Quote: This is what leads you lot (moses is the worst) to misconstrue deeply spiritual and meaningful passages from the Quran that are in reality messages about your personal relationship with the almighty (which need not involve anyone else)
I'm trying gandi honest;
qur'an 8.67:
It is not for any prophet to have captives until he hath made a great slaughter in the land. Ye desire the lure of this world and Allah desireth (for you) the Hereafter, and Allah is Mighty, Wise.
Really means tea and bickies 3 p.m. on the north eastern sand hill?
qur'an 2.216:
Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not.
Really means come to the love fest, main event is forelock tugging of little girls by old muslim men?
qur'an 4.74: Let those
fight in the cause of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the cause of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward.
Really means forelock tugging will be followed by the annual who can squat lowest competition peeing on (shoes? / thongs) penalty instant disqualification?
qur'an 4.89: They wish you would disbelieve as they disbelieved so you would be alike. So do not take from among them allies until they emigrate for the cause of allah .
But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them and take not from among them any ally or helper.Really means the final event at the love fest will be the finals of the stepping into the toilet competition, who can put their left foot in first spaced by spitting three times to the left side.
I mean it's all just good clean fun, how the hell can so many muslims get it so wrong?