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Feb 22nd, 2018 at 7:52am
 
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/winter-olympics/pervy-team-usa-winter-ol...


TEAM USA’S speed skating uniform sparked a fierce social media reaction — after viewers described its “pervy” appearance.

The strange light-coloured patch on the insides of the tops of the competitors’ thighs appeared to draw attention to the crotch area.

Not all that noticeable when the athletes are racing, the peculiar design catches the eye when they stand upright.

And it looked like on the women’s outfits there appeared a smaller black patch within the light area.

One website said the design — which was on the men’s and women’s outfits — resembled an “alien’s vagina”.

Another said the pattern must have been approved by the fictional “Pervy Tom the crotch ogler”.

Another said: “So who designed the US speed skating uniforms? That crotch-highlighting look is a little tone-deaf.”

Uniform designer 1: Our new uniforms need to reflect the elegant and strong aesthetic of speed skating.

Uniform designer 2: And highlight the crotch.

Uniform designer 1: duh of course. Gotta pull the eye right there!


One more posted: “WTF is with the women’s speed skating outfits? Crotch bullseye with black gash in the centre. Wildly inappropriate? Who approved these?”

Under Armour, the sports manufacturing giant behind the design, explained why it had settled on the interesting look.

“The contrasting material in the inner thigh has been commonplace for all country skins for decades, to reduce friction,” the company said in a statement.

“The 2014 UA skin had one panel instead of two but in testing the new skin, the addition of a second panel reduced friction even more — by 60 per cent.

“The athletes love the look of the skins and how they perform and are getting compliments from other countries.”

Perhaps the uniform was designed by the same person who made headlines with the gobsmacking uniform sported by a Colombian women’s cycling team at a race in Italy.

The otherwise standard strip features a flesh-coloured section across the lower torso and upper legs, leaving the women to appear naked.

But there is one positive — it’s left the designer of Australia’s uniforms for this the 2014 Commonwealth Games looking like the next Giorgio Armani.



if someone can put up a pic for me   I still havent mastered doing it..  thank you..
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Reply #1 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 7:58am
 
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/2280bed909635b9d0796d86b594ca8fawidth=650

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Reply #2 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:12am
 
thats what I get as well..lolol...

I hadnt noticed the uniform until I read this....

seriously there is always a hint at sex in everything these days....

whats that old saying   little minds..... Grin Grin
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Reply #4 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:23am
 
thanks set.. can you put the one up  with the aussie swimmer in it....

why cant I do it...
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Reply #5 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:26am
 
At least they don't have to worry about "armpit vaginas" ...
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Reply #6 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:33am
 
That's so obviously ridiculous in a pornographic sort of way that it must have been someone's idea of a giggle, but then how it is that others didn't intervene to ban it.

Very odd.
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Reply #7 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:40am
 
Cods

Yes for a male the old camel toe can be distracting.
I was at the Top Gear motor show looking at various cars on display .... at the Morgan one this rather hot chick walked up to me handing out something, she had a similar outfit on no idea what she said or what she handed me I only saw one thing Smiley
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Reply #8 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 9:19am
 
cods wrote on Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:23am:
thanks set.. can you put the one up  with the aussie swimmer in it....

why cant I do it...


You can't use the image url for those images cods, right click the image and "save image as", then attach it to a post.
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Reply #9 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 10:28am
 
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:40am:
Cods

Yes for a male the old camel toe can be distracting.
I was at the Top Gear motor show looking at various cars on display .... at the Morgan one this rather hot chick walked up to me handing out something, she had a similar outfit on no idea what she said or what she handed me I only saw one thing Smiley




yes it is a fact   as the op says   your eye is automatically drawn to it...

it is designed to do that..

lets be honest this is the Olympics...they all look as if they have been spray painted I have often wondered how difficult it is to get them on and off... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

I think I may have one of those minds... Smiley Smiley
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Reply #10 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 10:29am
 
cods wrote on Feb 22nd, 2018 at 10:28am:
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:40am:
Cods

Yes for a male the old camel toe can be distracting.
I was at the Top Gear motor show looking at various cars on display .... at the Morgan one this rather hot chick walked up to me handing out something, she had a similar outfit on no idea what she said or what she handed me I only saw one thing Smiley




yes it is a fact   as the op says   your eye is automatically drawn to it...

it is designed to do that..

lets be honest this is the Olympics...they all look as if they have been spray painted I have often wondered how difficult it is to get them on and off... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Te hehehe. Cods said 'get them off'.  Wink
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Reply #11 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 10:39am
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 22nd, 2018 at 10:29am:
cods wrote on Feb 22nd, 2018 at 10:28am:
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 22nd, 2018 at 8:40am:
Cods

Yes for a male the old camel toe can be distracting.
I was at the Top Gear motor show looking at various cars on display .... at the Morgan one this rather hot chick walked up to me handing out something, she had a similar outfit on no idea what she said or what she handed me I only saw one thing Smiley




yes it is a fact   as the op says   your eye is automatically drawn to it...

it is designed to do that..

lets be honest this is the Olympics...they all look as if they have been spray painted I have often wondered how difficult it is to get them on and off... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Te hehehe. Cods said 'get them off'.  Wink



well theres almost no need is there??...

but I didnt notice anything about the uniform before now.. lol..  I must go for my eye test    Smiley
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Reply #12 - Feb 22nd, 2018 at 10:17pm
 
Kind of takes the thigh gap thing too far.
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Reply #13 - Feb 23rd, 2018 at 8:28pm
 
I like how each one is slightly different.
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Reply #14 - Feb 23rd, 2018 at 8:32pm
 
freediver wrote on Feb 23rd, 2018 at 8:28pm:
I like how each one is slightly different.


Perhaps they are all identical...  Shocked
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