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How to get the dole forever. (Read 6080 times)
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How to get the dole forever.
Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:29pm
 
A lifetime of public support is available from your local tattoo parlor.
Get you Centerlink payments guaranteed for life!

Best Examples of Job-Stopping Tattoos


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Reply #1 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:34pm
 
he's got a job you knob.
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Reply #2 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:36pm
 
paint yourself black and practise chanting 'racist, racist, racist
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Reply #3 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm
 
Some beautiful intricate examples of tatts there Bobby- but inking  the eyeballs is going a bit too far- why would you deface yourself this way- a cleanskin is much more beautiful
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Re: How to get the dole forever.
Reply #4 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm
 
John Smith wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:34pm:
he's got a job you knob.



Only the tattoo parlor artist has a job - you jerk.
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Reply #5 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm
 
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm:
Some beautiful intricate examples of tatts there Bobby- but inking  the eyeballs is going a bit too far- why would you deface yourself this way- a cleanskin is much more beautiful


tatts look ugly - yuck.
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Reply #6 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:44pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm:
Some beautiful intricate examples of tatts there Bobby- but inking  the eyeballs is going a bit too far- why would you deface yourself this way- a cleanskin is much more beautiful


tatts look ugly - yuck.

I think some look very creative- I can appreciate art in any form- but not for me
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Reply #7 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:47pm
 
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:44pm:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm:
Some beautiful intricate examples of tatts there Bobby- but inking  the eyeballs is going a bit too far- why would you deface yourself this way- a cleanskin is much more beautiful


tatts look ugly - yuck.

I think some look very creative- I can appreciate art in any form- but not for me



But do you think it's right that people should
be allowed to make themselves unemployable?

Should we have to work & pay our taxes for them?
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Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:36pm:
paint yourself black and practise chanting 'racist, racist, racist


Stan Grant?
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Reply #9 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:51pm
 
President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:50pm:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:36pm:
paint yourself black and practise chanting 'racist, racist, racist


Stan Grant?

Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #10 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:52pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:47pm:
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:44pm:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm:
Some beautiful intricate examples of tatts there Bobby- but inking  the eyeballs is going a bit too far- why would you deface yourself this way- a cleanskin is much more beautiful


tatts look ugly - yuck.

I think some look very creative- I can appreciate art in any form- but not for me



But do you think it's right that people should
be allowed to make themselves unemployable?

Should we have to work & pay our taxes for them?

no of course not- I guess some do it for that reason as well
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Reply #11 - Sep 8th, 2017 at 11:01pm
 
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:52pm:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:47pm:
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:44pm:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm:
Some beautiful intricate examples of tatts there Bobby- but inking  the eyeballs is going a bit too far- why would you deface yourself this way- a cleanskin is much more beautiful


tatts look ugly - yuck.

I think some look very creative- I can appreciate art in any form- but not for me



But do you think it's right that people should
be allowed to make themselves unemployable?

Should we have to work & pay our taxes for them?

no of course not- I guess some do it for that reason as well



I was in a dole queue once in 2013 -
I never got a cent because I had too much money
but some idiot in the same line with tattoos all over his
face got the red carpet treatment.

It still annoys me to this day.
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Reply #12 - Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:56am
 
Sounds good to me - where do I apply?
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Reply #13 - Sep 9th, 2017 at 6:59am
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:29pm:
A lifetime of public support is available from your local tattoo parlor.
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You don't need tattoos for a life time of taxpayer funded welfare.

1. Be born a lazy useless piece of sh1t, usually this will come from you lazy useless piece of sh1t parents

2. Go to school, don't go to school, remain illiterate & innumerate just like your parents

3. Go to the dole office and have someone fill out your dole application, just like your parents did

4. Have some idiot socilaist provide you with a list of ready made excuse on why after 30 years you have never had a job.

5. Have lots of future dole bludging children to increase your dole payments, just like your parents did.

6. Get old retire on a pension after a life-time of being a filthy dole bludger


And repeat.




Tattoos have noting to do with being a dole bludger you attitude has everything to do with it.



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Re: How to get the dole forever.
Reply #14 - Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:04am
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:36pm:
paint yourself black and practise chanting 'racist, racist, racist


At freeloading country-shopping New Zealanders who really are racist?

Good heavens, Sprint, that would be offensive.
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