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How to make a man / woman happy!
Aug 4^th, 2017 at 2:40pm

How to make a man happy:

1. Having sex (or looking elsewhere)
2. Feeding
3. Sleeping with him
4. Make him feel important
5. Leave Him alone
6. Don't check your phone
7. Don't want to change

So what's so hard about this?

How to make a happy woman:

It's not really too hard, but... to make a woman happy, a man just has to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A Father
5. A brother
6. A Master
7. A Chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. A mechanic
11. A masseur
12. A super photographer
13. A stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. A good psychologist
17. A parasite exterminator
18. A doctor
19. Who can read the stars
20. An excellent listener
21. An Organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean, perfumed and ordered
24. Nice
25. Athletic
26. Sensitive
27. careful
28. Honest
29. Smart
30. Fun
31. Creative
32. Generous
33. Strong
34. Inclusive
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Passionate
39. Brave
40. Determined
41. Respectful
42. Reliable
43. Caring
44. That face surprises (love notes, travel, small, medium and large gifts)
45. Gallant
46. Spontaneous
47. Cool
48. That makes so many cuddles and separated by sex
49. Listen to the woman carefully and without interruption
50. Make them find and send messages of love
51. of course, make her laugh.

Without forgetting:

52. Managing mood swings and emotional tsunami: Pre-during-post cycle
53. Provide to eat with taste and class everything that the woman prepares, exalting the goodness of the dishes (even if it's popcorn! )
54. Congratulations and smile regularly
55. Go shopping with her and pay!
56. Be enough or very rich
57. Do not emphasize its defects
58. Don't look at other girls / women

And at the same time, it is also necessary:

59. Give her a lot of attention
60. Give her a lot of time, especially time for herself
61. Give her a lot of space, never worry about where she goes and who she is.

But more than anything is very important:

62. Never forget:
* Birthdays
* anniversaries
* Valentine's day
* Specialist medical visits
* little attention every day
* provisions given by you.

Simple?

Cheesy

sourced from a facebook post.

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20545 Gordon Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #1 - Aug 4^th, 2017 at 2:55pm Add to mans list Don't put so many cushions on the bed or couch. Add to woman's list Buy lots of cushions for the bed or couch.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 74329 Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #2 - Aug 4^th, 2017 at 3:13pm Gordon wrote on Aug 4^th, 2017 at 2:55pm: Add to woman's list Buy lots of cushions for the bed or couch. I just threw them out, new ... she quickly got the message
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20545 Gordon Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #3 - Aug 4^th, 2017 at 3:21pm For the mens list. Women, do you kegel routine regularly.
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Ajax Gold Member Offline CO2 has never controlled temperature on Earth Posts: 10975 Australia Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #4 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 10:42am Generally men only need 3 things, in no particular order, 1. Good food and wine 2. Good poo 3. Good sex If a man has those three on a regular basis he would be pretty happy...............
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38568 Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #5 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 2:51pm 1. Good food and wine 2. Good poo 3. Good sex 4. Leak proof roof. 5. Heating. 6. Comfy bed. 7. Ankle biters. Makes for a very happy Aussie.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20545 Gordon Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #6 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 2:59pm Aussie wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 2:51pm: 1. Good food and wine 2. Good poo
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issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #7 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 3:05pm Trying to make other people happy, in the long term, is a fool's errand.
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TheFunPolice Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9009 waggawagga Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #8 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 3:37pm Other people don't exist: fixed!
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #9 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 4:00pm Gordon wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 2:59pm: Aussie wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 2:51pm: 1. Good food and wine 2. Good poo ( cockroach blancmange taken with a nice glass cat of piiss- he has a discerning palate ya know))LOL Yep
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #10 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 4:00pm TheFunPolice wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 3:37pm: Other people don't exist: fixed! Some days I feel this way
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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 95438 Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #11 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 4:14pm Happy? We don't want to make them happy. Any policy that pisses them OFF is a good thing.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20545 Gordon Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #12 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 4:21pm Aussie wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 2:51pm: 1. Good poo . Care to elaborate what about poo makes you so happy? Sorting them?
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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 95438 Gender:	Re: How to make a man / woman happy! Reply #13 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 4:24pm Gordon wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 4:21pm: Aussie wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 2:51pm: 1. Good poo . Care to elaborate what about poo makes you so happy? Sorting them? Pathetic
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Re: How to make a man / woman happy!
Reply #14 - Aug 5^th, 2017 at 5:34pm

issuevoter wrote on Aug 5^th, 2017 at 3:05pm:

Trying to make other people happy, in the long term, is a fool's errand.

correct. it is a sign of a co-dependant relationship .

you must master your own emotions , draw happiness from within, never need for things to "go your way", have the 3 P's handled

presence

process orientation

positive life.

and strong personal boundaries.

then you simply find a partner who is also working on themselves and get together in high vibration energy.

any BS, any bratty behaviour, any whining or complaining is brutally stomped out or ignored.

if a partner knows you are like this, then you can truly make

1 + 1 = 11.

the sum of the 2 parts is greater then the individual components Wink

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