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Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:21am
 
She'll be hella sexy half-way through the bottle....


Jane Walker to replace Johnnie Walker on some scotch bottles


http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/27/news/companies/johnnie-walker-women-jane-walker/...
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Reply #1 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:47am
 
Who cares what's on the bottle.  Whiskey will still make them frisky Smiley
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Reply #2 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:49am
 
I agree who cares whats on it, Johnnie Walker will still taste like crap.
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Reply #3 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 12:29pm
 
I can't stand Whiskey so it matters not what they put on the bottle.
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Reply #4 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 1:52pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 12:29pm:
I can't stand Whiskey so it matters not what they put on the bottle.


Are you a G&T or vodka girl?
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Reply #5 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 2:07pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 1:52pm:
Black Orchid wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 12:29pm:
I can't stand Whiskey so it matters not what they put on the bottle.


Are you a G&T or vodka girl?


Bourbon   Smiley
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Reply #6 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 2:29pm
 
its only a special addition....tokenism   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Reply #7 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 2:32pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 2:07pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 1:52pm:
Black Orchid wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 12:29pm:
I can't stand Whiskey so it matters not what they put on the bottle.


Are you a G&T or vodka girl?


Bourbon   Smiley


Bourbon IS whiskey.

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Reply #8 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 3:22pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 2:32pm:
Black Orchid wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 2:07pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 1:52pm:
Black Orchid wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 12:29pm:
I can't stand Whiskey so it matters not what they put on the bottle.


Are you a G&T or vodka girl?


Bourbon   Smiley


Bourbon IS whiskey.



It's BOURBON Whiskey and tastes nothing like Scotch Whiskey, which is what JW is.
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Reply #9 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:04pm
 
Considering that alcohol increases your estrogen levels, it is quite appropriate that the alcohol brand has a female name.
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Reply #10 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:12pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:04pm:
Considering that alcohol increases your estrogen levels, it is quite appropriate that the alcohol brand has a female name.


True. IPAs are the worst, which is why I don't drink beer. A little wine, a bit of Mezcal and that is it for me. Do you want man boobs? The hops in IPA beers are the worst.

I might have scotch once a year.
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Reply #11 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:28pm
 

Jameson Whisky for me.


Johnnie Walker is too hot, burbon too rough

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Reply #12 - Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:35pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:28pm:
Jameson Whisky for me.


Johnnie Walker is too hot, burbon too rough




careful though, it is dangerously smooth
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Reply #13 - Mar 1st, 2018 at 2:36am
 
Four Roses. Low on funds in Indo in the 1970's, coming back from a few years travelling the North Western hemisphere, I could not afford Old Grandad, or other higher end bourbons, which is all I would drink at the time, when a Denpasar bottle-o had Four Roses, for about a quarter the price. Revelationary, it was superb, I thought it better than the premium brands, at the time.
I haven't drunk for nearly thirty years now, but in the early 80's I cracked the seal on more than a few bottles of the roses and would drink that before any Scotch, any day, even though more than one Scotch drinker sang the praises of various single malts, or "private" blends. Personal taste I expect.
One point regarding the whole Jane bollocks, as an aussie, who speaks the queen's own, I always assumed we could leave all that male female bollocks for the french speakers. Is it La Carot, or Le Carot? who freakin cares, it's a stinking vegie.
It's almost as silly as these trans loonies inventing 70 odd pronouns they want to mandate they be addressed as.
Personally I am happy to stick with , "THING".
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Reply #14 - Mar 1st, 2018 at 2:41am
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Feb 28th, 2018 at 11:28pm:
Jameson Whisky for me.


Johnnie Walker is too hot, burbon too rough


Fair play Sprint, I think we all had to explore our Irish heriitage, weth a wee dram or two, of the good stuff, at one time or other in our journey to manhood.

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