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Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:(
Jun 7^th, 2018 at 10:45am

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"Poo Jogger" Caught In The Act"

It’s a story as old as time: A man was taking poops where he wasn’t supposed to, and his neighbors have caught him in an elaborate sting operation by hiding in the bushes with a camera
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The alleged pooper in question is
Brisbane resident Andrew Douglas Macintosh, who is a national quality manager at a big-time Australian retirement village company and also a member of a Brisbane City Council board.

Neighbors in his Greenslopes neighborhood recently noticed a flurry of public poops on sidewalks and other street-adjacent areas near their homes. One resident,
Steve Smith
,(The Cricketer??) says his place was “getting hit frequently,” and it seemed that the regularity of the poops as well as the presence of toilet paper indicated a high likelihood of
premeditation
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So he did what any one of us would have done, and hatched a complicated plan to catch the Mad Pooper copycat in his tracks.

Smith eventually figured out Macintosh’s running route—
presumably by tacking up and studying a map of the poops
—and favorite times to go for a jog, and after following him a few times
and waiting in nearby bushes with a camera,
he finally caught him in the act. Toiler paper in hand, Macintosh seems to have taken his blown cover in stride:

Mr. Smith expected to be “met with abuse” but instead the man gave a “friendly” hello before continuing on his way.
wait what?

“It was very strange,” he said.
Macintosh was charged with one count of “public nuisance,” though neighbors say he’s strewn approximately 30 turds around the neighborhood.

Judging from Smith’s photo, he seems to have enjoyed his time decorating the neighborhood.

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Reply #1 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 12:00pm

In my opinion, the guy needs putting away
But first, he should be forced as part of a show of remorse, to clean up poo on his hands and knees in the area he slimed. Cat poo, poo from nappies, preferably adult poo. Which inspires me to suggest he be made to clean up poo all over the Aveo aged-care facilities. Six weeks, five days a week at minimum. Then put him away and ensure he is never again permitted to hold any position of responsibility
Oh, and compensation to be paid to all his victims, paid from his own pocket
I can't see why we need to keep him alive at all, along with so many others who are a sheer waste of skin and oxygen, but looks as if the Married At First Sight aficionados would balk at a eugenics programme
So put him away and give him a whipping every time he defecates or otherwise soils his secure cell, until he learns, no matter how reluctantly, that his behaviour is unacceptable

Better still, enclose him in a zoo and leave the primates deal with him

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38549 Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #2 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 2:59pm He has resigned from his employment.
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Gordon Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 20523 Gordon Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #3 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 3:23pm Aussie wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ?
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DonDeeHippy Gold Member Offline Cool Stuff Posts: 2782 Australia Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #4 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 3:55pm ohh I don't know he has nice shinny shoes
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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16138 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #5 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 5:44pm Why?
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Captain Caveman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6211 Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #6 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 6:13pm Dirty old bastard.
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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16138 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #7 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 7:27pm Yea, but WHY?
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Captain Caveman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6211 Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #8 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 7:52pm Valkie wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 7:27pm: Yea, but WHY? Fetish perhaps? Loosing his marbles ? Someone in the complex has given him the schitz....so he is returning the favor.
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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16138 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #9 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 8:51pm I can understand a lot of strange things. I have seen posts from peccar, moth, big dum horny animal and even unforeskin. But this has me stuffed WHY?????????
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it_is_the_light Gold Member Offline Christ Light Posts: 41434 The Pyramid of LIGHT Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #10 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 8:54pm https://twitter.com/somekindaboogin/status/730422732244979715
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38549 Gender:	Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:( Reply #11 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:07pm Shame that's a fake Mr Light, and you are not forgiven for such an abusive etc post. Link. Nah.
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Re: Poopgate - Poo Jogger... Dirty Bastard >:(
Reply #13 - Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:21pm

PZ547 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 12:00pm:

In my opinion, the guy needs putting away
But first, he should be forced as part of a show of remorse, to clean up poo on his hands and knees in the area he slimed. Cat poo, poo from nappies, preferably adult poo. Which inspires me to suggest he be made to clean up poo all over the Aveo aged-care facilities. Six weeks, five days a week at minimum. Then put him away and ensure he is never again permitted to hold any position of responsibility
Oh, and compensation to be paid to all his victims, paid from his own pocket
I can't see why we need to keep him alive at all, along with so many others who are a sheer waste of skin and oxygen, but looks as if the Married At First Sight aficionados would balk at a eugenics programme
So put him away and give him a whipping every time he defecates or otherwise soils his secure cell, until he learns, no matter how reluctantly, that his behaviour is unacceptable

Better still, enclose him in a zoo and leave the primates deal with him

Hang em and hang em high.

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