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Reply #255 - Jun 25th, 2017 at 6:02pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2017 at 3:42pm:
RIP my passion fruit vine. 3 years, 100s of $ worth of water and fertilizer, for 2 passion fruits.

It's in my green bin right now, and a bit in my neighboiurs green bin too.


Sounds like you were very passionate about your fruit vine. My condolences and deepest sympathy for your family and your neighbours.  Sad
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Reply #256 - Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm
 
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."
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Reply #257 - Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:53pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."

Sorry to hear that, one can be very attached to a boat, what sort was she, ocean going?
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Reply #258 - Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:00pm
 
Johnnie wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:53pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."

Sorry to hear that, one can be very attached to a boat, what sort was she, ocean going?


One that put a hole in the ocean (like all of them) into which you throw cash for the love of it.
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Reply #259 - Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:07pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:00pm:
Johnnie wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:53pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."

Sorry to hear that, one can be very attached to a boat, what sort was she, ocean going?


One that put a hole in the ocean (like all of them) into which you throw cash for the love of it.

AARRRR, just keep them barnacles at bay and the sails in good condition, a keg of rum and set sail.
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Reply #260 - Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:22pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."


It's really sad to know that you won't be able to sway back and forth upon the sea anymore. But I'm sure you can break out a bottle of rum and stagger around just like old times again.  Wink
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Reply #261 - Jun 26th, 2017 at 9:08pm
 
Jasin wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:22pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."


It's really sad to know that you won't be able to sway back and forth upon the sea anymore. But I'm sure you can break out a bottle of rum and stagger around just like old times again.  Wink


Grappler was breaking out bottles of rum and staggering around before he imagined he had a boat. Maybe that's why he had to create an imaginary boat to imagine sea legs as the cause for staggering.
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Reply #262 - Jun 26th, 2017 at 10:54pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2017 at 3:42pm:
RIP my passion fruit vine. 3 years, 100s of $ worth of water and fertilizer, for 2 passion fruits.

It's in my green bin right now, and a bit in my neighboiurs green bin too.


I have found flowers easier to grow than veges or fruit
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Reply #263 - Jun 27th, 2017 at 1:56am
 
Johnnie wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:07pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:00pm:
Johnnie wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:53pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."

Sorry to hear that, one can be very attached to a boat, what sort was she, ocean going?


One that put a hole in the ocean (like all of them) into which you throw cash for the love of it.

AARRRR, just keep them barnacles at bay and the sails in good condition, a keg of rum and set sail.


.. but why is the rum always gone?   Oh.... THAT's why! ....

Arrgh - fifty foot steel Roberts design, with a diesel motor.... aaargh - at least I can say I once owned one and HAD to sell it due to ill health....  when house is reno'd and probably sold, might buy a smaller one that is an ocean cruiser.... 38 foooter or so .... show me that horizon!  Back issues are always temporary with me.. not sure about that heart valve though....

So long, Black Pearl.... we loved you while we had you.....  Cry
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Reply #264 - Jun 27th, 2017 at 1:58am
 
Unforgiven wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 9:08pm:
Jasin wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 8:22pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."


It's really sad to know that you won't be able to sway back and forth upon the sea anymore. But I'm sure you can break out a bottle of rum and stagger around just like old times again.  Wink


Grappler was breaking out bottles of rum and staggering around before he imagined he had a boat. Maybe that's why he had to create an imaginary boat to imagine sea legs as the cause for staggering.



All true apart from the imaginary boat - you landlubber outback humpey dwelling pig shagger....**

More Beer!  And less insults.....

What do you call a Kaffir with ten sheets of corrugated iron?

A property developer!
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Reply #265 - Jun 28th, 2017 at 8:12pm
 
Wheel alignment today.
New wheel tomorrow.

Used that red-container that cooks bacon in the microwave for 3 minutes. Not bad for a lazy cook like me.

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Reply #266 - Jun 29th, 2017 at 8:56pm
 
My previous Employer rang to see if I will come back.
This past month, I've been looking around for another job.
Sick of my current one. How dare he make me Full-Time to save him more money!
My previous job was far better and more money, if not harder though.
I feel a sense of 'inner calm' wash over me at the idea that next Monday I can hand in my resignation.
Job #34 here I come!!!  Smiley
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Reply #267 - Jun 29th, 2017 at 11:33pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 26th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
50' yacht sold.... my back's had it and I can't climb the ladder to get onboard..... hope it's going to a good home...

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

"Jack - you've got no boat... and because you've got no boat, you've now got no crew!  Adios..."


That's sad,  I was thinking of making an offer on it for my FiL.
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Reply #268 - Jun 30th, 2017 at 12:29am
 
rain beating asphalt
on and on and on it goes
as does my own life
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Reply #269 - Jun 30th, 2017 at 12:46am
 
AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2017 at 12:29am:
rain beating asphalt
on and on and on it goes
as does my own life


Rain on a hot road smells good.
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