Well I can't offer you a Merry Mega Retail Sale
Nor praise the character of eating magic mushrooms in Finland
for the kiddies to sit on his knee and get 'high' on his magic sleigh.
I can't even bend the knee for some Jew in the Middle-East who died so that his people may infest Europe for 2000 years.
Only to be kicked out by his little Jew Brother not so long ago, once Namerica was discovered and empowered itself with Politics as its... God.
But I can offer you a "Bah Humbug" if you're inclined to accept.
I'm not Anti- Christmas, but I'm definately not 'into' Xmas.
It could be worse though, I could be celebrating something to do with Moslems as well.