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Lord Herbert

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I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Jan 28^th, 2017 at 11:36am

He's one of those notorious 'Ugly Americans' who used to be a stereotype often bandied about in the press, and he's in desperate need of having a professional ethicist groom him out of his crude and crass ways.

First up - like Paul Keating - he should be keeping his hands to himself when escorting a foreign national leader around his offices.

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issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #1 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 1:03pm Trouble is, Herb, he wouldn't listen to you.
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 21611 A cat with a view	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #2 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 1:23pm herbert, I'm sure that at this time Donald Trump has wanna-be-advisors coming out of his ears ! herbert, Why don't you go and try to advise Hillary! as per..... "Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan." - John F. Kennedy
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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #3 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 1:28pm issuevoter wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 1:03pm: Trouble is, Herb, he wouldn't listen to you. You haven't seen me in full flight. American Pit Bull Terriers tuck their tails in to cover their family jewels before scattering to find dark hiding places. (Good one, Yadda!)
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Brian Ross Gold Member Offline Representative of me Posts: 40938	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #4 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 3:39pm You know, Herbie, I too wish you were on of Trump's advisors. 1. It couldn't be any worse than the ones he already has. 2. It would remove you from here.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #5 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 4:17pm I thought he may have had coaching lessons on how to deal with women from you herb... how to speak to them or about them..... that is unless he wants to spend his life on the couch.. so to speak.
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Lord Herbert

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Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Reply #6 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:18pm

cods wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 4:17pm:

I thought he may have had coaching lessons on how to deal with women from you herb...

how to speak to them or about them..... Roll Eyes

that is unless he wants to spend his life on the couch.. so to speak.

So far as women are concerned the guy is a pig. I never once in my life spoke of women in the terms that he did.

Softly, softly catchee monkey - and it's the same with women.

You don't 'grab' anything. You wait until THEY grab YOU in the lift going up to your private rooms from the hotel bar ....... Cool

... if youse get my drift .... Tongue

Women are voracious creatures like female spiders once your man-bulge catches their fevered attention under the glow of a full moon ..

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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5808 Gender:	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #7 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:21pm Oh boy!!! Man bulge = wallet?
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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #8 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:29pm Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:21pm: Oh boy!!! Man bulge = wallet? What are YOU doing here, lurking in the shadows?! But I think you've just 'owned' me! Wallet! Yes! I was thinking along the lines of "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Reply #9 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:31pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:29pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:21pm:

Oh boy!!!

Man bulge = wallet?

What are YOU doing here, lurking in the shadows?!

But I think you've just 'owned' me! Wallet! Yes! I was thinking along the lines of "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

Do you fill it with newspaper? Grin

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38527 Gender:	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #10 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:36pm Is it possible that it could get any more cheap, trite, hackneyed, over-done and sleazy, really?
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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5808 Gender:	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #11 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:38pm Sure. Just click on Relationships
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38527 Gender:	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #12 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:39pm Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:38pm: Sure. Just click on Relationships You will not find that school boy cheap crap there.
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Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Reply #13 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 6:10pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:18pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 4:17pm:

I thought he may have had coaching lessons on how to deal with women from you herb...

how to speak to them or about them..... Roll Eyes

that is unless he wants to spend his life on the couch.. so to speak.

So far as women are concerned the guy is a pig. I never once in my life spoke of women in the terms that he did.

Softly, softly catchee monkey - and it's the same with women.

You don't 'grab' anything. You wait until THEY grab YOU in the lift going up to your private rooms from the hotel bar ....... Cool

... if youse get my drift .... Tongue

Women are voracious creatures like female spiders once your man-bulge catches their fevered attention under the glow of a full moon ..

you sound as if you have spent you entire life in lifts fending off amorous women...lolol half your luck...

I bet your read Mills and Boon...and see yourself as the HERO..... you and grap should get together..in a nice way of course.

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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors. Reply #14 - Jan 28^th, 2017 at 6:12pm Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28^th, 2017 at 5:38pm: Sure. Just click on Relationships B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv.. cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. come on fez up.....
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