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I'm thinking about a career move
Jan 31^st, 2017 at 6:14am

Actually I'm retired, but if I had to choose a new career I would opt to be . . .wait for it . . .a RoboBarista.

Its the coming new guaranteed employment.
Go to the Cafe X in San Francisco and be served perfect coffee by a steady hand . . .actually a metal claw.

I wonder will they put skirts on some of them or would the feminists (or whatever they're called now) get upset.

If you want to get into the economics go to the Wall St Journal.

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buzzanddidj Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 14213 Eganstown, via Daylesford, VIC Gender:	Re: I'm thinking about a career move Reply #1 - Jan 31^st, 2017 at 7:29am bogarde73 wrote on Jan 31^st, 2017 at 6:14am: ... if I had to choose a new career I would opt to be . . .wait for it . . .a RoboBarista. . . .actually a metal claw. A few new avatar suggestions, for you
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miketrees Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6490 Gender:	Re: I'm thinking about a career move Reply #2 - Jan 31^st, 2017 at 7:31am Robocoff?
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Its time Gold Member Offline Boot libs out Posts: 25639 Gender:	Re: I'm thinking about a career move Reply #3 - Jan 31^st, 2017 at 9:08am How will this affect the Libs 21st century economy of everybody selling coffee to each other
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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: I'm thinking about a career move Reply #4 - Feb 1^st, 2017 at 7:13am Another possible job is as a RoboFruitpicker on a fruit packing assembly line. They give you a nice anthropomorphic Soma hand (Soft Manipulation) and your work will never exhaust.you.
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85213 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: I'm thinking about a career move Reply #5 - Feb 1^st, 2017 at 7:45am miketrees wrote on Jan 31^st, 2017 at 7:31am: Robocoff? That's in the medical field when they replace doctors with robots and they ask you to cough... when they do that these days I usually reach for my wallet....
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Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Reply #6 - Feb 1^st, 2017 at 7:51am

bogarde73 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2017 at 7:13am:

Another possible job is as a RoboFruitpicker on a fruit packing assembly line.
They give you a nice anthropomorphic Soma hand (Soft Manipulation) and your work will never exhaust.you.

Then they'll wonder why nobody has the cash to buy their fruit.... oh, well... what 'economists' these days and political hacks need to get their robominds around is the simple reality that an Economy involves FLOW-ON of cash and economic activity - not trickle-down.... Harry Bloggs buys a pair of pears and the fruit market spends part of the profit on a coffee, then orders more pears to fill the spot..... Bill Grower spends part of his profit on fertiliser.... grows more pears.... and so it goes on and on... the fertiliser factory pays Jim Guanoman to load bags of... you know.... and Jim goes out and buys a coffee at lunch time .. the coffee shop owner Luigi Grinda buys a pear or two.....

If Harry can't afford a pair of pears, or even a single pear .....no deal...

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Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Reply #7 - Feb 3^rd, 2017 at 10:46am

bogarde73 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2017 at 7:13am:

Another possible job is as a RoboFruitpicker on a fruit packing assembly line.
They give you a nice anthropomorphic Soma hand (Soft Manipulation) and your work will never exhaust.you.

What about robopolitician.

Makes stupid comments all day.
Claims for immoral travel (within the rules of course)
Retire after 10 years
Never do anything yseful.

Or perhaps a robo senior public servant

Similar to the politician, just takes bigger bribes
Looks out the window all day instead of just the afternoon
Wastes money with gay abandon

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Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Reply #8 - Feb 3^rd, 2017 at 11:06am

bogarde73 wrote on Jan 31^st, 2017 at 6:14am:

Actually I'm retired, but if I had to choose a new career I would opt to be . . .wait for it . . .a RoboBarista.

Its the coming new guaranteed employment.
Go to the Cafe X in San Francisco and be served perfect coffee by a steady hand . . .actually a metal claw.

I wonder will they put skirts on some of them or would the feminists (or whatever they're called now) get upset.

The feminists wouldn't complain if you put them in burqas.

They would look like Daleks then.

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