Deadly Cuts is a 2021 Irish comedy film directed and written by Rachel Carey. It stars Angeline Ball, Ericka Roe, Lauren Larkin, Shauna Higgins, Aidan McArdle, Pauline McLynn, Victoria Smurfit. It is about a hair salon in a mythical depressed suburb of Dublin called "Piglintown". The girls are being stood over by a local thug who is demanding protection money from them and all the other shops in a small shopping centre. One morning one of the girls comes in late explaining that the thug had threatened to cut her long locks of hair off. She is terrified and suddenly the thug appears at the door and forces his way in and threatens all the girls that unless they pay him, he'll cut all their hair off. A fight breaks out between the thug and the girls and he ends up dead. The girls stare at one another and ask what are they going to do now? They need to dispose of the body and next door is a butcher's shop which happens to have a large industrial sized oven in it. So, they have the keys because the butcher is always forgetting his and he keeps a spare set in the hair dressers' So they lug the body next door and after a few comical scenes about needing to cut him up and saying a few last words, they do the deed.
The rest of the movie is them hiding what they have done. They enter a hair dressing competition which their owner had been humiliated in once before, when younger. She ends up facing her nemesis and needs to defeat her, played by Belinda Smurfit. The thug's 2-i-c becomes suspicious and rings his phone and it rings on live TV during the competition. So, off he trots to confront the girls. Now, the girls have a pistol that they confiscated from an OAP who was collecting money for their effort in the competition to protect herself against the local thugs. Anyway, the thug's 2-i-c appears on stage and threatens the girls and the mousiest one who is barely articulate draws the pistol thinking it is a fake and shoots and kills him in front of everybody but assures them that it is a fake and all part of the act. Everybody believes her and the show goes on with a dead body in a cart. They win the competition against all the odds and hide the body. Later the next day in the salon a sleezy councilor appears and threatens them with closure because of the thug's antics. They are devastated but the OAP who was robbed earler does him in with her knitting needle. They remark that you, "don't upset the oldsters of Piglintown." They look at each other and decide to dispose of the councilor's body in the butcher's oven. That is where the movie ends. It is a funny movie, well worth watching and includes many favourites of Irish TV and movies, it includes Angeline Ball, who played Imelda Quirke in the
Commitments movie, Pauline McLynn is best known for her roles as Mrs. Doyle in the Channel 4 sitcom
Father Ted, Victoria Smurfit who was in
Bulletproof Monk. A movie well worth watching, 9 out 10.