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Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Jan 26^th, 2017 at 6:40am

Australia Day is a facist plot. We need a new national holiday:

Happy Civilisation Day!!!!!

No. . . . that won't work either. Too many supermarket-fed, middle-left, new-age, wifi connected atruists who condemn colonialism and the way it led to their present standard of living.

Lets celebrate how wonderful indigenous life was without Medicare, public transport, public education, clothing, or soap. Go knock your girlfriend's front teeth out; a wedding ring is just another symbol of European imperialism.

F35s? Don't need 'em. We can defend our humpies the indigenous way. Just point the bone, and it'll hit em like a sci-fi death ray. They musta' had it pointing the wrong way back in 1788.

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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16520 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!! Reply #1 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go?
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Reply #2 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #3 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #4 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:39pm

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

And unforgiven wrote a silly comment detailing how little you know about how harsh the first fleet had it.

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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16520 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!! Reply #5 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:51pm Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm: Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger? Does the thought of that make you blue da ba dee da ba doo?
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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #6 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:55pm

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

How'd the carpet snake do? I hope you didn't leave her alone while you were out frolicking.

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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #7 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:59pm

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

In the last 24hrs you've enquired about my poop, my pee and my body shape. If you're so curious about me why not just take me up on my standing offer to meet at the Nth Bondi workout court, 6am.

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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #8 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:03pm

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:55pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

How'd the carpet snake do? I hope you didn't leave her alone while you were out frolicking.

I have no idea what to call it now.
From certain angles it looks a bit like the rosetta asteroid.
I wont verbalise that one until it's all out

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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #9 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:09pm

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:59pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

In the last 24hrs you've enquired about my poop, my pee and my body shape. If you're so curious about me why not just take me up on my standing offer to meet at the Nth Bondi workout court, 6am.

If you don't mind and want to pay for my Sydney holiday, I'll be his second. We could drink some piss and give each other a good flogging. Could be more fun! Probably not what you want but more invigorating and and and I'll go easy on ya! Grin

I'm more likely to keep my word too.

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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #10 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:11pm

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:09pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:59pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

In the last 24hrs you've enquired about my poop, my pee and my body shape. If you're so curious about me why not just take me up on my standing offer to meet at the Nth Bondi workout court, 6am.

If you don't mind and want to pay for my Sydney holiday, I'll be his second. We could drink some piss and give each other a good flogging. Could be more fun! Probably not what you want but more invigorating and and and I'll go easy on ya! Grin

Meh.....no grog until March in sympathy for...

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Re: Happy Civilisation Day!!!
Reply #11 - Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:13pm

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:03pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:55pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn

How'd the carpet snake do? I hope you didn't leave her alone while you were out frolicking.

I have no idea what to call it now.
From certain angles it looks a bit like the rosetta asteroid.
I wont verbalise that one until it's all out

When it's all out, it's over. Cry

No more jokes.

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