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Ozpol Xmas Party 2018
Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:00pm

Hasn't it come around quick! Just a reminder that I'll once again be hosting the party, Dec 8th at 2pm.

And now I can share some very VERY exciting news. We'll have a co-host for the party. Flying in all the way from the US of A, is none other than our very own Coca-Cola Kid, AiA.

In the spirit of the season ALL factions of Ozpol are invited and very welcome and that will be reflected in the catering.

There will be a 5kg tub of KFC mashed potato for the Setanta's, some bulls pizzles if any of the crew from the other joint turn up, and in a show of good faith, there will be a giant pot of butter chicken...just in case.
(AiA and will be doing a road trip the day before out to Harris Park to collect it).

So remember, everyone's to be on their best behavior, and a big thanks to Graps for providing security.

No need to RSVP, just turn up in your best party frock.

Let's make this the best Xmas party ever!

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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26499 Australia	Re: Ozpol Xmas Party 2018 Reply #1 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:08pm What about vegetarians? Spot
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Reply #3 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:13pm

Last time I was in Harris Park was when Gordon took me to see his rental and we invented a game in which whoever saw someone peeing on the street got 1 point and 5 points went to whoever spotted anyone doing a poo outdoors. 10 bonus points went to whoever found a cabbie taking a dump between fares. I don't recall who won but it was a close match ...

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20480 Gordon Gender:	Re: Ozpol Xmas Party 2018 Reply #4 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:18pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:08pm: What about vegetarians? Spot I have to double check, but I think I asked the caterers to make a ToFurky (tofo turkey) but if you have any special requests, don't hesitate to ask.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Ozpol Xmas Party 2018 Reply #5 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:19pm will I find my frypan under the Xmas tree this year gordy.. its been a long wait... but I still get a buzz when I think about it.. what about the hoochie coochie for me and agnes... we like pink with lots of bubbles..
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Reply #6 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:22pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:18pm:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:08pm:

What about vegetarians?

Spot

I have to double check, but I think I asked the caterers to make a ToFurky (tofo turkey) but if you have any special requests, don't hesitate to ask.

Haha I wouldn't eat a tofuturkey if you paid me I just noticed they weren't mentioned

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Reply #7 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:23pm

AiA wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:13pm:

Last time I was in Harris Park was when Gordon took me to see his rental and we invented a game in which whoever saw someone peeing on the street got 1 point and 5 points went to whoever spotted anyone doing a poo outdoors. 10 bonus points went to whoever found a cabbie taking a dump between fares. I don't recall who won but it was a close match ...

God that was funny, and IIRC you one by a point.
Having the home town advantage, I was 9 ahead when you spotted a cabbie dropping a small plastic bag out the window. I just thought it was good old every day litter but you knew better. After the cabbie drove off we inspected the bag, and true to your instincts, there was a cabbie turd inside.

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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26499 Australia	Re: Ozpol Xmas Party 2018 Reply #8 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:24pm Although now I think of it I did have some lentil turkey once when I went to a seventh day Adventist Xmas party. I won't be there though. Too far and don't want to be Doxed. Spot
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Reply #9 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:25pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:23pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:13pm:

Last time I was in Harris Park was when Gordon took me to see his rental and we invented a game in which whoever saw someone peeing on the street got 1 point and 5 points went to whoever spotted anyone doing a poo outdoors. 10 bonus points went to whoever found a cabbie taking a dump between fares. I don't recall who won but it was a close match ...

God that was funny, and IIRC you one by a point.
Having the home town advantage, I was 9 ahead when you spotted a cabbie dropping a small plastic bag out the window. I just thought it was good old every day litter but you knew better. After the cabbie drove off we inspected the bag, and true to your instincts, there was a cabbie turd inside.

have you got that picture out of your heads yet????

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Reply #10 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:34pm

cods wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:19pm:

will I find my frypan under the Xmas tree this year gordy..

its been a long wait... but I still get a buzz when I think about it..

what about the hoochie coochie for me and agnes...

we like pink with lots of bubbles..

I think we just have to move past the frypan and I was actually considering getting you a feed dehydrator. I hope she was talking about food but Agnes suggested you like thinks that are dried and wrinkly.

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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5808 Gender:	Re: Ozpol Xmas Party 2018 Reply #11 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:37pm Nothing dried and wrinkly for me and no "guess what this is" surprises thanks. Real turkey and real ham please
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20480 Gordon Gender:	Re: Ozpol Xmas Party 2018 Reply #12 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:41pm Black Orchid wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:37pm: Nothing dried and wrinkly for me and no "guess what this is" surprises thanks. Real turkey and real ham please Even tho I've just converted to judaism (for Aussie's benefit) there will be a full spread of non-kosher products such as ham
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Re: Ozpol Xmas Party 2018
Reply #13 - Nov 30^th, 2018 at 7:24pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:34pm:

cods wrote on Nov 30^th, 2018 at 1:19pm:

will I find my frypan under the Xmas tree this year gordy..

its been a long wait... but I still get a buzz when I think about it..

what about the hoochie coochie for me and agnes...

we like pink with lots of bubbles..

I think we just have to move past the frypan and I was actually considering getting you a feed dehydrator. I hope she was talking about food but Agnes suggested you like thinks that are dried and wrinkly.

I think you are hitting the bubbles a bit early Gordy- telling porkies as well- dried and wrinkly- my word what an imagination you have - maybe you were looking down south/below the belt when you wrote that lol- Grin

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