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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	prostate diagnosis Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm via blood test- who will be relieved at this news??
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: prostate diagnosis Reply #1 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:25pm Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm: via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? Bobby's proctologist.
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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26499 Australia	Re: prostate diagnosis Reply #2 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 3:06pm Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm: via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? That you ate prostate free? Spot
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38525 Gender:	Re: prostate diagnosis Reply #3 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 3:11pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 3:06pm: Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm: via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? That you ate prostate free? Spot
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: prostate diagnosis Reply #4 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 3:40pm Aussie wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 3:11pm: Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 3:06pm: Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm: via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? That you ate prostate free? Spot aussie/spot having a litle chat between themselves again- agnes
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 83778 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: prostate diagnosis Reply #5 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 3:52pm Won't keep a good man down..... all we need is a few good men.....
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47400 Gender:	Re: prostate diagnosis Reply #6 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:02pm Men around the world are saying "Aye Aye" to that.
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Reply #7 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:50pm

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm:

via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? Wink

PSA(Prostate Specific Antigen, from memory) tests have be around a while now. They just let you know if there is something wrong, not what it is.

I'm sure there are some that will prefer to go the old route though, Gregg comes to mind but then he probably always asks the doc for a "second" opinion as well.

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Reply #8 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:53pm

Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:50pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm:

via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? Wink

PSA(Prostate Specific Antigen, from memory) tests have be around a while now. They just let you know if there is something wrong, not what it is.

I'm sure there are some that will prefer to go the old route though, Gregg comes to mind but then he probably always asks the doc for a "second" opinion as well.

Just don't choose a procto with BIG HANDS!

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Reply #9 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:55pm

I used to enjoy looking after the Prostate Patients regarding surgery (via Dr Lalak).

Wheeling them into Theatre they would always have an apprehensive look about them. I would reassure them with the soothing words "Better here than in a Prison."

Mind you - 'many' Villawood Detention Centre guys would come into Private (paid by Tax-payers) for their 'Rectum Repair' operations. They are placed over a saddle and their Rectums are pulled 'outside' for repairs.
It's due to all the buggery going on in the Centre.
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Reply #10 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:58pm

Jasin wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:55pm:

I used to enjoy looking after the Prostate Patients regarding surgery (via Dr Lalak).

Wheeling them into Theatre they would always have an apprehensive look about them. I would reassure them with the soothing words "Better here than in a Prison."

Mind you - 'many' Villawood Detention Centre guys would come into Private (paid by Tax-payers) for their 'Rectum Repair' operations. They are placed over a saddle and their Rectums are pulled 'outside' for repairs.
It's due to all the buggery going on in the Centre.
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Did you ever attended to a prison patient after a barbed wire treatment?

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Reply #11 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 5:17pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:58pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:55pm:

I used to enjoy looking after the Prostate Patients regarding surgery (via Dr Lalak).

Wheeling them into Theatre they would always have an apprehensive look about them. I would reassure them with the soothing words "Better here than in a Prison."

Mind you - 'many' Villawood Detention Centre guys would come into Private (paid by Tax-payers) for their 'Rectum Repair' operations. They are placed over a saddle and their Rectums are pulled 'outside' for repairs.
It's due to all the buggery going on in the Centre.
Tongue

Did you ever attended to a prison patient after a barbed wire treatment?

No. Alas.
Or I would have snapped the necks of those particular... patients Angry

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Reply #12 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 5:27pm

Jasin wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 5:17pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:58pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:55pm:

I used to enjoy looking after the Prostate Patients regarding surgery (via Dr Lalak).

Wheeling them into Theatre they would always have an apprehensive look about them. I would reassure them with the soothing words "Better here than in a Prison."

Mind you - 'many' Villawood Detention Centre guys would come into Private (paid by Tax-payers) for their 'Rectum Repair' operations. They are placed over a saddle and their Rectums are pulled 'outside' for repairs.
It's due to all the buggery going on in the Centre.
Tongue

Did you ever attended to a prison patient after a barbed wire treatment?

No. Alas.
Or I would have snapped the necks of those particular... patients Angry

Given the setting, wouldn't a nice big insulin shot between the toes have been a better idea?

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Reply #13 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 5:28pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:53pm:

Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:50pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm:

via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? Wink

PSA(Prostate Specific Antigen, from memory) tests have be around a while now. They just let you know if there is something wrong, not what it is.

I'm sure there are some that will prefer to go the old route though, Gregg comes to mind but then he probably always asks the doc for a "second" opinion as well.

Just don't choose a procto with BIG HANDS!

And we all know who has big hands. Wink

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Reply #14 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 5:31pm

Bobby. wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 5:28pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:53pm:

Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 4:50pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 2:21pm:

via blood test- who will be relieved at this news?? Wink

PSA(Prostate Specific Antigen, from memory) tests have be around a while now. They just let you know if there is something wrong, not what it is.

I'm sure there are some that will prefer to go the old route though, Gregg comes to mind but then he probably always asks the doc for a "second" opinion as well.

Just don't choose a procto with BIG HANDS!

And we all know who has big hands. Wink

Although he is an arsehole, he's not qualified to do a prostate exam.
YUCK

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