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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Jokes at Twumps expense Feb 10^th, 2017 at 12:43am Thugs fingers are so short it is reported he has to hire someone to pick his nose..
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Raven Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2981 Around	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #1 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 1:34am Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do bigoted white men have? The Trump card.
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16618 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #2 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 1:56am I got told a good one today, I can't remember it so I'll make it up. A child molester a liar and a narcissist walked into a pub, the barman said good evening Mr Trump. Edit: Yes I know this draws close to my line for a kick, artistic license.
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Reply #3 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 8:19am

heh heh heh heh

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.
Q. What's Lewinsky's favorite bird? A. The swallow
Q: What do Monica Lewinski and a soda machine have in common? A: They both say insert bill here!
Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None, they are to busy screwing the President.
Q. Why did Clinton cross the road? A. To get to the intern on the other side, of course
Q: Why did Clinton bomb Iraq? A: After Monica, he figured he was getting good at bringing people to their knees

hey wait.. theres more...

Anthony Weiner was involved in a three-way car accident over the weekend. One embarrassing moment when someone took out their cell phone camera to take photos of the damage and out of force of habit, he unzipped his fly." –Jay Leno

"According to a new poll, over 50 percent of New Yorkers say they won't vote for Anthony Weiner no matter what. The other 50 percent say they're going to wait until they see all the other candidates' penises. It's called comparison shopping." –Conan O'Brien

"In an interview with Univision, Anthony Weiner said he created the online name, Carlos Danger, as a joke. Weiner was like 'Come on, what's funnier than the name Carlos Danger?' They we're like, 'uh, Anthony Weiner?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"A new poll came out and says that most Democrats think Anthony Weiner has basically lost his mind. Weiner said, 'The important thing is I haven't lost my phone.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Things are getting so much worse for disgraced New York mayoral candidate and serial sexter Anthony Weiner. The latest New York City mayoral poll reveals that Weiner is in fourth place, or as Weiner says, 'Hey, I'm at the bottom of a foursome." –Conan O'Brien

"According to the New York Post, the Clintons are really angry about being compared to the Weiners, and rightly so. Bill Clinton took his sexual conduct seriously. Anthony Weiner just phones it in." –Jay Leno

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aquascoot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 34905 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #4 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 8:32am I reckon trump would find it easier to laugh at himself then Hilary. he always looks fairly self amused. so i'm not sure if these jokes are at trumps "expense". trump loves attention leftards sure must love the guy and must crave for him to be happy, they just keep putting the spotlight on him all the time
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #5 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 8:33am I think to demo ones are better... racier somehow... sorry agnes.. then again!!!!!
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Re: Jokes at Twumps expense
Reply #6 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 8:56am

cods wrote on Feb 10^th, 2017 at 8:33am:

I think to demo ones are better...

racier somehow... Grin

sorry agnes..

then again!!!!!

its fairly obvious that the "demos" are a lot more thin skinned.
I dont think you could possibly affect trumps mental state (his emotional state) in any way.

you see, its always the very timid and weak people who get all butt hurt when someone teases them
they have low self esteem, they feel really small, they feel like they havent ammounted to much.

these sorts of people (and this is mainly the "demos") get as butt hurt as hell when things dont go their way.

Trump?

well he's had to face down massive lawsuits, he's probably been in court being attacked half his life. he has faced monumental challenges, he has had so much hate directed at him, probably 1000's of death threats, he has had SO MUCH PRESSURE

do you really think it hurts his "feelings" if some dumbie on the internet thinks he's a "poo poo head" Cheesy

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 138462 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #7 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 9:28am aquascoot wrote on Feb 10^th, 2017 at 8:32am: I reckon trump would find it easier to laugh at himself then Hilary. More Equus ferus caballus fecal matter. The bloated orange douche-bag has no sense of humour whatsoever. e.g. SNL e.g. Celebrity Roast (watch him squirm in his chair)
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Postmodern Trendoid III Gold Member Offline Posts: 10266 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #8 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 10:34am
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 138462 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #9 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 10:37am How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University.
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Postmodern Trendoid III Gold Member Offline Posts: 10266 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #10 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 10:39am
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 138462 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #11 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 10:41am
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Postmodern Trendoid III Gold Member Offline Posts: 10266 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #12 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 10:47am
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 138462 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #13 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 10:51am
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Postmodern Trendoid III Gold Member Offline Posts: 10266 Gender:	Re: Jokes at Twumps expense Reply #14 - Feb 10^th, 2017 at 10:57am
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