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Better than Camel urine?
Feb 3rd, 2018 at 11:57am
 
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Reply #1 - Feb 3rd, 2018 at 1:18pm
 


I thought that was The Onion, such was the absurdity
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Reply #2 - Feb 3rd, 2018 at 2:19pm
 
When she's finished there she should:


Clean the devil out of her left nostril.

check to see if her clitoris has been cut off

Stop herself from laughing too much.

Dip flies in her drink because one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.

After eating do not wipe her hands till she has licked it, or had it licked by somebody else.

Take three breaths while drinking.

Don't forget the ritual after intercourse: The prophet said, “allah puts an angel in charge of the uterus and the angel says, ‘O lord, (it is) semen! O lord, (it is now ) a clot! O lord, (it is now) a piece of flesh.’ And then, if allah wishes to complete its creation, the angel asks, ‘O lord, (will it be) a male or a female? A wretched (an evil doer) or a blessed (doer of good)? How much will his provisions be? What will his age be?’ So all that is written while the creature is still in the mother’s womb.”

Keep her head down when the imam's around: Isn’t he who raises his head before the Imam afraid that allah may transform his head into that of a donkey or his figure (face) into that of a donkey?”

Make sure the sun's not near satans head when she prays: When the (upper) edge of the sun appears (in the morning), don’t perform a prayer till the sun appears in full, and when the lower edge of the sun sets, don’t perform a prayer till it sets completely. And you should not seek to pray at sunrise or sunset for the sun rises between two sides of the head of the devil (or satan).”

Don't worry about dreams of muhammad: “Whoever has seen me in a dream, then no doubt, he has seen me, for satan cannot imitate my shape.

But then again if she did have a bad dream:  so if anyone of you has a bad dream of which he gets afraid, he should spit on his left side

Don't yawn satan will get you: “Yawning is from satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: ‘Ha’, satan will laugh at him.”

Keep reciting the qur'an because it's hard to memorize it: So you must keep on reciting the Qur’an because it escapes from the hearts of men faster than camel do.”

Oh and don't forget that stones used to talk to muhammad. allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: I recognise the stone in Mecca which used to pay me salutations before my advent as a Prophet and I recognise that even now.

source of stupidity in the sunnahs of the prophet
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Reply #3 - Feb 3rd, 2018 at 3:48pm
 
moses wrote on Feb 3rd, 2018 at 2:19pm:
When she's finished there she should:


Don't yawn satan will get you: “Yawning is from satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: ‘Ha’, satan will laugh at him.”



You hear, Bwian?!?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes tsk, tsk.
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Reply #4 - Feb 4th, 2018 at 12:23pm
 
Jewish jinn possesses niqabi. Imam to the rescue:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=122&v=iLcglClTfPs



A fascinating insight into the secret world of Islamic exorcisms




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOvptpvwoIs
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Reply #5 - Feb 4th, 2018 at 9:18pm
 
Is this the translation?

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let her go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let her go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
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Reply #6 - Feb 5th, 2018 at 10:51am
 
Setanta wrote on Feb 4th, 2018 at 9:18pm:
Is this the translation?

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let her go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let her go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.


That's mocking the afflicted you are banned.
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Reply #7 - Feb 5th, 2018 at 10:56am
 
They thought it was gangrene but later found out it was just paint.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=038_1517439315

Bit radical though.
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Reply #8 - Feb 5th, 2018 at 1:57pm
 
They're sick bastards!

Hear the instant adulation for the satanic allah from the crowd?
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Reply #9 - Feb 5th, 2018 at 6:03pm
 
kemal wrote on Feb 5th, 2018 at 10:56am:
They thought it was gangrene but later found out it was just paint.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=038_1517439315

Bit radical though.



There is no compulsion in having hands, Insh'allah.

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Reply #10 - Feb 5th, 2018 at 6:09pm
 
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The benefits of drinking camel urine


The author of al-Qanoon (the Canon) – i.e. the doctor Ibn Seena (Avicenna) – said:
The most beneficial of urine is the urine of Bedouin camels which are called najeeb.

Camel’s urine is efficacious in the treatment of skin diseases such as ringworm, tinea and abscesses, sores that may appear on the body and hair, and dry and wet ulcers. Camel’s urine brings the secondary benefits of making the hair lustrous and thick, and removing dandruff from the scalp. Camel’s milk is also beneficial in treating hepatitis, even if it has reached an advanced stage where medicine is unable to treat it.

As for camel’s urine, the book suggests that it has numerous uses which are beneficial for man. This is indicated by the Prophetic texts and confirmed by modern science … Scientific experiments have proven that camel’s urine has a lethal effect on the germs that cause many diseases.

Among the uses of camel’s urine, many women use it to wash their hair, to make it longer, and to make it lighter and more lustrous. Camel’s urine is also efficacious in the treatment of swelling of the liver and other diseases such as abscesses, sores that appear on the body and toothache, and for washing eyes.

Camel’s urine is beneficial in treating al-hazaaz, and it was said that al-hazzaz is a pain in the heart caused by anger and so on. Camel’s urine, especially the urine of a young she-camel – is used as a cleansing substance to wash wounds and sores, to make the hair grow, to strengthen and thicken it and to prevent it falling out, and it is used to treat diseases of the scalp and dandruff. In a Master’s thesis by an engineer in applied chemistry, Muhammad Awhaaj Muhammad, that was submitted to the faculty of applied chemistry in the al-Jazeerah university in Sudan, and approved by the Dean of science and postgraduate studies in the university in November 1998 CE, entitled A Study of the Chemical Composition and Some Medical Uses of the Urine of Arabian Camels, Muhammad Awhaaj says:

Laboratory tests indicate that camel’s urine contains high levels of potassium, albuminous proteins, and small amounts of uric acid, sodium and creatine.
In this study, he explained that what prompted him to study the medicinal properties of camel’s urine was what he had seen of some tribesmen drinking this urine whenever they suffered digestion problems. He sought the help of some doctors in studying camel’s urine. They brought a number of patients and prescribed this urine for them, for a period of two months. Their bodies recovered from what they had been suffering from, which proves the efficacy of camel’s urine in treating some diseases of the digestive system.
It also proves that this urine is useful in preventing hair loss. He says:

And Allaah knows best.

https://islamqa.info/en/83423


More here  Grin Grin Grin  - https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=camel+urine
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