but she has a really fat bum.
She used to be pretty 2 years ago.

She's been in the good paddock

She's gunna end up a huge fatty.
She better get married now before no one wants her.

She's worth zillions Bobby. I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh.

I was amazed how well she danced, however, as was the entire USA.

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Reply #16 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:42pm

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

John Smith wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:49pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:49pm:

I thought the tits were filling out as well!

preggers?

I dunno but she has a really fat bum.
She used to be pretty 2 years ago.

She's been in the good paddock

She's gunna end up a huge fatty.
She better get married now before no one wants her.

I reckon she's in the middle of one of those weight loss challenge shows.

They actually start with thin people, feed them up and film the scenes in reverse order as their shown.

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Johnnie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12485 Gender:	Re: Bad News for Herbie Reply #17 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:47pm Very few women come back from descending into fatness, especially those who can afford unlimited cream buns.
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Re: Bad News for Herbie
Reply #18 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:49pm

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

John Smith wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:49pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:49pm:

I thought the tits were filling out as well!

preggers?

I dunno but she has a really fat bum.
She used to be pretty 2 years ago.

She's been in the good paddock

She's gunna end up a huge fatty.
She better get married now before no one wants her.

She's worth zillions Bobby. I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh.

I was amazed how well she danced, however, as was the entire USA.

Not anymore.
Latin dancers have to be thin:

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Unforgiven Gold Member Offline I have sinned Posts: 8879 Gender:	Re: Bad News for Herbie Reply #19 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:51pm Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm: I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh. As long as she still fits inside Herr Bert's head.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20799 Gordon Gender:	Re: Bad News for Herbie Reply #20 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:52pm Johnnie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:47pm: Very few women come back from descending into fatness, especially those who can afford unlimited cream buns. That Gina fattyboombah even bought herself a feed lot.
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Johnnie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12485 Gender:	Re: Bad News for Herbie Reply #21 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:54pm Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:52pm: Johnnie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:47pm: Very few women come back from descending into fatness, especially those who can afford unlimited cream buns. That Gina fattyboombah even bought herself a feed lot. Yeah a mighty damn big one.
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Johnnie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12485 Gender:	Re: Bad News for Herbie Reply #22 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 7:06pm Gina owes this country, digging up my future generations of wealth and leaving them with dusty baron holes in the ground. No value added stuff going on, one guy on an excavator, a train driver and the guy down the jetty.
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Reply #23 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:03pm

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

She's gunna end up a huge fatty.
She better get married now before no one wants her.

I think you might be right.

Once she drops the Australian average of 1.9 babies per family, she'll ditch the fellow as extraneous to her requirements - and go back to mamma who will take on the role of baby-sitter for both of them.

In 10 years from then there'll be a '60 Minutes' piece on Bindi - on the theme of 'Then ... and Now' - for which a bloated Bindi will be paid something in the region of $100,000.

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Reply #24 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:11pm

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm:

She's worth zillions Bobby. I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh.

I'm really surprised how many of you Aussies have been revealing yourselves to be latent homosexuals.

I'm quite serious about this.

Why you want your girls to look like 14 year old boys can only be explained by certain closet desires.

It's womanly to have a set of hips and a pair of nicely filled-out thighs. It's a little something called 'shape'.

I'm not surprised that Australia is known internationally as a nation of queers.

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Reply #25 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:13pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:03pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

She's gunna end up a huge fatty.
She better get married now before no one wants her.

I think you might be right.

Once she drops the Australian average of 1.9 babies per family, she'll ditch the fellow as extraneous to her requirements - and go back to mamma who will take on the role of baby-sitter for both of them.

In 10 years from then there'll be a '60 Minutes' piece on Bindi - on the theme of 'Then ... and Now' - for which a bloated Bindi will be paid something in the region of $100,000.

I think you might be right.

Plus, "Bindi's Little Brother's Tragic Decline After Drug Addiction, on ACA tonight".

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Reply #26 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:19pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:13pm:

I think you might be right.

Plus, "Bindi's Little Brother's Tragic Decline After Drug Addiction, on ACA tonight".

He had to go to America to have that Village Idiot hair-cut changed for something more suitable. They probably told him he looked the part for 'Dumb and Dumber', but for all the years he was in Australia nobody thought anything of it.

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Re: Bad News for Herbie
Reply #27 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:35pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:11pm:

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm:

She's worth zillions Bobby. I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh.

I'm really surprised how many of you Aussies have been revealing yourselves to be latent homosexuals.

I'm quite serious about this.

Why you want your girls to look like 14 year old boys can only be explained by certain closet desires.

It's womanly to have a set of hips and a pair of nicely filled-out thighs. It's a little something called 'shape'.

I'm not surprised that Australia is known internationally as a nation of queers.

Herby,
there's a difference between a nice arse & a barn door.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75280 Gender:	Re: Bad News for Herbie Reply #28 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:40pm Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm: She's worth zillions Bobby then why is she shopping at fantastic furniture and target?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38867 Gender:	Re: Bad News for Herbie Reply #29 - Dec 14^th, 2016 at 9:35pm John Smith wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:40pm: Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm: She's worth zillions Bobby then why is she shopping at fantastic furniture and target? Dunno, maybe he was doing the shopping, being a bloke with bones out of his arse. Who cares?
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