Names that John Oliver has called Donald Trump
-America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid
-America’s walking, talking brush fire
-Rome burning in man-form
-An ill-fitting suit full of chickens coming home to roost
-Twitter’s id made manifest
-A sentient circus peanut
-A racist voodoo doll made of discarded cat hair
-A clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy
-An upside-down piece of candy corn in a wig made of used medical gauze
-A clear plastic bag filled with cheeseburgers and Confederate flag belt-buckles
-An old piece of luggage covered in Cheese Whiz
-A kidney dropped on the floor at a Super Cuts
-Basically what happens if The Secret gets into the wrong hands
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